Obama’s immigration taunt: Next president won’t dare reverse my executive action. Considering the new term hasn’t even started and the Republicans have already put the French in 2nd place in the surrender contest we have to believe he’s right.

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President Uses Bible To Defend Amnesty

NASHVILLE, Tennessee (WNB) – President Obama played to his Southern audience in Tennessee Tuesday by using the Bible to defend his executive action providing amnesty for millions of illegal immigrants.

Excerpts from President Obama’s address:

“After days spent crossing an inhospitable desert and avoiding smugglers and drug cartels, Joseph and Maria found no room at the inn. But then God acted through the leader of Bethlehem to give them a nice, free room complete with manger where Maria could poop out the Baby Jesús.”

“I believe the good book says ‘don’t get stoned in grass houses.’ These kids deserve real homes, not dilapidated huts in some marijuana field.”

“We need to make sure we’re looking at logs with our own eyes before we point sticks at other folks’ eyes.”

“Scripture commands us to ask not what our country can do for us, but rather what our country can do for others.”

“Moses didn’t build an ark for just himself, but for millions of unclean animals.”

“One of the Jonas brothers got saved from downing by being swallowed by a friendly whale. The Jonas brother is millions of immigrants and the whale is America.”

From World News Bureau …..

MGAP
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He’s right of course. The Rhinos are already stepping on their own voters to court these new citizens to be. They still think they have a chance to turn them into republicans.

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It would be worth rescinding it just to see him go nuts from the old folks retirement home. Don’t count on Jeb/Hillary to do it.

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Quagmire and Eva need to revisit the dual use for Piano Wire.

Trickie
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Watch out for that senate, Cesar

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My what a swelled head we have today…..Bet its hard to keep the crown on huh Barry? To repeat my often used assessment of Barry..What an asshole.

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