The post-partisan President refers to those who disagree with him as “enemies”

Barack Obama, who billed himself as the first post-partisan President, but who has governed as if that description were some kind of joke, finally put his real feelings into words.

Barack Obama, who billed himself as the first post-partisan President, but who has governed as if that description were some kind of joke, finally put his real feelings into words.

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The enemies list makes a comeback

The Hill has the details:

Latino voters, the president said, would have an opportunity to send a message to Republicans, who Obama accused of “politicizing” immigration reform and the border security debate. Obama said “pressure has to be put on the Republican Party” if immigration reform is to become a reality.

“And if Latinos sit out the election instead of saying, we’re gonna punish our enemies and we’re gonna reward our friends who stand with us on issues that are important to us, if they don’t see that kind of upsurge in voting in this election, then I think it’s gonna be harder — and that’s why I think it’s so important that people focus on voting on November 2,” he said.

Punish your enemies. If they bring a knife, he’ll bring a gun.

Maybe instead of comparing this president to Jimmy Carter, we should begin comparing him to Richard Nixon. Except Nixon’s enemy list seemed to be a lot shorter than Obama’s.

Source: TheHill.com

Bad blood in Rhode Island: Democrat candidate for governor says “Obama can take his endorsement and shove it”

“I never asked President Obama for his endorsement and what’s going on here is really Washington insider politics at its worst,” Caprio said. “He can take his endorsement and really shove it as far as I am concerned.”

Remember just two short years ago when the election of Barack Obama ushered in an era of love and peace and harmony? That’s officially over. Even among Democrats.

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As far as we know, Frank Caprio has not told Miss Rhode Island to shove it

ABC News has details of the Rhode Island rebuff:

This morning on WPRO Radio Providence, Democratic Rhode Island gubernatorial candidate Frank Caprio, whom President Obama has not endorsed, lashed out.

“I never asked President Obama for his endorsement and what’s going on here is really Washington insider politics at its worst,” Caprio said. “He can take his endorsement and really shove it as far as I am concerned.”

Deferring to his friendship with former Sen. Lincoln Chafee, the former Republican senator currently an independent gubernatorial candidate who endorsed the president in 2008, the president has not endorsed Caprio.

Recent polls indicate that Caprio and Chafee are in a tight race. According to the Providence Journal, Caprio was unaware that the president would not be endorsing him until a reporter told his campaign the news over the weekend.

Let’s just say that Caprio is not happy with President Obama.

Caprio today charged that the president is “coming into Rhode Island treating us like an ATM machine. I will wear it as a badge of honor and a badge of courage that he doesn’t want to endorse me as a Democrat.“

Note that Caprio doesn’t object to Barack Obama treating the American people like an ATM for the last two years.

Source: ABC News

Democrats hold a raffle: Send in $3 and win a chance to meet the President

Just as professional Democrats have begun fleeing any association with Barack Obama, the party has come up with the brilliant idea of holding a raffle. Give money to the party right now and you could win a chance to meet President Obama.

Just as professional Democrats have begun fleeing any association with Barack Obama, the party has come up with the brilliant idea of holding a raffle. Give money to the party right now and you could win a chance to meet President Obama.

It is, perhaps, a sign of desperation within the party that you’re automatically entered in the contest for making a contribution as small as $3.

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$3 raffles today, car washes and bakes sales tomorrow

You read that right. Not $3000, not $300, not even $30. A mere $3 contribution is all it takes to enter this contest and win the chance to meet this devalued President.

The Washington Examiner has details of the desperation:

It will happen October 22, when Obama appears at a rally for faltering Democratic Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid in Las Vegas. “The president will be kicking off the final push at a grassroots rally,” an Organizing for America email says. “We’re saving three backstage passes for supporters like you.”

Obama has been criticized for appearing at high-dollar events like a soiree at the Washington DC home of former network newswoman and White House health care spokeswoman Linda Douglass. That event cost $30,400 to attend. This one will be different. If you send in just $3 between now and 11:59 p.m. Friday, you’ll have a chance to win — air fare, hotel, and “backstage pass” to meet Obama.

And it’s even better than that. Read the fine print of the email, and you’ll see — at the bottom, just like a contest on the back of a box or a six pack of soft drinks — “No purchase or contribution necessary to enter. Void where prohibited.” Even if they don’t send in any money, winners will receive “one round-trip ticket within the continental U.S. to Las Vegas; hotel accommodations for one; and a meeting with President Obama at a rally even on 10/22/10 (approximate combined retail value $1,200.00).” The email does not specify how much of the $1,200.00 is for the plane, how much is for the hotel, and how much is for meeting Obama.

In other Democrat news, Joe Biden is organizing a fundraiser where he’ll pay $3 for the chance to meet you.

Source: Washington Examiner

Welcome to Nevada, Mr. President. Now go away.

This ad not only damns Obama with his own words, his own actions and the haunting “O-ba-ma, O-ba-ma, O-ba-ma” chant of his supporters, but does it in a dramatic way that almost gives you chills.

We hate the nasty tone and predictability of most political attack commercials. But we love a commercial that turns a competitor’s words or deeds against him in a clever or dramatic way.

Like this one, for example. It not only damns Obama with his own words, his own actions and the haunting “O-ba-ma, O-ba-ma, O-ba-ma” chant of his supporters, but does it in a dramatic way that almost gives you chills.

Welcome to Nevada, indeed, Mr. President.

Now go away and take Harry Reid with you.

H/T: Ace

Just in time for the election: Obama’s approval numbers hit a new low

Barack Obama’s popularity is like that old Limbo Rock song. How low can you go? Gallup reports the new low for the O.

Barack Obama’s popularity is like that old Limbo Rock song. How low can you go?

Gallup reports the new low for the O:

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Barack Obama averaged 44.7% job approval during the seventh quarter of his presidency. His average approval rating has declined each quarter since he took office, falling by more than two percentage points in the most recent quarter to establish a new low.

Question: What do you think will happen to Obama’s popularity after November 2nd? Will this be the low water mark? Will it continue to go down? Or will he be able to use the new Republican majority in the House to whip up support for himself.

Tell us what you think.

Source: Gallup.com

President Obama modestly calls himself “a pretty good president”

You don’t expect modesty from a guy who wrote two autobiographies by the time he was forty. And when that guy is Barack Obama, he delivers on that anticipated lack of modesty.

You don’t expect modesty from a guy who wrote two autobiographies by the time he was forty despite the handicap of having accomplished nothing to that point in his life. And when that guy is Barack Obama, he delivers on that anticipated lack of modesty.

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We are lucky to have such a magnificent president, if he does say so himself

AFP reports the President’s glowing opinion of himself:

“I’ve been inspired by you. Wherever I go, traveling across this country, especially when I meet young people, I’m reminded of your energy, and your drive, and your imagination,” Obama told several hundred young people.

“For all the problems we’re going through right now, we still have the best workers on earth, the finest universities on earth, we’ve got the best entrepreneurs on earth, we’ve got the freest, most vibrant economy on earth,” he said.

One female supporter then yelled out “the best president on earth” and Obama replied, “Well, I won’t say that, but we got a pretty good president.”

Right. And when unemployment gets down to 9%, he’ll deserve a spot on Mount Rushmore.

Source: AFP

“How can I remove this filthy Obama tattoo?”

“I’ll admit that I got swept up by the Obama hysteria last year…and that’s why I got his tattoo on my gut. But I have now seen the light…”

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If one were to believe this question in Yahoo! Answers, SaQuinta Bently is a black woman who has seen the light. In her own words:

I have a FILTHY tattoo of Obama’s face on my gut. How can I remove it?

I’ll admit that I got swept up by the Obama hysteria last year…and that’s why I got his tattoo on my gut. But I have now seen the light…and Obama ain’t nuttin but an Uncle Tom. And with all my pregnancy stretch marks, his face sho be looking ugly on my gut. How can I get the tattoo removed?

We don’t know if SaQuinta is for real, but we kind of doubt it. Nevertheless the ad brings up two thoughts:

(1) If SaQuinta is real, we’d really like to see that tattoo. With all those stretch marks, the Obama tattoo on her gut must now look more like Moms Mabley (We guarantee that’s a funny line if you’re old enough to understand the reference. If not, do a Google image search for Moms).

And (2), would anyone actually be dumb enough to get an Obama tattoo? We did our own Google image search and found photographic evidence that America is home to at least 22 morons.

Our advice: If these Obama tattoos are as prevalent as they appear to be, take every cent you can scrounge up and invest it in a company that manufactures laser tattoo removal equipment.

There’s a fortune to be made, my friends.

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Obama’s Auntie Zeituni breaks her silence. Obama’s going to wish she hadn’t.

Wow. She’s self-centered, has a remarkable sense of entitlement, blames everyone else for her problems, and talks too much. Who ever would have guessed that those traits were genetic?

Wow. She’s self-centered, has a remarkable sense of entitlement, blames everyone else for her problems, and talks too much. Who ever would have guessed that those traits were genetic?

Obama’s 52-year old polygamous brother makes a teenage girl his third wife

That’s one of our favorite stories of the year, because you couldn’t make up something like this if you tried. Not if you tried all day. And half the night. President Barack Obama’s polygamist half brother in Kenya has married a woman who is more than 30 years younger than him.

That’s one of our favorite stories of the year, because you couldn’t make up something like this if you tried. Not if you tried all day. And half the night.

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Muslim Malik Obama displays a photo of himself with his 100% completely un-Muslim brother Barack

The Associated Press has the polygamous particulars:

President Barack Obama’s polygamist half brother in Kenya has married a woman who is more than 30 years younger than him.

The 19-year-old’s mother told The Associated Press on Friday she is furious that her daughter quit high school and married the 52-year-old.

Mary Aoko Ouma says her daughter tried to marry Malik Obama two years ago, but the mother says she wouldn’t give permission.

Malik Obama, who is Muslim, has two other wives. Polygamy is legal in Kenya if it falls under religious or cultural traditions.

Seriously, this story has it all. Kooky Obama relatives. Muslims. Polygamy. High school drop-outs. Teenage sex. An angry mother.

This is what life is going to be like in blogger heaven.

Source: Associated Press

Obama endorsed by Gilbert & Sullivan: “He is the very model of a modern U.S. President”

“Obama! A Modern U.S. President” is pretty funny stuff. And Butler does a great job of capturing Obama’s “my crap don’t stink” attitude. But we don’t know if this video is a one-off or if there’s an entire musical to go with it.

This musical video comes from L.A. actor/writer/producer Ronnie Butler (with inspiration by Gilbert & Sullivan’s “I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General” from Pirates of Penzance.)

“Obama! A Modern U.S. President” is pretty funny stuff. And Butler does a great job of capturing Obama’s “my crap don’t stink” attitude. But we don’t know if this video is a one-off or if there’s an entire musical to go with it.

Anyone know?

H/T: Chris in France

Former big man on campus now flunking out

Oh, how times have changed. Barack Obama, who used to fill stadiums with charged-up college students, is now about as popular on campus as a herpes outbreak.

Oh, how times have changed. Barack Obama, who used to fill stadiums with charged-up college students, is now about as popular on campus as a herpes outbreak.

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Even the college kids have figured it out

The New York Daily News has the details:

College students’ support for the President is waning — a worrying sign for Democrats who are trying to re-energize young voters before the midterm elections, which are just a couple weeks away.
 Just 44% approve of the job Obama is doing, while 27% said they are unhappy with his job performance, according to a new Associated Press-mtvU poll.

That’s a significant dip from the 60% who gave the president high marks in a May 2009 poll. Only 15% of college goers had a negative opinion of him back then.

The education of Barack Obama has seen his GPA go into a steady decline. His latest report card shows a surprisingly low C in Public Speaking 401. A C- in Introduction to Golf. A D+ in Geography (he blew the final by answering “57” to the question “How many states are there?”). And, of course, an F in Economics 101.

Source: New York Daily News

Obama says picking Joe Biden as vice president was his “single best decision.” Unfortunately, that may be true.

Don’t let it go to your head, Joe. It’s not a big f’n deal. In fact, considering how many bad decisions Obama’s made, it’s like bragging that you’re the skinniest guy on Biggest Loser.

Don’t let it go to your head, Joe. It’s not a big f’n deal. In fact, considering how many bad decisions Obama’s made, it’s like bragging that you’re the skinniest guy on Biggest Loser.

But according to our in-depth analysis, Biden truly is Obama’s single best decision, narrowly nosing out Cash-For-Clunkers and bowing to the king of Saudi Arabia.

The foreclosure paperwork mess: Banks, regulators, customers all confused

One day Bank of America admits its paperwork is screwed up and cancels all foreclosures in 28 states. The next day it cancels them in the rest of the 57 states. And the day after that, President Obama says foreclosures should continue.

One day Bank of America admits its paperwork is screwed up and cancels all foreclosures in 28 states. The next day it cancels them in the rest of the 57 states. And the day after that, President Obama says foreclosures should continue.

Somebody get us a friggin’ scorecard, because it’s getting tough to tell who’s on which side of this fiasco.

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You may end up staying in your house just because the foreclosure paperwork is so screwed up

We’d like to say CNN.com has the latest details, but this story’s moving so fast that it’s tough to know what the latest details might be.

Pressure is mounting on U.S. banks to halt more foreclosures amid widespread allegations that loan servicers failed to verify legal documents in what could be hundreds of thousands of cases.

Members of Congress from California wrote to the heads of the Justice Department, the Federal Reserve, and the Comptroller of the Currency on Tuesday, requesting that they investigate the foreclosure processes of banks under their purview for “possible violations of law or regulations.”

In Texas, the Attorney General’s office sent “suspension notices” to 30 loan servicers in the state, asking them to halt foreclosures until they have completed a review of their procedures. The Attorney General in Massachusetts also urged financial institutions in the state to put a hold on all foreclosures.

The moves come after Ally Financial, JPMorgan and Bank of America all announced plans last week to freeze foreclosures in the 23 U.S. states where they must be approved by the courts.

Foreclosures continue in the remaining 27 states, including California and Texas, where they are not subject to judicial review. Two other major financial institutions, Wells Fargo and Citigroup, have yet to halt any foreclosures.

Our advice? If you can’t make your house payment, do what Barney Frank did – take in a renter who can run a gay prostitution ring out of your basement. Your cut might just be big enough to make your monthly payment.

Source: CNN.com

Biden says Democrats don’t talk about Obama’s success because “it’s just too hard to explain”

Democrats aren’t running on the administration’s accomplishments like health-care and financial-regulatory overhaul and the stimulus because “it’s just too hard to explain,” Biden said.

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Joe Biden explains that it's all just too difficult to explain

No shit, Joe, no shit. We understand exactly what you mean.

Democrats aren’t running on the administration’s accomplishments like health-care and financial-regulatory overhaul and the stimulus because “it’s just too hard to explain,” Biden said. “It sort of a branding, I mean you know they kind of want the branding more at the front end.”

The branding was at the front end, Joe.

Remember “Hope and change.” Recall “The change you’ve been waiting for.” And don’t forget “We are the ones we’ve been waiting for.”

Unfortunately, those lines were where this administration’s accomplishments ended. And that’s why it’s tough to explain.

Now who wants to volunteer to explain that to the Vice President?

Source: Bloomberg.com

Obama admits there were no “shovel ready jobs,” Krauthammer pounces

After all his talk about “shovel ready jobs,” President Obama admitted yesterday that there really never were any shovel ready projects nor any shovel ready jobs. Charles Krauthammer lays it all out.

After all his talk about “shovel ready jobs,” President Obama admitted yesterday that there really never were any shovel ready projects nor any shovel ready jobs.

Does that surprise you? It shouldn’t. We’re willing to bet this guy’s never owned a shovel. He’s never had a real job. And he certainly wasn’t ready for the job he has now.

Charles Krauthammer lays it all out:

“Well, that is quite an admission. You know, a year and a half and half a trillion dollars later he says these things that I talked about endlessly don’t exist. It’s not actually surprising that he doesn’t know what a shovel ready project is. Having never worked in the private sector he wouldn’t be sure what a project is and there isn’t a lot of shoveling at Harvard Law School.” So I can understand that this was one of the greatest “Oops” in American history. And it’s going to be hard for a democrat when you show one tape against another. They’re goint to say, “So you supported a trillion dollars offered by a president who didn’t even know that this stuff that this stuff is not going to happen?”

NOTE: Although Barack Obama has never owned a shovel, he’s still managed to dig himself a pretty big hole in the last 21 months.

Sunday: Obama smears the Chamber of Commerce. Monday: Obama cheers the Chamber of Commerce.

On Sunday, Barack Obama condemned the United States Chamber of Commerce as evil purveyors of foreign campaign money. On Monday, he praised the same organization as accomplices in his socialist scheme for America.

“My daughter. My sister. My daughter. My sister. My daughter and my sister.”

Barack Obama’s as conflicted as Faye Dunaway in Chinatown.

On Sunday, he condemned the United States Chamber of Commerce as evil purveyors of foreign campaign money.

On Monday, he praised the same organization as accomplices in his socialist scheme for America.

OK, maybe those weren’t his exact words, but that’s the bottom line.

H/T: Gateway Pundit

Obama plays the race card, says Republicans “are counting on black folks staying home”

President Barack Obama spoke in front of 10,000 people in Philadelphia on Sunday and suddenly discovered his inner black man and pandered to a black audience by talking about “black folks” and sounding more like Jim from Huckleberry Finn than the Harvard educated attorney he really is.

President Barack Obama spoke in front of 10,000 people in Philadelphia on Sunday and suddenly discovered his inner black man.

“They said he was a p’fessor in a college, and could talk all kinds of languages, and knowed everything. And that ain’t the wust. They said he could VOTE when he was at home. Well, that let me out. Thinks I, what is the country a-coming to? It was ‘lection day, and I was just about to go and vote myself if I warn’t too drunk to get there…”

Oh, no. What were we thinking? That was Jim from Huckleberry Finn, not President Obama.

But in our defense, it’s tough to tell the difference when Obama starts pandering to a black audience by talking about “black folks” and sounding more like Jim than the Harvard educated attorney he really is.

Guess what happened the only other time Obama was responsible for a budget

From 1985 to 1988 Barack Obama ran something called the Developing Communities Project in Chicago, and he increased his organization’s number of employees by 1200%, grew its budget by 471% and then he took eight weeks vacation.

Critics often complain that President Obama had never run anything before he became President. But that’s not true. Back in his community organizing days, from 1985 to 1988 he ran something called the Developing Communities Project in Chicago.

acorn obama Wikipedia says “During his three years as the DCP’s director, its staff grew from one to thirteen and its annual budget grew from US$70,000 … to US$400,000….”

The article also says, “In mid-1988, he traveled for the first time in Europe for three weeks and then for five weeks in Kenya, where he met many of his paternal relatives for the first time.”

So in three years, he increased his organization’s number of employees by 1200%, grew its budget by 471% and then he took eight weeks vacation.

At least he’s consistent.

Source: Wikipedia.com

Man wearing Obama mask robs convenience store

Police say that a man wearing an Obama mask robbed a convenience store in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. Hmmmm. We’re not so sure.

Police say that a man wearing an Obama mask robbed a convenience store in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. Hmmmm. We’re not so sure.

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"He looked like Barack Obama," the clerk said. "Was there a big, ugly woman driving the getaway car," the detective asked.

A quick glance at surveillance video taken inside a local convenience store might lead someone to believe the 44th president of the United States committed a crime.Police said a man wearing a mask of President Barack Obama robbed the Sheetz on Somerset Center Drive at about 3:24 a.m. on Wednesday.

Police said the man, who was armed with a handgun, demanded money and left after he was given cash.

He was last seen driving away in a compact gold or silver vehicle, police said.

Sources inside the Winston-Salem Police Department said Wednesday morning that a suspect is in custody. No other details were given since he hasn’t yet been charged.

We suspect that the culprit really was the President of the United States and this was simply his attempt to cut out the middleman.

Source: WXII12.com

It’s come to this: Obama now makes people physically ill

He’s had that effect on conservatives since he first opened his yap. But now even Democrat supporters are sick of him.

He’s had that effect on conservatives since he first opened his yap. But now even Democrat supporters are sick of him.

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It's no longer just conservatives who are sick of President Obama

WTOP has the sickening details:

About three dozen people have been treated for illness during a rally featuring President Obama at Bowie State University.

Prince George’s County Fire and EMS spokesman Mark Brady tells WTOP numerous ambulances have been sent to the rally after people started fainting and became dizzy.

The problems could be related to warmer temperatures today. Brady says crowds at the rally were outside and packed shoulder to shoulder.

Two people have been taken to the hospital so far, Brady says. The rest have been treated at the scene.

There was a time when fainting spectators would have been attributed to the power of his words, his charisma, his aura. But now it’s the heat, the size of the crowd, the fact that it was the first Thursday of the month.

Can outrage make you pass out?

Source: WTOP.com

It’s all about him: President Obama says, “Don’t make me look bad” in November elections

The economy teeters on the brink of disaster. The dollar is plunging. Afghanistan is spinning out of control. But you can rest assured that President Obama has his priorities in order. And the top priority is…himself.

The economy teeters on the brink of disaster. The dollar is plunging. Afghanistan is spinning out of control. But you can rest assured that President Obama has his priorities in order. And the top priority is…himself.

On Thursday he told – no pleaded – with a crowd of supporters to prove the pundits wrong by saying, “Don’t make me look bad.”

Don’t you worry about that, President Obama. When it comes to making you look bad, you are what’s known as a self-made man.

Repressed memories: Only 42% can recall voting for what’s-his-name

Only 42 percent of respondents said they recalled voting for Obama in 2008 even though the president received, on average, 53 percent of the vote in those districts.

A new poll conducted by The Hill and ANGA yielded some hilarious results.

They surveyed voters in 12 competitive congressional districts held by first-term Democrats who rode Obama’s coattails into office in 2008.

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"I know I didn't vote for McCain, but I just can't recall the name of the guy I did vote for."

Of the voters surveyed, 69 percent said their feelings about Obama will be an important consideration when they vote in congressional elections, while 28 percent said the president would not be a factor…

One telling finding is that only 42 percent of respondents said they recalled voting for Obama in 2008 even though the president received, on average, 53 percent of the vote in those districts.

Pollsters said that finding could indicate voter remorse, which may reflect a major drop in enthusiasm for the president.

Gee. Ya think?

Source: The Hill

This is what you call symbolism: Presidential seal falls off lectern during Obama speech

In this clip, President Obama demonstrates his ability to remain cool, calm and collected in the face of embarrassment and disaster, a trait that should serve him well on November 2.

In this clip, President Obama demonstrates his ability to remain cool, calm and collected in the face of embarrassment and disaster, a trait that should serve him well on November 2.

Constitution, schmonstitution: Obama says he’ll be in office “8-10 years.”

The guy’s already ignored most of the Constitution, so he may as well ignore the 22nd Amendment, too. Ten years is actually less than we feared. We thought he might appoint himself President For Life.

The guy’s already ignored most of the Constitution, so he may as well ignore the 22nd Amendment, too.

Ten years is actually less than we feared. We thought he might appoint himself President For Life.

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