Barack Hussein Obama, aka Barry Soetoro, 44th president of the United States — socialist, radical, and enemy of Americans who believe in the constitution. Here are hundreds of articles on this man.
It’s almost reassuring in a sick sort of way to see that President Obama blames his international woes on others just as consistently as he blames his domestic woes on others. It’s never this guy’s fault.
Barack Hussein Obama is about as popular as a ham sandwich in Haifa
It’s almost reassuring in a sick sort of way to see that President Obama blames his international woes on others just as consistently as he blames his domestic woes on others. It’s never this guy’s fault. It’s always the fault of those morons who aren’t smart enough to realize that he is The Greatest President In History.
Haaretz.com explains the latest example:
U.S. President Barack Obama told Channel 2 News on Wednesday that he believed Israel would not try to surprise the U.S. with a unilateral attack on Iran.
During the interview Wednesday, when confronted with the anxiety that some Israelis feel toward him, Obama said that “some of it may just be the fact that my middle name is Hussein, and that creates suspicion.”
“I think that sometimes, particularly in the Middle East, there’s the feeling of the friend of my enemy must be my enemy, and the truth of the matter is that my outreach to the Muslim community is designed precisely to reduce the antagonism and the dangers posed by a hostile Muslim world to Israel and to the West.”
Here’s a little unsolicited tip from IHateTheMedia.com, Mr. President:
It’s not your middle name. It’s that you side with Israel’s enemies first, last and always.
Cute Little Katie Couric barely managed to avoid sneering at the Prime Minister of Israel as she bemoaned the lack of ObamaLove in the Holy Land.
ObamaLove is contagious! Catch it now, Israel!
What would a news show be without the host expressing her disappointment with an allied nation’s opinion of the Most Lovable President Ever? Okay, it doesn’t happen that often, because most of the mainstream media refuse to give air time to anyone who does not love themself some Obama.
But then there’s Cute Little Katie Couric, who barely managed to avoid sneering at the Prime Minister of Israel as she bemoaned the lack of ObamaLove in the Holy Land.
Couric: Can you explain this to me then? In a poll conducted a month ago, just a month ago, 71 percent of the Jews in Israel surveyed said they dislike President Obama – 47 percent expressed a strong dislike.
Netanyahu: Well, maybe they don’t have the opportunity to have the kind of conversations that I had. And maybe they’re not aware also the ongoing cooperation between Israel and the United States. In the fields of security, intelligence – the fact that-the Iron dome program to protect against missiles is something that has been bolstered by this administration and by this president. We have a common goal to achieve a secure peace. I’m looking forward to working with him to achieve it.
Couric: Well, to change public opinion in your country, should you be more strongly advocating on his behalf?
Oh, Katie, Katie, Katie. Pimping for Obama is hardly a Prime Minister’s job. But it is, apparently, a news anchor’s job.
Turns out the guy doesn’t like President Obama any more than he liked President Bush when he became the darling of the liberal media by tossing a shoe at the former president.
Last year, Muntazer Al-Zaidi was liberal icon. This year, he’s a foul Iraqi raaaaacist.
Turns out the guy doesn’t like President Obama any more than he liked President Bush when he became the darling of the liberal media by tossing a shoe at the former president.
Note this quote from an Al-Zaidi interview on MEMRI TV:
Muntazer Al-Zaidi: With regard to Bush’s bloodthirsty nature, several foreign journalists asked me, after the earthquake in Haiti, about the fact that Bush had gone there as if he was a “peace activist.” I said: Believe me, Bush did not go there for the sake of human rights or for the victims. He went there because he missed the smell of blood, and the stench of destruction that he wreaked on Iraq. So he went there to get a whiff of that smell, because he is a sick man.
Interviewer: In your view, Obama is not very different from Bush, even if he wraps the actions of the US in false humanitarian wrapping.
Muntazer Al-Zaidi: We have a saying in Iraqi Arabic – and I’m sure the Egyptian brothers living in Iraq know it. “Away goes a white dog, and along comes a black dog.” They are the same, except for the color. Away goes a white US president, and along comes a black president. They are no different.
And as the American voters are beginning to learn, that old saying is true:
Remember those independents who elected President Obama? The ones who had supposedly joined with the Democrats to create an enduring new majority? Say bye-bye, Barack.
Remember those independents who elected President Obama? The ones who had supposedly joined with the Democrats to create an enduring new majority? Say bye-bye, Barack.
Gallup has the news of the independents’ new found independence:
Thirty-eight percent of independents approve of the job Barack Obama is doing as president, the first time independent approval of Obama has dropped below 40% in a Gallup Daily tracking weekly aggregate. Meanwhile, Obama maintains the support of 81% of Democrats, and his job approval among Republicans remains low, at 12%.
Over the past year, Obama has lost support among all party groups, though the decline has been steeper among independents than among Republicans or Democrats. Today’s 38% approval rating among independents is 18 percentage points lower than the 56% found July 6-12, 2009. During the same period, his support has fallen nine points among Democrats (from 90% to 81%) and eight points among Republicans (from 20% to 12%).
At the rate this guy is going, even Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid will vote Republican in November.
Barack Obama was elected as America’s first black president, but has already transformed himself into America’s first black gold president.
Barack Obama was elected as America’s first black president, but has already transformed himself into America’s first black gold president. George Bush may have been an oil man, but we doubt that any president will ever be more identified with oil than the current occupant of the Oval Office.
By the way, President Obama, how’s that laser-like focus on the oil spill working out for you?
If your first guess was that the Ethic’s Czar chair is vacant because The Most Ethical Administration in History has no ethics violations, you should immediately tell your doctor that you need your medication increased.
Ethics Czar Norm Eisen has been like Sgt. Schultz. He sees nothiiiiing.
If your first guess was that the Ethic’s Czar chair is vacant because The Most Ethical Administration in History has no ethics violations, you should immediately tell your doctor that you need your medication increased. Delusions that severe can have long lasting effects.
The Huffington Post reports:
President Obama has nominated his “ethics czar” as ambassador to the Czech Republic, the White House announced on Monday. The White House won’t say whether it plans to replace him.
The story continues:
Eisen’s first act as special counsel to the president for ethics and government reform was to gather up Obama’s campaign promises about battling special interests in Washington and to bundle them into an executive order banning lobbyists from serving in the administration, which Obama signed on his first day in office.
Apparently the Huffington Post’s website does not command enough bandwidth to add the fact that Obama violated this Executive Order less than a day after signing it by hiring former lobbyist William J. Lynn III as his Deputy Defense Secretary which, if we’re not mistaken, establishes a new record for presidential promise breaking.
Nevertheless, the article’s unabated hilarity continues:
Under Norm Eisen’s leadership, the Administration has had a remarkable first year making our government more accessible and accountable, including reducing special interest influence in Washington,” said a White House official. “Among other accomplishments, as government watch-dog groups have recognized, the President’s revolving door lobbying ban for officials leaving government is ‘the most-far reaching ever adopted’; the President’s ‘reverse’ revolving door rules for officials entering government are the ‘first-ever’ and ‘innovative’; and the President’s open government initiatives are ‘unprecedented’ and ‘go well beyond any efforts undertaken by previous administrations.’
Well, yes, they are the “most-far reaching” damn rules ever. The problem is that the whole Executive Order is basically a joke that is violated almost daily in the Obama White House via a liberal use of waivers. The White House is in fact so darn friendly to lobbyists that we are surprised the Vice-President isn’t a lobbyist. But at least his son is.
So it’s not the empty Ethics Czar Chair that’s a problem. It’s the empty ethics promises.
Contrary to what 234 years of history may say, President Obama said Thursday that when it comes to American citizenship, “It’s not a matter of blood or birth.”
Contrary to what 234 years of history may say, President Obama said Thursday that when it comes to American citizenship, “It’s not a matter of blood or birth.”
According to the new Obama definition of citizenship, anyone – everyone, really – on the face of the earth is an American if they simply have ‘”faith” and our “shared values.”
The problem with this definition is that we know we don’t share this guy’s values and considering the fact that he sat in Reverend Wright’s church for 20 years, we’re reasonably confident we don’t share his faith.
We can no doubt be forgiven for guessing that The Greatest President In History borrowed a couple of the admen from the old Guinness commercials to write the mainstream media’s latest talking points.
We can no doubt be forgiven for guessing that The Greatest President In History borrowed a couple of the admen from the old Guinness commercials to write the mainstream media’s latest talking points.
After all, faced with a decision to replace the commanding general in Afghanistan that amounted to the equivalent of “hit yourself in the face with a shovel” versus “don’t hit yourself in the face with a shovel”, Obama has been hailed as brilliant by countless liberal media shills journalists for choosing the don’t hit yourself option.
So we can all count ourselves “brilliant” for remembering to wear pants this morning even if we were supposed to wear pants. Or for remembering to pick up our kids from school. Just brilliant.
Is it just us or has the bar for brilliance dropped just a tad since the last presidential election?
One of the following quotes comes from an inspirational leader. The other comes from a successful community organizer.
One of the following quotes comes from an inspirational leader. The other comes from a successful community organizer.
“Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war. If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands. But if we fail, then the whole world, including the United States, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, ‘This was their finest hour.’ ” – Winston Churchill on Germany, June 18, 1940
“I don’t have a crystal ball. I think that right now the debate surrounding Afghanistan is presented as either we get up and leave immediately because there’s no chance at a positive outcome, or we stay basically indefinitely and do quote unquote whatever it takes for as long as it takes.” – Barack Obama on Afghanistan, June 27, 2010
It’s no wonder Obama returned that bust of Churchill to the British government. He couldn’t stand up to the withering glare it was giving him.
We’re told by the biased left wing media that Obama is one of the finest athletes to have ever resided in the White House. Yet we’ve seen video of old ladies and children making better ceremonial first pitches than the ones Obama’s made.
We’re told by the biased left wing media that Obama is one of the finest athletes to have ever resided in the White House. Yet we’ve seen video of old ladies and children making better ceremonial first pitches than the ones Obama’s made.
Here’s England’s Little Lord Fauntleroy, who grew up playing cricket – which has a completely different throwing motion than baseball – making the ceremonial first pitch at Saturday’s Mets game.
For god’s sake, President Obama, if a bloody Limey Prince, who’s probably never thrown a baseball in his life, can fire a heater down the middle, why can’t the finest athlete who’s ever resided in the White House?
Much like our enemies, a common housefly fly has learned that President Obama is all talk, no action.
Much like our enemies, a common housefly fly has learned that President Obama is all talk, no action.
The New York Times reports the latest inside insect information:
During an event on Tuesday in the East Room of the White House to promote his new health care law, Mr. Obama was repeatedly pestered by the fly. He swatted away at it, to no avail.
“Get out of here,’’ the president instructed the fly, provoking laughter from the audience. He added, “You’ve seen me grab one of those before.’’
Indeed, it was only the latest fly-swatting incident at the White House. During an interview a year ago with our colleague John Harwood of The Times and CNBC, Mr. Obama ordered a fly to “get out of here” and ultimately killed the insect, drawing the ire of animal rights activists.
And that’s the latest buzz on President Obama.
(We are now accepting congratulations from our readers on the admirable and unexpected restraint we’ve shown by avoiding any use of the term “Like flies on shit.”)
The Obama Administration has asked for a halt on dredging sand berms off the Chandeleur Islands that just started last week, until the project can be relocated farther into the gulf. Nungesser fired off a letter threatening President Obama to step in and do something or face a tongue lashing on national T.V.
Billy Nungesser and Bobby Jindal give President Obama their "rot in hell" glares
President Obama and his cronies are about as popular as the oil slick in Louisiana these days.
Fox8Live.com has the details:
Plaquemines parish president Billy Nungesser is furious, drawing a line in the sand with the White House!
The Obama Administration has asked for a halt on dredging sand berms off the Chandeleur Islands that just started last week, until the project can be relocated farther into the gulf. Nungesser fired off a letter threatening President Obama to step in and do something or face a tongue lashing on national T.V.
“Dammit, it took us long enough to get the permit now they are going to throw rocks at us. They all need to rot in hell for this.”
Nungesser has been the face of the sand berm project, now he’s red faced over the order for U.S. Wildlife and Fisheries.
“Some brilliant individual said we think a mile out is not enough. It may scowl the island or it may subside. So, let’s shut it down.”
Don’t be in such a hurry, Billy. Before these guys begin rotting in hell, let them spend a few more months in public opinion poll purgatory.
That cloud of dust you see over the Sonoran Desert was caused by Arizona’s Democrat politicians distancing themselves from President Obama as quickly as possible.
Similar signs will soon be erected outside the Arizona capitol to warn motorists to watch for Democrats fleeing from Obama
That cloud of dust you see over the Sonoran Desert was caused by Arizona’s Democrat politicians distancing themselves from President Obama as quickly as possible.
The Hill reports the details:
Arizona Democrats facing tough reelection races are distancing themselves from the Obama administration as it prepares to file a lawsuit against the state over its controversial immigration law.
Rep. Harry Mitchell (D-Ariz.) on Monday sent a sharply worded letter to President Barack Obama urging him not to sue.
I believe your administration’s time, efforts and resources would be much better spent securing the border and fixing our broken immigration system,” the two-term congressman wrote in the letter. “Arizonans are tired of the grandstanding, and tired of waiting for help from Washington. … [A] lawsuit won’t solve the problem. It won’t secure the border, and it won’t fix our broken immigration system.”
Two words: Adios, amigos.
When (not if) Obama follows through with his threat to sue Arizona, Arizona’s Democrats will become as endangered as the blackfooted ferret. (Yes, we looked it up. The blackfooted ferret is on the list of endangered Arizona species.)
Ed appears baffled by the numbers and says, “I’m curious what President Obama has done to make people not like him.”
Ed Schultz and his guests took a look at a new poll that shows Americans are coming to their senses losing confidence in Barack Obama. Surely, Ed’s first instinct must have been to accuse Fox News of somehow rigging the poll, but since it was conducted by NBC News/Wall Street Journal, even Ed realized that spin won’t work.
Ed appears baffled by the numbers and says, “I’m curious what President Obama has done to make people not like him.”
Holy crap, Ed, we can’t figure it out, either. Why Barack Obama is obviously The Greatest President In History and the fact that people how somehow been tricked into believing he’s an empty suit by evil Republicans is…is…well, damn it, it’s just not right.
At first glance, Kesha Rogers, who just won the Democrat nomination for Congress in Texas’ 22nd District, seems to be everything the Democrats could want in a candidate for congress.
At first glance, Kesha Rogers, who just won the Democrat nomination for Congress in Texas’ 22nd District, seems to be everything the Democrats could want in a candidate for congress.
Unfortunately, she also thinks President Obama should be impeached. She’s against ObamaCare. She’s against the dismantling of NASA. Oh, and did we mention that she often campaigns with a sign that compares Obama to Hitler?
Finally, we have a Democrat we feel good about supporting.
The Obama administration has demanded that Governor Bobby Jindal stop dredging sand and building off-shore berms intended to keep the oil from reaching shore. The way we understand the government’s logic, stopping that juggernaut of black death from reaching shore just might be bad for the environment. The other option, allowing it to reach shore, is apparently considered better for the environment
Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal points the finger of blame directly at the Obama administration
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water, the government is at it again.
The Obama administration has demanded that Governor Bobby Jindal stop dredging sand and building off-shore berms intended to keep the oil from reaching shore. The way we understand the government’s logic, stopping that juggernaut of black death from reaching shore just might be bad for the environment. The other option, allowing it to reach shore, is apparently considered better for the environment
According to New Orleans’ NBC affiliate WDSU:
The federal government is shutting down the dredging that was being done to create protective sand berms in the Gulf of Mexico.
The berms are meant to protect the Louisiana coastline from oil. But the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Department has concerns about where the dredging is being done.
At this point it becomes apparent that ineptitude can only account for part of the President’s lack of actions to save the Gulf Coast. When the administration actively seeks to prohibit measures that could save the coast, it’s clear that some other motivation is at work.
Obviously, Obama hates American people.
Now if we could only get Kanye West to spread the word.
Florida Senator George LeMieux told President Obama that he’s concerned because there are only 20 oil skimmers ready for action in Florida while 2,000 others site idle in other parts of the country.
“I’m concerned” is a multipurpose phrase politicians use as a substitute for everything from “I’m pissed” to “I don’t really know anything about that subject.” In the case of Florida Senator George LeMieux, it means the former.
He told President Obama that he’s concerned because there are only 20 oil skimmers ready for action in Florida while 2,000 others site idle in other parts of the country.
As LeMieux tells the story, “He said to me, some of these skimmers from other places in the country we can’t take because they may need them for an oil spill.”
Nancy Pelosi blamed the Gusher in the Gulf on George Bush. But, no one overseeing Deepwater Horizon was appointed by Bush.
Nancy Pelosi stretches the truth again
“It’s Bush’s fault. It’s Bush’s fault. It’s Bush’s fault.” Are you as tired of hearing those words as we are?
For example, TalkRadioNews.com reported that Nancy Pelosi blamed the Gusher in the Gulf on the former president a few weeks ago.
“Many of the people appointed in the Bush administration are still burrowed in the agencies that are supposed to oversee the [oil] industry,” Pelosi said when asked if Democrats could have prevented or mitigated the crisis by keeping a closer watch on the industry.
Facts are such annoying things. Luckily, one news organization did what the liberal media hasn’t done, which is to conduct a little research to find out if Pelosi’s accusation is true. Try not to be too shocked when we tell you that Pelosi was lying.
The Washington Examiner reveals the results of its research:
The Washington Examiner has obtained biographic information on the MMS officials responsible for overseeing BP’s Deepwater Horizon rig at the time it exploded, from the Gulf Region Director to the last inspector to set foot on the rig. Most of these federal employees started with the agency decades ago. Not one was a presidential appointment of George W. Bush, although one longtime MMS employee in question was promoted to his current position during the Bush Administration.
We live in a very strange world where oil companies aren’t permitted to drill and news organizations apparently aren’t allowed to dig.
David Axelrod called the editor of New Yorker magazine to request a copy of the February 1 cover of the magazine, the one that showed Obama walking on water. And not just any copy of the February 1 cover, but one that had been autographed by artist Barry Blitt.
Perhaps they can plug the hole in the Gulf with Obama’s ego. It’s certainly appears to be big enough to do the job.
We say that because it’s come out that White House advisor David Axelrod called the editor of New Yorker magazine to request a copy of the February 1 cover of the magazine, the one that showed Obama walking on water. And not just any copy of the February 1 cover, but one that had been autographed by artist Barry Blitt.
New Yorker editor David Remnick told the story to Howard Kurtz on CNN’s “Reliable Sources”:
Barack Obama sent a letter to leaders of the G-20 nations urging them to keep the printing presses running overtime so they can continue their crazy Keynesian spending spree. German Chancellor Angela Merkel said “Ain’t gonna happen.” Of course, she said it in German, so that may be a rough translation.
German Chancellor Angela Merkel looks askance at Barack Obama's discredited Keynesian economics
Barack Obama sent a letter to leaders of the G-20 nations urging them to keep the printing presses running overtime so they can continue their crazy Keynesian spending spree. German Chancellor Angela Merkel said “Ain’t gonna happen.” Of course, she said it in German, so that may be a rough translation.
Germany’s English language newspaper The Local reports:
German Chancellor Angela Merkel directly contradicted US President Barack Obama on Saturday, saying spending cutbacks were now needed following the spate of throwing money at the global economic crisis.
Referring to the G20 summit in Canada next weekend, Merkel said in a videotaped message that “we are going to discuss when to quit the phase of short-term measures and go on to lasting budget consolidation.”
Such a move was “urgently necessary, in the view of the Europeans and particularly of Germany,” she said.
Obama urged the world’s leading economies Friday to avoid scaling back government spending too quickly or risk derailing the global recovery.
“We worked exceptionally hard to restore growth; we cannot falter or lose strength now,” Obama said in a letter to G20 leaders ahead of a June 26-27 summit in Toronto.
“Our highest priority in Toronto must be to safeguard and strengthen the recovery,” Obama said in the letter dated June 16, but released Friday amid concerns about the pace of the global recovery.
“She said nine,” Joe Biden whispered to Obama. “I think she’s going to spend nine times as much next year just like we are.”
Obama plays golf about every week. So, how could someone who plays that much have such a horrible swing? Here is a video analysis of President Obama’s golf swing.
Our friends at IOwnTheWorld.com (we’ve traded emails with them and in today’s digital world that’s what’s called a deep, meaningful relationship) put out this hilarious video analysis of President Obama’s golf swing.
To summarize: Keep your eye on the ball, maintain your balance, keep your legs slightly bent, keep your hands slightly in front of the ball upon impact, hold on to your cell phone.
Barack Obama Parkway. That’s what the city fathers of Orlando, Florida have decided to name the city’s newest road.
We assume that Orlando's Barack Obama Parkway leads directly to FantasyLand
Barack Obama Parkway. That’s what the city fathers of Orlando, Florida have decided to name the city’s newest road.
We assume it’s a toll road on which you drive for free, but your children and grandchildren will have to pay dearly. We also assume you can only get on the road by making a sharp left turn.
Central Florida News has the story:
On Friday, Orlando leaders made President Barack Obama Parkway the first road under construction in the nation named after our 44th president, and surely one of the few in history to be named after a sitting president in his first term.
“I think it’s great if people want to support their presidential candidate, but I think it’s a little soon,” said Orlando resident Karey Graham.
“You don’t have to be dead to be honored,” said Charles Sledge from Orlando. “We need to honor people while they are living.”
While some might find the name controversial, Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer said the benefits of the road are undeniable.
“Building these reliever roads is important for people being able to get to work or home and being able to save 10 minutes they can spend with their families. In this particular area John Young (Parkway), Kirkman (Road), I-4 always have congestion,” Dyer said.
Construction of the road will undoubtedly delayed when liberals accuse the city fathers of racism for painting white lines on the road.
White House spokesman Bill Burton stood before the press on Monday and defended President Obama’s obsession with golf.
White House spokesman Bill Burton stood before the press on Monday and defended President Obama’s obsession with golf. We assume that Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said, “Even I can’t go out there with a straight face and defend this one. Bill, time for you to step up to the big podium.”
White House spokesman Bill Burton on Monday said the president deserves some time to relax, and he doesn’t “think that there’s a person in this country that doesn’t think that their president ought to have a little time to clear his mind.”
During the weekend, Obama played the 39th round of golf of his presidency, according to reports.
White House reporters joke among themselves about who might get stuck with weekend pool duty, which seems more likely than not to include a few hours sitting at the food court near either Andrews Air Force Base or Fort Belvoir while Obama hits the links.
But Burton dismissed Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele’s criticism that Obama should stay away from the links.
Speaking at the daily White House briefing, Burton said Obama needs some time to himself after dealing with the business of his office.
Yes, the President needs time to himself. Well, himself and the other three guys in his foursome, that is. For the country’s sake, we hope he gets a lot of time to himself beginning in January, 2013.
This weekend, the First Fan In Chief was seen sneaking into a Washington Nationals/Chicago White Sox game. ESPN reported that “Obama’s arrival wasn’t announced inside the stadium, and there wasn’t the stringent security for fans that usually accompanies a public appearance.”
There's an old joke that says, "I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out." In a similar vein, Barack Obama went to a protest and a baseball game broke out."
No matter what Barack Obama goes, some silly conspiracy coincidence follows him.
For example, Obama blasts Bank of America and the next thing you know bus loads of SEIU protesters are escorted by the Washington D.C. police department to BOA executives homes. Wow, what crazy timing.
Then this weekend, the First Fan In Chief was seen sneaking into a Washington Nationals/Chicago White Sox game. ESPN reported that “Obama’s arrival wasn’t announced inside the stadium, and there wasn’t the stringent security for fans that usually accompanies a public appearance.”
We assume he downplayed his attendance because of his many promises not to rest during this oil spill crisis. Far be it from us to criticize the President for taking a little time off, because he’s undoubtedly worn out from the many rounds of golf he has played recently and truly needs a break.
So there’s the Greatest President In History trying to rest up while enjoying America’s pasttime and what do you know? Another coincidence.