Trump notches another win as Rubio bids to elbow past Cruz

Trump notches another win as Rubio bids to elbow past Cruz. Well there you have it, three in a row wins for Trump and Rubio’s trying harder.

Trump – 45.9%
Rubio – 23.9%
Cruz – 21.4%

2016 New Hampshire Primaries

2016 New Hampshire Primaries. It ain’t over ’til it’s over but with ony 12% of the vote in many are declaring it over. Hillary’s already about to concede.

You can use the link to update. As an aside, Jim Gilmore, you should hang it up when “Other” gets more votes than you do.

REPUBLICANS

Donald Trump 13,797 votes (–) 34.0%
John Kasich 6,483 votes (-7,314) 16.0%
Ted Cruz 4,841 votes (-8,956) 11.9%
Jeb Bush 4,728 votes (-9,069) 11.6%
Marco Rubio 4,266 votes (-9,531) 10.5%
Chris Christie 3,204 votes (-10,593) 7.9%
Carly Fiorina 1,797 votes (-12,000) 4.4%
Ben Carson 996 votes (-12,801) 2.5%
Other 493 votes (-13,304) 1.2%
Jim Gilmore 21 votes (-13,776) 0.1%

DEMOCRATS

Bernie Sanders 24,922 votes
Hillary Clinton 16,632 votes (-8,290) 39.7%
Other 332 votes (-24,590) 0.8%

Cruz wins Iowa Republican caucuses, Fox News projects

Cruz wins Iowa Republican caucuses, Fox News projectsWith 99% of the votes in, Huckabee has suspended his campaign and Martin O’Malley has suspended his campaign.  Clinton has 50% vs. Sanders 49%. Probably close enough Hillary needs a underwear change. There should be a lot more Republicans packing it in after this.

  1. Ted Cruz 28%
  2. Donald Trump 24%
  3. Marco Rubio 23%
  4. Ben Carson 9%
  5. Rand Paul 5%
  6. Jeb Bush 3%
  7. John Kasich 2%
  8. Carly Fiorina 2%
  9. Mike Huckabee 2% – He’s suspended his campaign,
  10. Chris Christie 2%
  11. Rick Santorum 1%
  12. Gilmore 1%

Tennis Playing Jeb Hits Football Playing Rubio over Height #Jebcanfixit

Jeb Bush on Rubio’s boots: ‘I don’t have a height issue’. While 6’3 Jeb spent his college career playing tennis 5’10 Rubio was there on a football scholarship. We’ll let you draw your own conclusions.

More sensational orational goodness from Marco Rubio

Marco Rubio offers his parting thoughts before the Senate’s August recess. He insists this debate of the last few weeks has just begun.

Marco Rubio offers his parting thoughts before the Senate’s August recess. He insists this debate of the last few weeks has just begun. It’s about nine minutes long, but worth every damn second.

Why is it that this guy can speak so beautifully, so emotionally while barely referring to notes, but our Commander In Chief, once called the greatest speaker of all time, can’t get through a sentence without his Teleprompter?

Rubio is scheduled to speak at the Reagan Library in Simi Valley, California during the recess. That’s only a two hour drive from IHTM Intergalactic HQ, so the Editor and the Administrator may head down that way to be inspired.

Another reason we want to have Marco Rubio’s baby: “Save the whole house or it will all burn down”

Here’s our man on the floor of the Senate speaking about the debt ceiling and, even better, slapping John Kerry around like a little girl.

We’re not embarrassed to admit that we are gay for Marco Rubio. Very gay. In fact, we may need a quick session at Michele Bachmann’s husband’s clinic to repress the homosexual urges we have for this guy.

Here’s our man on the floor of the Senate speaking about the debt ceiling and, even better, slapping John Kerry around like a little girl.

Hubba hubba.

Why we want to have Marco Rubio’s baby: “We don’t need new taxes, we need new taxpayers”

“We don’t need new taxes. We need new taxpayers, people that are gainfully employed, making money and paying into the tax system.”

Here’s Florida Republican Marco Rubio speaking Thursday on the floor of the United States Senate. We love what he says and how he says it. We love his suit, his hair, his boyish smile.

Oh, crap. This must be what Chris Matthews means when he says Obama gives him a thrill up his leg.

“We don’t need new taxes. We need new taxpayers, people that are gainfully employed, making money and paying into the tax system. Then we need a government that has the discipline to take that additional revenue and use it to pay down the debt and never grow it again.”

Have your way with us, Marco. Treat us like the dirty little groupies we are.

http://youtu.be/zAsgFcFj0ls

President Senator Marco Rubio makes his first speech on the floor of the Senate

Tuesday may go down in history as … well … historic. That’s the day future President Marco Rubio offered his first speech on the floor of the Senate.

Tuesday may go down in history as … well … historic. That’s the day future President Marco Rubio offered his first speech on the floor of the Senate.

Yeah, well, maybe we’re getting ahead of ourselves just a little here, but we love this guy. His speech was built on the theme of “The New American Century” and highlighted what he called “the American miracle.”

“Indeed we do now stand at a turning point in our history,” Rubio noted. “One where there are only two ways forward for us. We will either bring on another American century, or we are doomed to witness America’s decline.”

Telegenic. Smart as a whip. A Reaganesque speaker. Hispanic. Conservative.

Ready for your close up, Mr. President.

“Marco Rubio reporting from Afghanistan, sir”

Marco Rubio can say he’s not interested in higher office all he wants, but he’s not fooling us. Why else does a freshman senator rush off to Afghanistan if not to burnish his foreign affairs experience?

Marco Rubio can say he’s not interested in higher office all he wants, but he’s not fooling us. Why else does a freshman senator rush off to Afghanistan if not to burnish his foreign affairs experience?

Rubio made the trek to Afghanistan to get a feel for how things are going. In this clip, he reveals what he learned.

Don’t print the Rubio 2012 bumper stickers yet. But Rubio 2016 is probably a pretty good bet.

Uh-oh. Look who those crazy, racist tea baggers went and elected

Hmmmmm. Maybe, just maybe, the mainstream media’s narrative about racist Republicans isn’t quite true.

Hmmmmm. Maybe, just maybe, the mainstream media’s narrative about racist Republicans isn’t quite true.

marco-rubioMarco Rubio, Florida’s new Republican United States Senator

david-rivera-2David Rivera, Florida’s new Republican Congressman

susana-martinezSusana Martinez, New Mexico’s new Republican Governor

tim-scottTim Scott, South Carolina’s new Republican Congressman

nikki-haley-2Nikki Haley, South Carolina’s new Republican Governor

bill-floresBill Flores, Texas’ new Republican Congressman

francisco-canseco-2Francisco Canseco, Texas’ new Republican Congressman

allen-west-2Allen West, Florida’s new Republican Congressman

jaime-herrera-2Jaime Herrera, Washington’s new Republican Congressman

brian-sandoval-2Brian Sandoval, Nevada’s new Republican Republican Governor

Not only Ronald Reagan’s heir, but Ronald Reagan’s hair

Here’s a commercial that will give you the kind of chills you may not have felt since viewing Ronald Reagan’s Morning In America commercial. Anyone who can watch this and not vote for Marco Friggin’ Rubio is obviously an anti-American, communist son of a bitch.

Here’s a commercial that will give you the kind of chills you may not have felt since viewing Ronald Reagan’s Morning In America commercial. Anyone who can watch this and not vote for Marco Friggin’ Rubio is obviously an anti-American, communist son of a bitch.

In one week, Marco will become the next Republican senator from Florida. He’s conservative. He’s telegenic. He’s a great speaker. He’s the son of immigrants. He’s Hispanic. He believes in American exceptionalism. And he’s married to a former NFL cheerleader. For god’s sake, man, what more could you ask of a candidate?

Far be it from us to stick our necks out, but we think we’re looking at the future of the Republican party.

Charlie Crist picks a bad year (and bad day) to be proud of being a former Republican

Here’s a clip of Florida’s flipflopping U.S. sentate candidate Charlie Crist telling a crowd of supporters, “I used to be a Republican….Thank God, used to be”.

Here’s a clip of Florida’s flipflopping U.S. sentate candidate Charlie Crist telling a crowd of supporters, “I used to be a Republican….Thank God, used to be.”

Of course, the only reason Crist “used to be” a Republican is that he’s getting his ass kicked in the polls by conservative Republican Marco Rubio.

The Democrat in the race, Kendrick Meeks, is running a very distant third in the polls and Crist was hoping to get unofficial support from the Democrats.

Better go to Plan C, Charlie, because “Today White House deputy press secretary Bill Burton said that the White House ‘has fully embraced Kendrick Meek.’ Fitting that this comes on the day the President visited the city of Miami, where Meek represents the 17th district.”

In the words of the old StarKist commercials, “Sorry, Charlie.”

Source: Weasel Zippers, Examiner.com

Geraldo shocked that conservative candidate wasn’t “foaming at the mouth”

Jerry Rivers was was shocked – absolutely shocked – that conservative Marco Rubio “wasn’t foaming at the mouth” during his Florida senate debate with Charlie Crist.

Jerry Rivers was was shocked – absolutely shocked – that conservative Marco Rubio “wasn’t foaming at the mouth” during his Florida senate debate with Charlie Crist.

“In fairness to our audience I have to say that my family loves Charlie Crist. We were at his wedding. He came to our mom’s house. He’s a wonderful guy. I’m not endorsing anybody. It’s not my job. But, it seemed to me he held his own. But, Rubio was surprising. He wasn’t foaming at the mouth. He wasn’t radical. He seemed poised in his own way so Charlie’s got his hands full.”

Geraldo said it on that damned biased Fox News, but it sounds like something that would have been said on impartial MSNBC.

H/T: Gateway Pundit

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