I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Russian Paper Compares Obama’s Fools to Stalin’s Fools. You have to take this seriously because who knows what useful idiots are better than the Russians? Forward comrade!

George Zimmerman sues NBC and reporters. He should sue the DA’s office for withholding evidence, too.

EXCLUSIVE: FEMA teams told to ‘sightsee’ as Sandy victims suffered. After all the screaming and hollering about FEMA’s alleged lack of response to hurricane Katrina, George W. Bush and Michael Brown must be at home laughing their asses off in disgust over this one.

Your Pacific islands aren’t going to flood Nervous Warmers. Not only do we have no warming the past 16 years, it appears we don’t have any accelerating sea-level rise, either. We guess the lemmings can return the Ark they bought.

Monckton evicted from UN climate summit after challenging global warming. “‘Escorted from the hall and security officers stripped him of his UN credentials.” “Monckton to UN: ‘In the 16 years we have been coming to these conferences, there has been no global warming’.” Yeah, and in the 16 years we’ve been sending money to Nigerian bankers, we’ve never gotten one million-dollar check in return. Wonder if there’s a pattern there…

Dana Milbank chides Mitt Romney for not riding to the rescue of the country that just rejected him. WaPo hack Milbank is annoyed – Romney is taking a job with Marriot Intl instead of helping the First Golfer “fix” the crisis he and his fellow grifters created. “Are you an idiot, Dana Milbank? Barack Obama just spent a year calling Mitt Romney a bully, a felon, and a murderer. Why on earth would Romney lift a finger to help Obama after that?” Fear not, we’ll help you with some advice, Mr. President – try angling that putt a little to the right.

Unemployment moves sharply higher after election. “It is unclear what caused the increase in the unemployment rate in November,” says Gallup. Here’s a thought that occurs to us, Gallup: maybe the unemployment rate reported before the election was a dastardly lie to ensure a certain ineffective president’s re-election.

New study shows gun violence down in Virginia. “The research shows the number of guns purchased soared to 73% in the six year period, while gun related crimes fell 24%.” Meanwhile look at places like Chicagostan, Detroitistan and Oaklandistan where about the only people who have guns are the thugs who care less about gun control laws or any other laws anyway.

Shocking! Cap & Trade Eviscerated by Climate Religion Guru James Hansen!. Did someone drop him on his head? Did he get screwed by Al Gore’s cap and trade firm? Heatstroke from global warming? We wonder.

McConnell offers to vote on Obama’s Fiscal Cliff plan, Reid objects. Obama’s plan includes a $2 trillion tax hike and $400 billion in new “stimulus”… can’t imagine why they don’t want to vote on it.

Comedian: Liberal comics “don’t want to make fun of Obama because they feel that it will weaken him.” “The narrative is that Obama is sort of a god (in fact, Evan Thomas of Newsweek said exactly that.) Gods don’t have any flaws. Thus, if they point out a single flaw, they are entirely destroying the narrative. … To the Modern Liberal who looks to their leaders the way small children look to their parents, making fun of Obama is simply beyond them.” They’re not as stupid as we thought… they’re much stupider.

Cop who sexually assaulted man with a broomstick in New York police station marries his childhood sweetheart in prison. ♬ Here comes the bride, here comes the bride, here comes the groom she better watch out for his broom ♬.

Arizona executes double rapist and murderer by lethal injection after cutting into a leg artery when they couldn’t get IV lines into his arms. We don’t feel sorry for him, but you can bet the liberals will be spinning this guy’s execution to show how horrid the death penalty is. Too bad he wasn’t raped, strangled and stabbed to death like his victims.

Is austerity, shrinking wages, and firing of public workers a bad thing? One Eastern-European country’s actual experience. “Latvia has a flat personal tax, low corporate tax, fired on third of civil workers and the results speak for themselves: low inflation, high growth, and politicians re-elected.” Yes, but that plan makes it impossible to pay off donors and cronies or buy votes with public money… so it’s raaaaacist and sexist and blah, blah, blah…

Bill Nye the astonishingly ignorant Science Guy. Piers Morgan interviewed Bill Nye and Marc Morano, the owner of Climate Depot, about Global Warming. Guess how that went. Morgan and Nye sounded like medieval druids dancing around a solstice bonfire baying at the moon, whereas Morano sounded like a guy who actually understands climate science.

The Blue-State Suicide Pact. “The almost uniform support of blue states’ congressional representatives for the administration’s campaign for tax ‘fairness’ represents a kind of bizarre economic suicide pact.” Well, they don’t mind, why should anyone else? Oh, and this: “Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide.” ~ W. Churchill

High school locked down because of thermometer. Officials brought in a hazmat crew after a student brought a thermometer containing mercury to chemistry class. No, the thermometer didn’t break and spill mercury. Yes, this is the same substance Congress decided should be in our light bulbs… including, no doubt, the light bulbs lining the hallways and illuminating the classrooms of Seminole High.

President Obama’s long-lost drunk-driving uncle wins new bid to try to stay in U.S. We’re so sorry Uncle Omar; We’re so sorry but we haven’t done a thing but golf all day; We’re so Sorry Uncle Omar; But if anything should happen we’ll be sure to give a ring (to ICE).

Detroit councilwoman to Obama: We voted for you, now bail us out. You bought our votes so where’s the check? FORE-ward!

Citigroup to cut 11,000 jobs, take $1 billion in charges. Citigroup Inc will dump 11,000 jobs in order to save as much as $1.1 billion a year. Just in time for the Christmas of recovery.

HOUSE GOP LEADERS PURGED CONSERVATIVES USING SECRET CRITERIA LIST. If you read the headline with GOP and Conservatives removed, we bet you’d assume the Democrats did this. It’s getting very hard to separate the D’s from the R’s anymore.

CALIFORNIA TEACHERS UNION VIDEO FEATURES ‘RICH’ URINATING ON ‘POOR.’ California propaganda education in action. See what Jerry Brown’s $30 billion tax hike for education pays for? Then people wonder why their children get a piss poor education in California. Edit: Someone blocked the original video so this is a new one. H/T to California Dave

Tweet of the day. Piers… you shoulda said “blah blah Commerce Clause…” Didn’t you read your journ0list talking points handbook? Sheesh.

Reuters: Egypt’s Morsi leaves presidential palace amid clashes. “Egyptian President Mohamed Morsi left the presidential palace in Cairo on Tuesday, two sources reported, after protesters angered by his decree last month to extend his powers clashed with police outside.” Obama is a “sort of god,” just like a wooden decoy is a “sort of duck.”

Obama voters experience buyer’s remorse. “…some who voted for him last month are puzzled as he threatens to take the nation off the fiscal cliff if Republicans don’t give him the tax hikes he demands now and puts off entitlement reform until later. He even wants to increase spending. I’ve talked to people who supported him, and their surprise is surprising.” Color us unsympathetic – these morons had four years to observe Obama in action. They CANNOT say they weren’t warned. They have no one to blame but themselves.