‘Snake wine’ to the rescue of Kim Jong-un’s love life. My anaconda ain’t workin’ when I wanna!
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Dem Rep. Luis Gutierrez claims “comprehensive immigration reform secures the border”
Dem Rep. Luis Gutierrez claims “comprehensive immigration reform secures the border.” Alert! We now have a magic border! We guess this works by dusting it with unicorn farts.
Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel to step down
Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel to step down. Forced out per the NYT.
OAKLAND TO REQUIRE DEVELOPERS TO SPONSOR PUBLIC ART
OAKLAND TO REQUIRE DEVELOPERS TO SPONSOR PUBLIC ART. You have to love liberals. First they’re spending other people’s money and second you’d think that with Oakland Dubbed Second Most Dangerous City In The United States, that they’d at least spend other people’s money on more police. We hope this is at least bullet proof art that you can hide behind during drive-by-shootings.
Surprise! Negotiations with Iran extended another seven months
Surprise! Negotiations with Iran extended another seven months. Secretary of State Heinz 57 Kerry needs to ketchup on his negotiating skills.
The President Tweets This ‘FACT’ About His Immigration Plan – and Twitter Hits Back In Full Force
The President Tweets This ‘FACT’ About His Immigration Plan – and Twitter Hits Back In Full Force. Evidently President Obola is using Webster’s definition 5. slang : steal, shoplift.
The tweet:
FACT: President Obama’s #ImmigrationAction will boost the U.S. GDP by tens of billions of dollars.
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) November 22, 2014
One of many responses:
@BarackObama Put down the joint
— Jen Stroup (@JenStroup) November 23, 2014
Leader of Congressional Black Caucus threatens Ferguson grand jury

Leader of Congressional Black Caucus threatens Ferguson grand jury. Yeah, that’s deplorable, yada yada, but here’s our question: how did a white guy get to be in charge of the Congressional Black Caucus?
The Gruber chart
The Gruber chart. Journalists continue tracking down all the money this condescending elitist con-man has pocketed by pushing Obamacare and they’re up to $5.9 million… so far.
Nuclear commander caught playing fake poker chips

Nuclear commander caught playing fake poker chips. No wonder the nuclear missile silos didn’t have a wrench—the Vice-Admiral in charge was too busy making counterfeit $500 poker chips and spending 15 hours a week playing poker at the Horseshoe Casino.
Get your Free Obamaphone! is so 2012
Get your Free Obamaphone! is so 2012. Carlos Slim ain’t gonna by happy.
YOUR SECOND FAVORITE CRACK-SMOKING MAYOR HAS PASSED AWAY
YOUR SECOND FAVORITE CRACK-SMOKING MAYOR HAS PASSED AWAY. Dealers in Washington, DC in mourning.
Guantanamo Bay prisoners released to Slovakia and Georgia included ‘high risk’ al-Qaeda members who traveled with Osama bin Laden and produced forged passports
Proposed Rule: Obama Admin Wants To Pick Your Obamacare Plan For You
Proposed Rule: Obama Admin Wants To Pick Your Obamacare Plan For You. We’ll tell you which healthcare plan you can like and keep.
Hillary’s unbelievable quote blows up Twitter
Hillary’s unbelievable quote blows up Twitter. Elitist much?
Obama in 2012: All Troops Out of Afghanistan by End of 2014. Now: Combat Role Will Expand in 2015.
Obama in 2012: All Troops Out of Afghanistan by End of 2014. Now: Combat Role Will Expand in 2015. It looks like Obama gave up on channeling Reagan and now he’s going for George Bush.
[WATCH] OBAMA’S AMNESTY SPEECH – LONG ON WIND, SHORT ON FACTS, FULL OF HALF TRUTHS AND DECEPTION
[WATCH] OBAMA’S AMNESTY SPEECH – LONG ON WIND, SHORT ON FACTS, FULL OF HALF TRUTHS AND DECEPTION. In other words, the usual.
http://youtu.be/xeT_vu31eaw
Two Veterans Perform Citizens Arrest on Entire County Board, They Laugh Until Sheriff Shows Up
Two Veterans Perform Citizens Arrest on Entire County Board, They Laugh Until Sheriff Shows Up. Confucius say veterans who laugh last laugh best. Awesome.
Black Panthers Indicted On Federal Gun Charges, Pipe Bomb Plot Near Ferguson [VIDEO]
Black Panthers Indicted On Federal Gun Charges, Pipe Bomb Plot Near Ferguson [VIDEO]. President Obomba, Eric Holder and Al Sharpton say: If you like your race war you can have your race war. This is what it appears they’re trying to start.
Barack Obama: ‘We are and always will be a nation of immigrants’
Barack Obama: ‘We are and always will be a nation of immigrants’: America has always been a nation of immirants, true enough. This fiat rule by an imperial president that answers neither to the people nor their democratically elected representatives in congress . . . that part is new.
Fruit pickers and maids
Fruit pickers and maids? Who wrote the president’s speech, Archie Bunker?
Cruz takes to floor of Senate and quotes Cicero

In response to Obama’s amnesty plan, Cruz takes to floor of Senate and quotes Cicero. It was an inspiring moment but here’s the twenty-dollar question: is there anybody left in American politics—besides Cruz—educated enough to know who Cicero is?
Republicans surrender

Republicans in House listen to Obama’s immigration plans, talk it over, and… surrender.
BIG CHIN, NO SPINE: Leno Cancels Appearance Due to Gun Control Bullies
BIG CHIN, NO SPINE: Leno Cancels Appearance Due to Gun Control Bullies. Pussy! More like big chin, no balls.
Man claims PETA stole, killed family pet
Man claims PETA stole, killed family pet. PETA = People Euthanizing Tiny Animals.
Author Brad Thor Previously Made Controversial Prediction About Bergdahl Swap — Stunning Report Seemingly Proves He Was Right
Author Brad Thor Previously Made Controversial Prediction About Bergdahl Swap — Stunning Report Seemingly Proves He Was Right. Who’s the JV Team? Apparently they’re in the White House.
Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-Calif.) revealed the ransom payment in a Nov. 5 letter to Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel. The congressman noted that the DoD’s Joint Special Operations Command delivered the payment, but it was stolen by the “intermediary” who claimed to represent the hostage takers, the report adds.