Now they’re going to spend $117,000 to study party drugs in Brazil. Yes, Brazil.

Ecstasy. That's what it's called when the government pays you to study party drugs in Brazil.
Ecstasy. That's what it's called when the government pays you to study party drugs in Brazil.

First it was $400,000 to study gay drinking and sex habits in Argentina. Then it was $2.6 million to study the drinking habits of Chinese prostitutes. And now they’re going to spend $117,000 to study the use of “party drugs” in Brazil.

CSNnews.com reports that, “The National Institutes of Health is studying the use of ecstasy, LSD and other ‘party drugs’ in Porto Alegre, Brazil, with a $117,876 investment from taxpayers. According to an NIH summary of the grant, ‘The topic is interesting and the data will be useful to understand the emerging problem of club drugs and raves in Brazil.’

Looks like college professors have figured out how to get the government to fund their kinky foreign vacations.

So we’re thinking of studying the sex habits of middle-aged men in Bora Bora. We figure it should cost about a quarter mil. Anybody know where to get the application forms?

Source: CNSnews.com

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