Hank Johnson wants to impeach Trump for being too tall. It’s been almost ten years since this man proved his other-worldly stupidity (or senility) (or both) by worrying out loud during a congressional hearing about the island of Guam tipping over… and he is still in office!?
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Scientists claim they found missing link between man and apes
After watching Congressmen Hank Johnson and Phil Hare last week, we were pretty much convinced that evolution had reversed itself and that man was descending back to ape.
Despite the fact that we are highly-trained paleontologists and human evolutionary experts, we’re going to leave this story to the Telegraph UK:
The new species of hominid, the evolutionary branch of primates that includes humans, is to be revealed when the two-million-year-old skeleton of a child is unveiled this week.
Scientists believe the almost-complete fossilised skeleton belonged to a previously-unknown type of early human ancestor that may have been a intermediate stage as ape-men evolved into the first species of advanced humans, Homo habilis.
Experts who have seen the skeleton say it shares characteristics with Homo habilis, whose emergence 2.5 million years ago is seen as a key stage in the evolution of our species.
The new discovery could help to rewrite the history of human evolution by filling in crucial gaps in the scientific knowledge.
Most fossilised hominid remains are little more than scattered fragments of bone, so the discovery of an almost-complete skeleton will allow scientists to answer key questions about what our early ancestors looked like and when they began walking upright on two legs.
Palaeontologists and human evolutionary experts behind the discovery have remained silent about the exact details of what they have uncovered, but the scientific community is already abuzz with anticipation of the announcement of the find when it is made on Thursday.
The skeleton was found by Professor Lee Berger, from the University of the Witwatersrand, while exploring cave systems in the Sterkfontein region of South Africa, near Johannesburg, an area known as “the Cradle of Humanity”.
This is excellent news. Because after watching Congressmen Hank Johnson and Phil Hare last week, we were pretty much convinced that evolution had reversed itself and that man was descending back to ape.
Source: Telegraph UK
It’s only been one day and Hank Johnson has a challenger for dumbest congressman title
Good god, man, just when we knew Hank Johnson (D-GA) was hands down the dumbest guy in congress, Rep. Phil Hare (D-IL) runs into the spotlight and hollers, “Hey, look at me.”
Good god, man, just when we knew Hank Johnson (D-GA) was hands down the dumbest guy in congress, Rep. Phil Hare (D-IL) runs into the spotlight and hollers, “Hey, look at me.”
Hare told a disgruntled group of constituents, “I care more about the people who are dying every day than the Constitution in this.” When one of the angry voters pointed out that Hare had sworn to uphold the Constitution, the congressman quoted from the document.
Unfortunately, the constituent pointed out that instead of quoting the Constitution, Hare had actually quoted the Declaration of Independence and didn’t appear to know the difference between the two.
Finally, Hare told his constituents that he read the incredibly complex 2500+ page ObamaCare bill three times before he voted for it. When it was pointed out that that’s a page a minute every minute of the day and night between the time the bill was posted and when it was voted on, Hare did what any self-respecting congressman would do – he shrugged he shoulders, did a head fake, and ran for his car.
Let this be a lesson to the voters of Illinois:
Never vote for a congressman who looks like Barney Rubble.
H/T: Ace of Spades
We think we may have found a member of the House dumber than Nancy Pelosi
Admiral Robert Willard was able to keep a straight face while being questioned by Rep. Hank Johnson about the Navy’s plan to transfer 8,000 personnel and their families to the tiny island of Guam. Johnson worries that adding so many people to such a small island might make it “tip over and capsize.”
Rep. Hank Johnson (D-GA) is a liberal triple threat: Dumber than Nancy Pelosi, crazier than Dennis Kucinich and less coherent than Joe Biden.
The most surprising thing about this video clip is that Admiral Robert Willard was able to keep a straight face while being questioned by Johnson about the Navy’s plan to transfer 8,000 personnel and their families to the tiny island of Guam.
Johnson worries that adding so many people to such a small island might make it “tip over and capsize.” Seriously. That’s what he said. And as you’ll see in the clip, he’s serious. Absolutely serious.
Holy friggin’ moly.
Update: We found the second dumbest congressman, Phil Hare, just the next day.
Democrat Congressman thinks you’ll be itchin’ for a lynchin’ if Joe Wilson isn’t rebuked
Georgia Democrat Hank Johnson fears that a failure to rebuke South Carolina Republican Joe Wilson will prompt you to get your favorite white hood and robe out of the closet and head for the nearest the Ku Klux Klan meeting, perhaps stopping along the way to lynch a few random darkies.
Would we be accused of racism if we said Georgia Democrat Hank Johnson is an idiot?
Johnson is a member of the Congressional Black Caucus. You know, the group that traveled to Havana last year to besar el culo de Castro. (Correct translation provided by reader Antonio).
This duly-elected Democrat fears that a failure to rebuke South Carolina Republican Joe Wilson will prompt you to get your favorite white hood and robe out of the closet and head for the nearest the Ku Klux Klan meeting, perhaps stopping along the way to lynch a few random darkies.
According to Fox News, Johnson says, “…people will be putting on white hoods and white uniforms again and riding through the countryside” if emerging racist attitudes, which he says were subtly supported by Wilson, are not rebuked. He said Wilson must be disciplined as an example.
All this because Joe Wilson had the guts to call Obama a liar — accurately, we might add — to his face.
Just our luck. Our white hoods and robes are at the dry cleaners and won’t be ready until next Monday, so we’ll probably miss the next Klan meeting. Please call us and let us know how it went.
Source: Fox News
