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Freshman Rep. Katie Hill (D-CA) has had affairs with two staffers since taking office. Not surprisingly, she and her husband are now “estranged,” which we think might be California-speak for “he is tired of being married to a ho.”

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Not so silent
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Not so silent

Just imagine those old high school movies that skipped and jumped and narrated by some guy with a weird voice and then the narration begins…..

“And here we see the wild Libtard in their natural habitat….This is a small breasted mattress thrasher enjoying a meal of head lice from her temporary partner…The male meanwhile is off hunting for a new mate and a lawyer”.. Meanwhile back at the mattress thrasher sanctuary there is trouble as more and more of the new arrivals drop feces on the ground”….

burntoast
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burntoast

The carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

StrinaM
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Is she naked brushing someone’s hair? Or am I seeing things?

JPTravis
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Answer: both.

StrinaM
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Ha!

Not so silent
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Not so silent

And of course she is too busy ridding the baloney pony to respond…”.Hill’s office did not respond to a request for comment.”

JPTravis
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Well, in her defense, you can see where she might be busy…

Plainsman
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Plainsman

And what about the person who took the picture? Are they part of the throuple?

JPTravis
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Be careful. Now that you have used the word ‘thouple’ in a sentence you are in danger of being infected with Californicatus, a contagious disease of the mind. If you experience any sudden urges to eat tofu, buy an electric car, or vote for a Democrat–or if you have a panic-attack about the climate–see a doctor immediately.

JPTravis
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So it sounds like the sex partner she dumped is still on her congressional staff (but as you can tell from the photo does not have a staff), and of course the sex partner who is still having sex with her is still on the staff (and actually does have a staff), while her husband (whose possession of a staff is questionable) is the only one of this sex foursome not drawing a salary paid for by me. I don’t know how to feel about this. I always had to pay for my own sex. Now I’m paying for somebody else to basically turn the halls of Congress into a giant orgy nest. (She, her husband, and the female staffer called themselves a “throuple.” WTF is that?) So I’m kind of upset about that. On the other hand, I feel bad that my financial aid to this twisted sex foursome has left one member (so to speak) out in the dry (so to speak). Financially I mean. Maybe the husband should be getting a congressional salary too? Is that what Congress is really for? To go around fucking everybody? it’s all very confusing to a Midwesterner. And I suspect George Washington and the rest of the founding fathers would be equally confused.