Author: J.P. Travis

De Blasio’s “no bail” system in action: the perfect example. Gerod Woodberry is a bank robber. Between Dec. 30 and Jan. 8 he robbed four banks in NYC. They caught him and arrested him Jan. 9 but had to let him go under the new “no bail” law that took effect Jan. 1. So he robbed a fifth bank Friday, Jan. 10. “I can’t believe they let me out,” said Gerod. “What were they thinking?”

Leftwing Vox forced to admit embarrassing truth. In an article filled with figurative teeth-gnashing and wails of grief about all the judges Trump is appointing to the federal bench, Vox finally admits that, by objective standards, Trump’s appointments have been more qualified than Obama’s.

China orders Christians to re-write the Bible. And so we make our first prediction for the new year: we predict that five minutes after China’s new communist-friendly Bible is published, Democrats will be quoting from it.

CNN pays 58 airports $100,000 each to play their channel at gates. Do the math. That’s almost six million dollars a year to inflict torture on millions of helpless air travelers. Isn’t that against the Geneva Convention or something?

Is the Pope Christian? In the most flagrantly heretical denial of Christian doctrine yet, Pope Francis is quoted by his longtime friend as saying Jesus did not rise from the dead, but merely reappeared as a spirit. And the Vatican has once again issued a “non-denial denial” suggesting the quotation is accurate.

California congresswoman wears Batwoman costume to impeachment vote. Forget about the impropriety of wearing a Halloween costume while considering the removal of the president of the United States. Forget about that. More importantly, should this saggy old woman be wearing that cheap-ass costume without breast support?

Washington Post headline writers change al-Baghdadi title from “Terrorist-in-Chief” to… “austere religious scholar at helm of Islamic State.” Oh, and if that doesn’t already make you throw up your Cheerios a little bit, in the body of the article they call him a “conservative scholar,” apparently trying to make the murderous barbarian sound like a member of a Republican think tank.

James Comey says he will move to New Zealand if Trump is reelected. That howl of anguish you just heard originated in the Southern Hemisphere.

Big Sky Conference names man “Female Athlete of the Week.” We live in the Bizarro World. No other explanation.

Mitt Romney has fake Twitter account under name “Pierre Delecto.” Which he uses to defend himself from criticism. What a tool.

Freshman Rep. Katie Hill (D-CA) has had affairs with two staffers since taking office. Not surprisingly, she and her husband are now “estranged,” which we think might be California-speak for “he is tired of being married to a ho.”

Hillary Clinton just called Tulsi Gabbard a “Russian asset.” Let’s see, the matriarch of the Clinton Crime Family, which has spent more than half a century cozying up to Soviet communists and socialists, and spent eight years in the White House selling American military secrets to the Red Chinese, calling an Army major who did two tours in the Middle East a Russian asset… that makes about as much sense as Bill calling himself a feminist.

Fake news, ABC version. Over this past weekend, ABC News repeatedly aired video they claimed was from the frontline battle between Syrian Kurds and the invading Turks. Except it was actually video from Knob Creek Gun Range in West Point, Kentucky.

Shepard Smith out at Fox News. Tour of leftwing anti-Trump shows on CNN, MSNBC, etc., begins in 3… 2… 1…