Barack Hussein Obama, aka Barry Soetoro, 44th president of the United States — socialist, radical, and enemy of Americans who believe in the constitution. Here are hundreds of articles on this man.
Michael Moore and CNN’s Jessica Yellin were guests on Friday’s “Real Time.” Of course, the fat fantasy filmmaker repeated his oft-heard claim that “white America does not like having a black president.”
Choosing to use the words “Michael Moore” and “facts of life” in the same sentence may have been an unfortunate mistake on our part. Seeing those words juxtaposed brings up horrible mental images that we were unprepared for when we typed them.
Nevertheless, Michael Moore and CNN’s Jessica Yellin were guests on Friday’s “Real Time.” Of course, the fat fantasy filmmaker repeated his oft-heard claim that “white America does not like having a black president.”
Believe it or not, Yellin schooled Moore on voter turnout during midterm elections and the fact that Obama’s approval ratings have nothing to do with race.
Like kittens whose eyes are finally opening, ABC News admits that the President’s ten-day Asian tour accomplished bupkis. Less than bupkis.
First he demonstrated at the major league all-star game that he couldn’t pitch. Now ABC News tells us he can’t hit, either. Mighty Obama has struck out.
Like kittens whose eyes are finally opening, ABC News admits that the President’s ten-day Asian tour accomplished bupkis. Less than bupkis.
Accompanying their election coverage on their website, CBS published this photoshopped picture of a half black/half white President Obama with Republicans and Democrats on either side of him as if to say he is split between the two.
Let’s file this under “Tasteless PhotoShop.” Either that or “Holy freakin’ moly, what if Fox News had done it.”
"Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony." Paul McCartney, 1982
CreativeMinorityReport.com has the story:
Accompanying their election coverage on their website, CBS published this photoshopped picture of a half black/half white President Obama with Republicans and Democrats on either side of him as if to say he is split between the two.
Needless to say Obama’s white side is on the side of the GOP’s John Boehner and Eric Cantor. His black half is on the side of Harry Reid and Charles Schumer. Are they saying that Obama will have to act white with Republicans?
How could anyone think that changing the President’s skin tone like this would be a good idea? This has got to be either one of the most racially insensitive and just plain ol’ stupid photoshops a major news organization has done since Time Magazine blackened OJ Simpson’s face. The idiocy of this is only heightened by the fact that Obama’s heritage is mixed.
Ebony and Ivory sucked when Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder did it as a duet. It’s even worse when Barack Obama does it solo.
Joe Scarborough speaks the unspeakable on MSNBC and admits that senior Democrat senators, committee chairmen even, have personally told him that they think Obama is incompetent.
This one has us a little weak kneed. A little dizzy. A little overwhelmed. We do believe we have the vapors.
Joe Scarborough speaks the unspeakable on MSNBC and admits that senior Democrat senators, committee chairmen even, have personally told him that they think Obama is incompetent.
Mika, of course, is horrified by this revelation and attempts to shift the subject to a completely unrelated subject.
C’mon, now, admit it. Would you be surprised if it’s revealed thirty years from now that President Pantywaist has more dresses in his closet than J. Edgar Hoover?
C’mon, now, admit it. Would you be surprised if it’s revealed thirty years from now that President Pantywaist has more dresses in his closet than J. Edgar Hoover?
Effeminate Obama: Nurture or nature?
The New York Times reveals one of the President’s early influences:
Mr. Obama’s family rented the guest house inside a compound belonging to a prominent physician. There, according to the neighborhood’s longtime residents, the young Obama, who had already experienced differences in class and religion in his short stay in Indonesia, was exposed to another aspect of Jakarta’s diversity.
His nanny was an openly gay man who, in keeping with Indonesia’s relaxed attitudes toward homosexuality, carried on an affair with a local butcher, longtime residents said. The nanny later joined a group of transvestites called Fantastic Dolls, who, like the many transvestites who remain fixtures of Jakarta’s streetscape, entertained people by dancing and playing volleyball.
The Left may have staged protests during his visit but US President Barack Obama was “glad” to meet an Indian communist leader last evening.
Awww. It looks like the President is getting a little homesick for Van Jones and Carol Moseley Braun.
He's glad to meet a communist because he just feels so damn comfortable among his own people
NDTV has the story:
The Left may have staged protests during his visit but US President Barack Obama was “glad” to meet an Indian communist leader last evening.
“I am glad to meet an Indian communist. I am told that communists have been part of the (Indian) political mainstream,” Obama told CPM Politburo member Sitaram Yechury at the Rashtrapati Bhawan banquet as they were introduced and both shook hands.
Oh, how the President regrets that communists aren’t part of the political mainstream here in the United States. Oh, wait, we’re talking about Barack Obama. Looks like they already are.
One of Barack Obama’s Indonesian friends recalls that even as a child, Little Barry Soetoro was deceptive and manipulative.
One of Barack Obama’s Indonesian friends recalls that even as a child, Little Barry Soetoro was deceptive and manipulative.
Little Barry Soetoro poses with some of the earliest victims of his deceptions and manipulation
At least that’s our take away from this anecdote in the New York Times:
In the compound, Mr. [Barry Soetoro] Obama often played with the two sons of the physician’s driver. One time, recalled the elder son, Slamet Januadi, now 52, Mr. Obama asked a group of boys whether they wanted to grow up to be president, a soldier or a businessman. A president would own nothing while a soldier would possess weapons and a businessmen would have money, the young Obama explained.
Mr. Januadi and his younger brother, both of whom later joined the Indonesian military, said they wanted to become soldiers. Another boy, a future banker, said he would become a businessman.
“Then Barry said he would become president and order the soldier to guard him and the businessman to use his money to build him something,” Mr. Januadi said. “We told him, ‘You cheated. You didn’t give us those details.’ ”
“But we all became what we said we would,” he said.
Yes, one became a banker, one became a soldier and one became a confiscatory leftist who thinks others are there to help him fulfill his redistributionist dreams.
That’s a beautiful childhood memory, damn it, and we found ourselves tearing up just a little bit as we read it.
If there’s one nationality on earth that’s known for being cold, it has to be the Germans. (Hey, we say that with all the affection in the world, but, well, c’mon.) So it’s quite a statement when the Germans start calling Obama bloodless, cold, arrogant and elitist.
If there’s one nationality on earth that’s known for being cold, it has to be the Germans. (Hey, we say that with all the affection in the world, but, well, c’mon.)
So it’s quite a statement when the Germans start calling Obama bloodless, cold, arrogant and elitist.
We don't get it. Why would anyone think this guy is arrogant and elitist?
The center-left Süddeutsche Zeitung writes:
“Two years ago his vision inspired voters. Today the same man often sounds strangely bloodless. Back then his cool, self-assured composure impressed many, now the same character comes across as cold, arrogant, even elitist. The right may well put on a shrill rough performance, and stand in the media spotlight. However, this president was never going to win votes on the right anyway. Obama’s historic victory in 2008 was created by the middle of American society — the independent voters and the suburbanites. It is this center that has abandoned him.”
Yes, Curtis Sittenfeld, you are the last person in America who adores Obama. Even Chris Matthews, liberal rat he is, has jumped off the sinking Love Boat that is the Obama administration.
In a word, yes.
Yes, Curtis Sittenfeld, you are the last person in America who adores Obama. Even Chris Matthews, liberal rat he is, has jumped off the sinking Love Boat that is the Obama administration.
Despite her first name, Curtis Sittenfeld is a woman of sorts
Let’s start with a few quick, slobbering, try-to-hide-the-bulge-in-your-pants (oh, wait, we forgot that “Curtis” is a woman) comments before we get to the heart of Curtis’ paean:
Two years after voting for him, I’m just as exhilarated as Oprah Winfrey was in Grant Park on Nov. 4, 2008. … I’ve remained in the tank for Obama … the thrill still hasn’t worn off for me of once again having an intellectually nimble president, not to mention one who doesn’t pride himself on going with his gut when it comes to foreign policy … when I see Obama on television, I’m unfailingly struck by his intelligence and charisma, by his easygoing humor, by the magnificence of his megawatt smile. He just makes me proud … my Obama admiration is a kind of emotional inverse of the right-wing Obama antipathy…
Consider that a mere warm-up, because we’re getting to the main event. Now Curtis begins working herself into a frenzy that can only end with an explosion of bodily fluids:
I like that he’s married to—and seemingly still quite taken with—a strong, opinionated, gorgeous woman, and that he has two ridiculously cute daughters. I like his mind-bendingly multicultural extended family. I like that in a campaign interview in Glamour magazine, he could fluently and unabashedly talk about Pap smears. I thought that the beer summit of 2009 was delightful. I was even excited when Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, not realizing until pundits explained otherwise that I was supposed to be aghast at its prematurity … I was one of those Democrats who thought it’d be nice to have an entrée of eight years of Hillary, with Obama as a vice-presidential side, followed by eight years of a more seasoned Obama as the main course. I was always an Obama admirer, but maybe the fact that I was initially rooting for Hillary has prevented me from feeling the disappointment in his presidency expressed by certain Obamamaniacs. So swoony and ardent was their Obama love during the campaign that it couldn’t be sustained; my more measured affection, by contrast, has grown over time.
At this point, I love Obama so much that I recently thought if it were 1961, I’d probably display a bust of him in my living room. Then I realized I’m already displaying the 2010 equivalent: On my living room wall, I have a framed version of that famous November 2008 New Yorker cover of the O moon over the Lincoln Memorial. Meanwhile, on my desk, I keep a printed-out photo I first saw on the Huffington Post in May 2009, of Obama in the Oval Office, bending over so a little African-American boy could rub his head. The boy, it turns out, was the child of a White House staffer, and the reason Obama was bending was, according to the caption in the White House’s Flickr account, “The youngster wanted to see if the President’s haircut felt like his own.”
I don’t care if it’s good PR—the picture still practically brings tears to my eyes. It reminds me of the sense of excitement and possibility I felt in November 2008, as if in electing Obama, we Americans were acting as our best, smartest, least racist selves, as if there really was change we could believe in. And, OK, so it’s been a long two years since then, and for a lot of people it’s been an undeniably hard two years. But I’m just not convinced that’s Obama’s fault.
For god’s sake, Curtis, get a room. You know, one of those rooms that rent for an hour where they don’t change the sheets between customers. Send us the bill.
C’mon, President Obama, you’re starting to sound like Bill Clinton when he said “It depends on what the definition of is is.” It’s jihad. It’s not that tough a concept.
C’mon, President Obama, you’re starting to sound like Bill Clinton when he said “It depends on what the definition of is is.”
It’s jihad. It’s not that tough a concept.
“Well, the phrase Jihad has a lot of meanings within Islam, and is subject to a lot of different interpretations,” President Obama said. “…The overwhelming majority view their obligations to their religion as ones that reaffirm peace and justice and fairness and tolerance…”
We think the problem here is homophonic. All this time we thought people were saying, “Islam is a religion of peace” when they were actually saying “Islam is a religion of pieces.”
As in, “After the suicide bomber set off his bomb, there was a piece of him over here and another piece of him over there, because, you know, Islam is a religion of pieces.”
The US President’s former grade three teacher said that Mr Obama – who was known as “Barry” when he attended the Menteng One school in Jakarta – studied the Koran and went to classes on Islam, despite the objections of Anne Dunham, a Roman Catholic.
When a guy reaches the ripe old age of 40 with no accomplishments on his record yet still manages to churn out two autobiographies, you’d think he’d need to dredge up every possible story from his past to fill a few pages.
This story may increase the percentage of Americans who believe Obama is Muslim
But, no, not if that man is Barack Obama. If you’re Barack Obama, your life has been so eventful that you actually need to suppress a few memories.
Like this one, for example:
The US President’s former grade three teacher said that Mr Obama – who was known as “Barry” when he attended the Menteng One school in Jakarta – studied the Koran and went to classes on Islam, despite the objections of Anne Dunham, a Roman Catholic.
The teacher’s recollections will add to speculation about Mr Obama’s links to Islam during his much-anticipated visit to Indonesia, the world’s most populous Muslim nation, as part of his ten-day tour of Asia.
…Mr Obama attended classes on Islam while the Christians attended classes on Christianity, said Effendi. Barry, he said, was alone among the pupils in that he insisted on attending both.
“His mother did not like him learning Islam, although his father was a Muslim. Sometimes she came to the school; she was angry with the religious teacher and said ‘Why did you teach him the Koran?’” said Effendi.
“But he kept going to the classes because he was interested in Islam. He would also join the other pupils for Muslim prayers.”
Yup. We’re going with the suppressed memory concept. We’re sure that it was traumatic for the young lad and he was merely suppressing the memories to avoid the pain they trigger.
We ran a story this week about a new Chinese-manufactured “Blow-Up Barack Presidential Love Doll” and one about another Obama Blow Up Doll back in August. So we’re starting a new campaign and calling on all conservatives to join us in sending as many of these love dolls to Chris Matthews as possible.
Give Chris Matthews the merriest Christmas ever. Send him an Obama sex doll.
When MSNBC’s Chris Matthews said Obama gave him a thrill up his leg, we didn’t realize initially that he meant his middle leg, but that’s become apparent over the course of the last two years.
So we’re starting a new campaign and calling on all conservatives to join us in sending as many of these love dolls to Chris Matthews as possible.
Just imagine the Hardball studio filled to the rafters with hundreds, maybe thousands of these things. That image alone is definitely worth $25.03 you’ll spend on the doll.
Click here. Order now to make sure Chris gets yours in time for Christmas. And make sure you include a note that says, “Merry Christmas from IHateTheMedia.com and (your name).
Here’s Chris’ address:
Chris Matthews
Hardball
MSNBC
30 Rockefeller Plaza
New York, N.Y. 10112
C’mon, conservatives. Give Chris Matthews the Obama love he fantasizes about.
Order now!
Bonus Points: Record a video of yourself hand-delivering an inflated Obama Love Doll to Chris or his receptionist and we’ll give you your 15 minutes of fame on the internet.
A gaggle of Indian leftists groups protested President Obama’s visit to their country on Saturday, shouting “Obama go home.” Hey, c’mon, India, give us a break. We’ve had the guy for two years. Isn’t it someone else’s turn yet?
A gaggle of Indian leftists groups protested President Obama’s visit to their country on Saturday, shouting “Obama go home.”
Hey, c’mon, India, give us a break. We’ve had the guy for two years. Isn’t it someone else’s turn yet?
Looks like the Secret Service won’t be enough to protect President Obama while he’s in India. So the Indian government has unleashed its own team of security experts – the Simian Service.
Looks like the Secret Service won’t be enough to protect President Obama while he’s in India. So the Indian government has unleashed its own team of security experts – the Simian Service.
We don't know how much monkey catchers get paid in India, but it's not enough
The Times of India has the details of the deployment:
Eighty-foot-high towers being built around the ridge area in the capital are not just being erected for the security of US President Barack Obama but also to keep the monkeys in the vicinity at bay, police said.
Obama will be visiting the national capital on November 8-9 and will be staying at ITC Maurya hotel, situated near the ridge area where the monkey population is high.
“As several incidents of monkey-menace have been reported from the area, we are keeping a watch on the simians,” a police officer said.
He also said that trained monkey-catchers will also be deployed.
For god’s sake, man, if they’re this worried about the trained monkeys, what can they possibly do about the untrained monkeys?
Turns out Barry Obama was virtually indistinguishable from Barry Goldwater until those dastardly Republicans forced him – against his will, apparently – to become a lefty.
We were way off base in our analysis of President Obama’s political philosophy. Turns out Barry Obama was virtually indistinguishable from Barry Goldwater until those dastardly Republicans forced him – against his will, apparently – to become a lefty.
At least that’s Chris Matthews’ new theory:
Matthews: The Republican strategy over last two years has been to force Obama over to the left so that he could only pass left-wing legislation without the grace of bipartisan support, they won, they made him into a lefty.”
By the way, we love the way Townhall.com now tags all their videos with Will Smith’s ludicrous comment that “Obama as an idea marks an evolutionary flashpoint for humanity.”
We have to admit that when we saw a headline that said, “Coconuts removed in India ahead of Obama visit,” we thought it was some kind of racial insult.
We have to admit that when we saw a headline that said, “Coconuts removed in India ahead of Obama visit,” we thought it was some kind of racial insult.
You may remember how liberals taunted Michael Steele by calling him a coconut when he ran for the U.S. Senate in Maryland.
Coconuts: Taboo in Mumbai
In racial terms, of course, a coconut is a person who is dark brown on the outside, but white on the inside. And let’s face it, Barack Obama is the whitest brother in the history of brothers.
But no, India is actually removing coconuts from the trees. Real coconuts.
The BBC has the story:
Officials in the Indian city of Mumbai (Bombay) have taken extraordinary measures to protect US President Barack Obama ahead of his visit. In their effort to provide maximum security in the run-up to his visit on Friday, they have removed coconuts which may fall on his head from trees.
All coconuts around the city’s Gandhi museum have now been cut down, an official told the BBC.
Every year in India people are injured or even killed by falling coconuts.
Mani Bhavan, where Mahatma Gandhi stayed during his freedom struggle against the British, is among five places the US president is visiting apart from a school, college and hotels attacked by Islamic militants in 2008.
“We told the authorities to remove the dry coconuts from trees near the building. Why take a chance?” Mani Bhavan’s executive secretary, Meghshyam Ajgaonkar, told the BBC.
Luckily, Michael Steele is not part of the President’s entourage.
Chris Matthews really is schizophrenic these days. One day he still feels that special tingle up his leg at the merest mention of Obama’s name and the next day he lurches into brief moments of clarity.
Chris Matthews really is schizophrenic these days. One day he still feels that special tingle up his leg at the merest mention of Obama’s name and the next day he lurches into brief moments of clarity.
Monday was a clarity day. He told Andrea Mitchell that America voted for the patriotic and inclusive Obama and now he’s become an elitist.
And Mitchell just sits there looking as if this liberal blasphemy is going to give her a major stroke.
Americans may have fallen out of love with Barack Obama, but the president of the United States is still an object of affection for the Chinese, who have remodeled him as a blow-up sex doll.
This story makes it too damn easy. Punch lines just leap to mind. It’s not even a challenge, but feel free to write your own if you wish.
The Telegraph UK has the sordid story:
Americans may have fallen out of love with Barack Obama, but the president of the United States is still an object of affection for the Chinese, who have remodeled him as a blow-up sex doll.
A doll wearing a dark blue suit and red tie, and with Mr Obama’s face carefully screen-printed onto its head, was exhibited at the recent 8th Sex Culture Festival in the southern city of Guangzhou.
The doll was photographed by Chinese state media nestling behind several other standard plastic female toys.
Mr Obama is widely popular in China, and a “Maobama” t-shirt, bearing an image of his face crossed with a portrait of Chairman Mao, has become a best-seller.
Notice the remarkable strength and maturity that we’re showing here. Not one cheap, sleazy punch line has left our laptop.
And now this. The President of the United States, supposedly the most powerful man in the world, flinching like a little girl during a martial arts exhibition.
So there’s poor ol’ President Obama addressing a tepid crowd of Blumenthal supporters in Connecticut when some AIDS activists began heckling him. Again.
So there’s poor ol’ President Obama addressing a tepid crowd of Blumenthal supporters in Connecticut when some AIDS activists began heckling him. Again.
We say “again” because their heckling has become a regular feature of his endless campaigns. The AIDS activists show up every time he does. The only difference is that they don’t bring along Teleprompters.
It’s actually kind of fun to watch the President lose his cool. You know, that famous cool that caused so many morons to vote for this empty suit.
The man who once drew 200,000 people in Berlin is now lucky to fill half an arena in Cleveland. For god’s sake, man, this was billed as the Democrats’ final big election rally.
The man who once drew 200,000 people in Berlin is now lucky to fill half an arena in Cleveland.
For god’s sake, man, this was billed as the Democrats’ final big election rally. The one that was going to close the enthusiasm gap. The one that was going to recapture the magic.
Nevertheless, you could have fired a cannon in this arena on Sunday despite the fact that this get-out-the-vote event featured both President Obama and Vice President Biden.
Wasn’t it nice to see an American president who doesn’t throw like a girl? One who wears man pants instead of mom pants? One who can hear the word strike without thinking of SEIU?
It was actually a fast ball down the middle of the plate, but we couldn’t resist the Hope and Change-up headline. Our apologies.
Seriously, though, wasn’t it nice to see an American president who doesn’t throw like a girl? One who wears man pants instead of mom pants? One who can hear the word strike without thinking of SEIU? One who throws from the right side instead of the left side (tell us there isn’t some major league symbolism in that).
This photo is too strange to be true. Except that it’s true. It shows a man who has dropped to his knees to pray as a car carrying President Obama pulls away from the curb in Chicago.
This photo is too strange to be true. Except that it’s true.
It shows a man who has dropped to his knees to pray as a car carrying President Obama pulls away from the curb in Chicago.
Maybe we’re misinterpreting. Maybe he’s not praying to President Obama. Maybe he’s praying that Republicans pick up the House and the Senate on Tuesday.
A French TV station France 24 is promoting its new Arabic broadcasts with footage that shows President Obama learning to speak Arabic.
This will not be welcome news in the White House. A French TV station France 24 is promoting its new Arabic broadcasts with footage that shows President Obama learning to speak Arabic.
Relax. It was all done with clever editing and special effects.
But as much as this guy likes to be on TV and considering the rumor that he may actually speak fluent Arabic, they could have saved themselves a lot of time, trouble and money by simply asking Obama to do the commercials.
