OMNIBUS CONTAINS CASINO CRONY KICKBACK FOR HARRY REID AND HIS LAS VEGAS DONORS. The title should be Boehner gives Reid a blowjob for Christmas.
Author: CO2Insanity
Tired of the CO2 BS and all the other BS in the US and the world.
BREAKING: Federal autopsy of Mike Brown has been released
BREAKING: Federal autopsy of Mike Brown has been released. Nothing to see here.
Historic! UN Climate Clown Conference Sets Record for Largest Carbon Footprint
Historic! UN Climate Clown Conference Sets Record for Largest Carbon Footprint. Do as we say not as we do!
Obama’s immigration taunt: Next president won’t dare reverse my executive action
Obama’s immigration taunt: Next president won’t dare reverse my executive action. Considering the new term hasn’t even started and the Republicans have already put the French in 2nd place in the surrender contest we have to believe he’s right.
GOP Spending Bill Gives Nearly $1 Billion To Aid Border Migrants
GOP Spending Bill Gives Nearly $1 Billion To Aid Border Migrants. Instead of sending Boehner balls they should send him white surrender flags. He’s already using them by the dozen.
Colbert to Obama: ‘Why Did You Burn the Constitution And Become an Emperor?’
Colbert to Obama: ‘Why Did You Burn the Constitution And Become an Emperor?’
Colbert: “You realize you’re an emperor now; it has been declared. You are Barackus Maximus I. Why did you burn the Constitution and become an emperor?”
Emperor Obama: “You know, actually, Stephen, everything that we have done is scrupulously within the law, and has been done by previous Democratic and Republican presidents,” said Obama.
We’d like to know whose laws he’s referring to.
Illinois General Assembly Passes Bill Restricting Citizens From Recording Police Officers
Illinois General Assembly Passes Bill Restricting Citizens From Recording Police Officers. With all the recent developments regarding allegations of police brutality you’d think this collection of morons would shelve this.
The Shocking Three Words Darrell Issa Asked Jonathan Gruber During Obamacare Hearing
The Shocking Three Words Darrell Issa Asked Jonathan Gruber During Obamacare Hearing. Weasel alert! Weasel Alert!
http://youtu.be/6vrNyc_zjpI
Senate Torture Report Condemns C.I.A. Interrogation Program
Senate Torture Report Condemns C.I.A. Interrogation Program. This report, basically done by Democrats, is probably as full of lies as the C.I.A. Sorry Difi et al, we can’t work up too much sympathy for someone responsible for all the 9/11 death and destruction or their cohorts.
Ken Weatherwax, Pugsley from ‘The Addams Family,’ dies at age 59
Ken Weatherwax, Pugsley from ‘The Addams Family,’ dies at age 59. Dayam! Rip Puglsey! We’ll continue to enjoy your reruns at zero dark 30 when we can’t sleep.
Ssspecial delivery! Anaconda used in ‘overhyped’ Eaten Alive stunt was shipped in when production team could not find one in the wild… and was TOO SMALL to eat a grown man
Ssspecial delivery! Anaconda used in ‘overhyped’ Eaten Alive stunt was shipped in when production team could not find one in the wild… and was TOO SMALL to eat a grown man. This just keeps getting better all the time. Sssstupid!
The ultimate Motorcycle Diaries experience! Now you can tour Cuba by bike with Che Guevara’s SON (but it will cost you £3000)
- Cost lost of capitalist money – check
- Capitalist American made Harley-Davidson motorcycle – check
- Touring with an anti-capitalism cowardly murderer’s grandson in communist Cuba – priceless.
Remember, you can put this all on your CommieCard. If you get enough points you get a free Obamaphone and a gift certificate for a genuine Michelle Obama school lunch.
OFF-DUTY COP SHOOTS, KILLS GUNMAN IN A BAR
OFF-DUTY COP SHOOTS, KILLS GUNMAN IN A BAR. So a cop walks into a bar….
Ready for Hillary Already Blew Through $11 Million and is in Debt
Ready for Hillary Already Blew Through $11 Million and is in Debt. Wait until she gets hold of your tax dollars. Does an $Eleventy-Trillion national debt sound about right?
Eric Garner’s widow denies race was chokehold motive
Eric Garner’s widow denies race was chokehold motive. Stop! Do not change the narrative. Reality doesn’t matter. Please call Al Sharpton for reeducation.
Seven Wyoming school districts drop Michelle O’s lunch rules
Seven Wyoming school districts drop Michelle O’s lunch rules. The White House chef is leaving. Now would be a great time to hire a school lunch professional to feed the Obama’s the shit they expect our children to eat.
Great for growing bodies! Mystery meat with mashed celery root and 0% fat kale milk!Meet The ‘Conservative Champion’ Who Wants To Quash Press Freedom
Meet The ‘Conservative Champion’ Who Wants To Quash Press Freedom. A true believer that the pen is mightier than the sword and he’s soiled his panties. He may come up with a bill to outlaw pens and paper next.
Not All Ferguson Grand Jury Documents Released – Surprise!! The Media Just Found Out Dorian’s Testimony is Mysteriously Missing…
Not All Ferguson Grand Jury Documents Released – Surprise!! The Media Just Found Out Dorian’s Testimony is Mysteriously Missing… Do you swear to tell the the truth, the whole truth, um some of the truth so help you Obama?
Oopsie! $1 Billion in UN Funds to Fight Climate Change Built Coal Power Plants Instead
Oopsie! $1 Billion in UN Funds to Fight Climate Change Built Coal Power Plants Instead. Why they’re often referred to as greentards.
TEXAS TO PLACE 4,000 CAMERAS ON BORDER
TEXAS TO PLACE 4,000 CAMERAS ON BORDER. We can hear the smugglers yelling prácticas de tiro! (target practice!) as we type.
OBAMA SETS RECORD AS TWO-TERM PRESIDENT WITH MOST MIDTERM LOSSES FOR PARTY
OBAMA SETS RECORD AS TWO-TERM PRESIDENT WITH MOST MIDTERM LOSSES FOR PARTY. Another ‘win’ for our Loser-in-Chief.
Conservatives complain House GOP leaders ramming through spending bill
Conservatives complain House GOP leaders ramming through spending bill. You have to pass it before you can read it. When’s Boehner going to start dressing like Nancy Pelosi? A little botox with that spray tan perhaps? What’s in this bill that’s a sham?
Republicans have the most seats in Congress since 1947 after triumphs in Louisiana
Republicans have the most seats in Congress since 1947 after triumphs in Louisiana. Now if someone could just figure out they’re in charge we’d have something.
German Renewable Energy Keeps Blacking Out! Supply Often Less Than 2% Of Wintertime Demand
German Renewable Energy Keeps Blacking Out! Supply Often Less Than 2% Of Wintertime Demand. Ach! Mein electic car von’t charge! Ach! Mien electric train ist stranded! Ach! Mein house ist colder than Stalingrad!
Thanks, Obama! Black Guerrilla Family Members are “Preparing to Shoot On Duty Police Officers”
Thanks, Obama! Black Guerrilla Family Members are “Preparing to Shoot On Duty Police Officers.” Something tells us BWG members are about to find out you don’t mess with NYPD.
