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Warmists have new spokesperson. The 44-year-old gorilla uses sign language to communicate but otherwise she reminds us of their former spokesperson, Al Gore.

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Missile Command
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Other more ominous warnings from Koko that have yet to be reported:
– Gorilla lives matter and Koko and her aggrieved gorillas demand to burn and loot a few man-cities
– Koko is against guns; all these should be confiscated and given to the gorillas
– It is racist to prohibit/impede immigration of gorillas into the US. The boarders should be opened immediately (MC to Koko: this demand has already been met by Obama).

poppajoe49
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Planet of the Apes?

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

That’s nice, so who’s doing the interpreting? Granted I could be wrong, but the Gorilla seems smarter then most Democrat voters.

poppajoe49
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I’m sure she’s smart enough to not vote for Hillary.

wornout farmer
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Oops, I thought that was a picture of the First Wookie.

Paden
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I’ve always wanted to meet Koko. Pretty sure we’d be friends.
I don’t sign but I speak dog very well.
Anyway, she’s cool. it would be wonderful to hang out with her.

Missile Command
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They better not show the gorilla any of the phony Mann or NASA global warming data. She would immediately resign as the AGW spokesprimate upon seeing this.

poppajoe49
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That’s OK, they still have Gore to fall back on for spokesprimate.

stinkfoot
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I thought Michael Moore was older than 54.

Zezozose
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Before reading the headline, I thought the story was going to be about Michelle Obama.

Not so silent
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Not so silent
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Climate change you can believe in…Now we need to have a wrestling match between Koko and Al Gore, I am sure it would be as real as the WWF, Come to think of it wrestling on TV is way more believable than climate change…

Missile Command
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Koko and Gore should mate to create the ultimate climate warming enviro warrior.

CO2Insanity
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Man-Bear-Gorilla

Missile Command
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Maybe Mann-Bear-Gore-rilla?

JPTravis
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Shoot, I wish I’d thought of that. Gore-illa. I should have put that in the headline.

Missile Command
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Thanks. And your spelling is better. I think Koko will be in the news more now that she is aping democrat party talking points. You can use the new name reporting the next propaganda release.

JPTravis
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Now you’re just monkeying around with words.

Missile Command
Member

True. And I suspect there is an organ grinder guiding Koko’s responses.

bluesjunky
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Maybe Al could get Koko to finally get that damn chakra released…by the size of him, it looks like it’s been backin’ up for years…

Joe Redfield
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At least they’ve taken a step up the evolutionary ladder.

JPTravis
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I hate it when Comment of the Year shit is posted this early in the year.

CO2Insanity
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It’s a new year! Man-Bear-Pig is out! Koko is in!

poppajoe49
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1. Koko is smarter than Gore.
2. Koko is more relatable than Gore.
3. Koko never groped her masseuse.
4. Koko is better looking than Gore.
5. Koko doesn’t fly in private planes to climate conferences.
6. Koko won’t be trying to make warming speeches during blizzards.

Yes, we have a much better choice here.

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