Michelle Obama wants fries with that

by editor on June 29, 2011

Good thing Michelle Obama is a liberal Democrat. Otherwise the media would be reading her emails and calling her a fascistic racist hypocrite.

The Washington Examiner gives us a taste:

… First Lady Michelle Obama stopped by the University of Cape Town for an event with young people. She told the audience how she came from modest circumstances and was able to attend top schools and build a career at a big law firm, saying they too can achieve their dreams if they try hard enough.

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"Mmmm-mmmm. French fries. Now do as I say, not as I do."

We’ve heard America is a mean country. It’s not nearly as easy for talentlesss, lazy whiners to get rich as it should be. Moochy and Barry are the exceptions. But we digress.

…one young person in the audience asked Mrs. Obama, who has devoted much of her time in the White House to promoting nutrition and healthy eating, what her favorite foods are.

Obama mentioned Indian food, and then Mexican food, and then said: “No, if I picked one favorite, favorite food, it’s French fries.” The audience began to laugh. …”I can’t stop eating them.” As the students laughed more, the First Lady quickly returned to her role as advocate of health eating. “But eat your vegetables,” she said, to still more laughs. “And exercise.”

Lefty trans-fat heads are exploding as we speak. Oh, sorry, Michelle Obama said those words, not Michele Bachmann, so cooler fatheads prevail.

If we’re not mistaken those giggling South African kids were laughing at her, not with her. Us, too.

– Written by Bonfire of the Absurdities

Source: Washington Examiner

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goober peas
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goober peas

“Good thing Michelle Obama is a liberal Democrat.” …well, being a minority and a female completes the package.

Yeah, I said it!

tracycolorado
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tracycolorado

By The Looks Of ” Chelles ” Rhino Rump ,… That Garden Aint Workin , Just Say No , Chelle , Just Say NO , or is it , Do As I Say , Not As I Do ???

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

Where oh where is Olivia now? She should be telling us how Moochelle was misquoted!
Now, where are Michelle and the fat cakes?

gibsmesum
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gibsmesum

This NAPA ought to be beat with that damn thing she’s cuddling. God, these people are a disgrace to America. THIS is what affirmative action looks like in real life – hope for change. Remember, the GOP in 2012 – Don’t renege.

Lighthorseman
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Lighthorseman

Aww, is that a photo of Mrs. O holding the Obama’s new baby? You know, the real African born ONE! Looks more like her than him but being a tubor we know it’s all in the family.

alien
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alien

I love bacon, cheesecake, and greasy burgers.. I’d eat them constantly if I wanted to grow a gut.. As it stands, I relapse regularly and I run the gut-potential off, to the tune of 20 miles a week. At the same time, i constantly tell my kids they’d best eat more fruit and veggies (I am not winning this battle yet).

I don’t see the problem here

perlcat
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I don’t have six-pack abs — I’ve got the whole doggoned keg!

Babydoll102187
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Babydoll102187

LOL :)!

Alien
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Alien

guts are stubborn beasts

i have enough remnant of gut.. a shadow of old fat, that I can’t reveal what I imagine to be a glorious six-pack underneath to anyone without inhuman vision.. the last little bastard lipid layer just won’t admit defeat

KimmyQueen
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I ain’t going to hate on the whole I love french fries thing. It is not my favorite food but I do like fries. However, I don’t go around telling people they better get off their fat asses and loose weight. She has no business eating fat cakes and saying that she loves fries and then tell us that we need to eat our veggies and exercise.

RockingHorseGuy
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I just hope she never produces a workout video.

KimmyQueen
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https://www.ihatethemedia.com/inexplicable-photo-caption-contest-iv

It seems here that she is training for one…

I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a First Lady workout video actually.

RockingHorseGuy
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And I’m sure the liberal media will go gonzo over it.

Vic
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Vic

I’ll bet Barry never gives her the top position anymore. That would be just like squeezing a zit on your nose…

Babydoll102187
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Babydoll102187

LOLOLOLOL!!!

KimmyQueen
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Oh! Damn! You went there…. uhm!

Vic
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Vic

Yes Kimmy. While it is well hidden, there is a side of me that is vulgar, crass, and just dying to get out into the sunshine!!
The LSM takes great pleasure at making personal attacks on our candidates. If our folks don’t have the cahonies to fight back, I do!!!

Babydoll102187
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Babydoll102187

Its ok Michelle, I understand. All those years of eating fries in public school have forced you to have a life long fry addiction. Good for you to recongize it and try to stop all those poor children from falling victims to the same fry lovin fate. If only you can get your hands on the menus at burger King and Mcdonalds….stop people from buying/consuming them and those fries will no longer haunt your dreams and you can frolic happily amoung the Hidden Valley fields of Broccoli. Until then maybe alittle more excerise?

nonkenyan
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nonkenyan

I’m proud to be an American, and not for the first time. I’m absolutely ashamed of who’s in charge. Who is the bigger joke, Barry or his wife? While I ponder that, he golfs and she eats.

jukin
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jukin

How our country has fallen.