Like drunken sailors: U.S. spending $2.6 million to train Chinese hookers how to drink

by editor on May 13, 2009

Yeah, but can she handle her liquor?

Yeah, but can she handle her liquor?

This is one of those stories that’s so friggin’ unbelievable that our initial inclination was to think it was a joke.

Unfortunately, the joke’s on us.

Here’s how CNSNews.com reports it:

“The National Institute of Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism, part of the National Institutes of Health, will pay $2.6 million in U.S. tax dollars to train Chinese prostitutes to drink responsibly on the job. ‘The purpose of the project is to try and develop an intervention program targeting HIV risk and alcohol use,’ Dr. Xiaoming Li, the researcher conducting the program, told CNSNews.com. The grant, made last November, is one of several ‘international initiatives’ sponsored by NIH.”

We had a story a few months ago about the U.S. government purchasing Chinese condoms. Now we’re teaching Chinese hookers how to drink responsibly.

We don’t really care if the Chinese whores are drunk. Nor do we care if the Chinese drunks are whores.

What bothers us is that we’re all getting screwed by the drunken whores in Washington, DC.

Source: CNSNews.com

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8 Comments on "Like drunken sailors: U.S. spending $2.6 million to train Chinese hookers how to drink"

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Jake
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Hey, this is cool…where do I sign up. I don’t drink…but I could give a go with some of these sexy women who have trouble holding their liquor.

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KimmyQueen
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*sighs* Our priorities seem to be right on target…

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Sabot
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As a former drunken sailor I resent your headline. It is insulting to all drunken sailors. Yes, I spent lots of money on hookers…..but I was spending my own money, not taxpayers money.

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TeriDavisNewman
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It’s this kind of thing that just enrages taxpayers–and I am making it my personal project to end this nonsense when I am elected in November!

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Huck
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This is easy. Only employ the hookers who don’t rike riquor.

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rs
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I’d like to put in for a grant to help do the research.

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ocmadam
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Paris Hilton called, she wants to know where she can sign up for this program.

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whataloadacrap08
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Sometimes I’m just so proud to be an American! Our next project should be to train camels in Araby to “Just say no!” to unsafe sex with horny mullahs?

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