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Smithsonian iPhone app makes it possible for you to morph into a Neaderthal

There truly is, apparently, an iPhone app for everything. Including from the Smithsonian Institution that lets you see what your Neaderthal ancestors may have looked like.

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There truly is, apparently, an iPhone app for everything. Including this new one from the Smithsonian Institution that lets you see what your Neaderthal ancestors may have looked like.

The Christian Science Monitor has the ugly details of the Me-anderthal app:

First you upload a portrait of your face and line up the image with markers for the eyes, nose and mouth. Next, you choose which human species you’d like to become, including: Homo floresiensis who lived between 95,000 and 17,000 years ago; Homo neanderthalensis who lived 200,000 to 28,000 years ago; and Homo heidelbergensis who lived 700,000 to 200,000 years ago.

Expect your nose to inch up in size in the resulting MEanderthal image.
“Neandertal faces tend to have much bigger noses,” said Briana Pobiner, a paleoanthropologist at the Smithsonian Human Origins Program. “Big noses were good for humidifying and warming glacial, ice age air.”

It’s so easy a caveman could do it, so we ran a random photo through the Me-aderthal iPhone app just to see what would happen.

Good lord, those neanderthals were ugly.

Source: Science

Obama administration resorts to special effects to stop oil blowout. Seriously. We’re not kidding.

Federal officials are hoping film director James Cameron can help them come up with ideas on how to stop the disastrous oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. Well, there you have it. Get those so-called oil experts out of the way and let the real geniuses take over.

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James Cameron's ingenious solution to the Gusher in the Gulf

This story is the perfect union of Washington, DC idiots and Hollywood morons. And that puts it right square in the middle of IHateTheMedia.com’s sweet spot.

The Associated Press reports the Titanic news:

Federal officials are hoping film director James Cameron can help them come up with ideas on how to stop the disastrous oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

The “Avatar” and “Titanic” director was among a group of scientists and other experts who met Tuesday with officials from the Environmental Protection Agency and other federal agencies for a brainstorming session on stopping the massive oil leak.

The Canadian-born Cameron is considered an expert on underwater filming and remote vehicle technologies. “Avatar” and “Titanic” are the two highest-grossing films of all time.

Well, there you have it. Get those so-called oil experts out of the way and let the real geniuses take over.

In other news, President Obama has decided to hire Wall Street director Oliver Stone to help out with financial reform and Pulp Fiction director Quentin Tarantino to help out with gun control legislation.

Robert Gibbs really, really, really doesn’t want to talk about Sestakgate™

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs was asked why it took the White House three months to answer questions on the Sestakgate™ if the incident was as insignificant as he had told reporters it was?

Please note that Sestakgate™ is a registered trademark of IHateTheMedia.com and rest assured that we will spare no expense to protect our intellectual property rights. Sestekgate™ is what you call a really catchy moniker and we expect that all those damn copycat blogs will be ripping us off before you finish reading this story. Retribution shall be ours, plagiarists!

But moving along to the story.

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs was asked why it took the White House three months to answer questions on the Sestakgate™ if the incident was as insignificant as he had told reporters it was?

Robert Gibbs responded with the classic “I’ll have to ask counsel for a better answer on that.”

You know there’s a lot more to the story when a member of the President’s staff invokes the word “counsel”. Well, that and because Gibbsy breaks out in a cold sweat every time a reporter veers anywhere near the story.

Sestakgate™. You heard it here first.

Mexicano Masks™ created to help you pass as illegal alien

IHateTheMedia.com has created Mexicano Masks™ designed to help legal American residents leach off the welfare system, overwhelm our public schools, overrun emergency rooms, crowd our criminal justice system, swamp our jails, and work without paying taxes.

Mexicano Masks

Last week a Florida advertising agency created Gringo Masks designed to help illegal aliens pass as legal American residents.

Now IHateTheMedia.com has created Mexicano Masks™ designed to help legal American residents leach off the welfare system, overwhelm our public schools, overrun emergency rooms, crowd our criminal justice system, swamp our jails, and work without paying taxes. After all, who wants to look like an oppressive, racist gringo when there are so many reasons not to?

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The original Gringo Masks that inspired the new Mexicano Masks™

The Mexicano Mask™ was not created for profit, but as a way to show support for and to give a face to SB1070, Arizona’s new anti-illegal alien law.

“When we first heard of the law in Arizona and the effects it could have in terms of racial profiling, we at IHateTheMedia.com discussed what we could do about it, since we have access to media,” a spokesperson for the popular website said. “How can we address the issue, but do so in a creative way while at the same time delivering a message?”

With traditional marches, rallies and “buycotts” already in full swing, Mexicano Masks™ are another direct way of getting the message across.

“The spirit in which we conceived Mexicano Masks™,” the spokesperson continued, “is definitely to offend people. The time for dialogue is long gone.”

It’s fun and easy. Just click to download (male or female) the Mexicano Mask™ of your choice by clicking on the links at the bottom of this story. Print at 200 dpi. Cut out the eyes. Put it on. ¡Chingon, cabrón! You no longer look like a racist, oppressive Norte Americano.

It’s easy to send your friends here so they can go Mexicano, too. Just give them the URL, MexicanoMasks.com, and they’ll land right on this page.

Male Mexicano Mask: download
Female Mexicano Mask: download

NOTE: Neither rubber band nor green card is included.

Barney Frank has tongue planted firmly in cheek. We’re just not sure whose.

Tongue firmly in cheek, Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.) on Tuesday afternoon called on reporters to demand to see the birth certificate of new Rep. Charles Djou (R-Hawaii).

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Barney Frank wants to see Charles Djou's papers. And maybe his boxers.

It’s no secret that Barney Frank is the most ridiculous man who ever lived. Seriously.

According to The Hill, the gift that keeps on giving has just done it again:

Tongue firmly in cheek, Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.) on Tuesday afternoon called on reporters to demand to see the birth certificate of new Rep. Charles Djou (R-Hawaii).

As Djou was being sworn into office, Frank walked the hallway of the Speaker’s Lobby off the House floor calling on the media to “do your job” and review Djou’s papers.

Keep in mind that this is the guy who thought it was a good idea to say “I was suckered” in reference to the male prostitution ring being run out of his residence. The same guy who sought to fool the country over his culpability in the housing meltdown despite the dozens of internet videos showing that he had everything to do with it. And the same guy even attempted to further distance himself from that scandal by claiming that although he (snicker) had a boyfriend who worked for Fannie, it was no issue because that boyfriend (snicker again) only performed in an entry position.

Considering Frank’s history, we would like to take this opportunity to advise the good folks over at The Hill that they would be much better served in the future if they were to refrain from using the phrase “Tongue firmly in cheek” and the name “Barney Frank” in the same sentence.

You’re welcome.

Source: The Hill

Democrat Congressman Charlie Melancon cries like little girl during oil blowout hearing

Everything you know and love, Congressman? What about your wife? Your kids? Your country? The Saints? Gumbo? Bourbon Street at 3 a.m.? Beignets and coffee? And let’s not forget Mary Landrieu’s special back rubs?

Lips quivering like a little girl, Louisiana Congressman Charlie Melancon said, “Everything that I know and love is at risk.”

Everything you know and love, Congressman? What about your wife? Your kids? Your country? The Saints? Gumbo? Bourbon Street at 3 a.m.? Beignets and coffee? And let’s not forget Mary Landrieu’s special back rubs?

Now we’re talking, girly man.

Doctor wearing Captain America costume with burrito in his pants arrested for groping women

This story doesn’t really fit the IHateTheMedia.com profile, but it comes with the strangest headline of the year so we’re going for it.

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Is that a burrito in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

This story doesn’t really fit the IHateTheMedia.com profile, but it comes with the strangest headline of the year so we’re going for it.

WFTV reports the bizarre story:

The Brevard County doctor who was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America with a burrito in his pants will not go to jail.

Instead, Doctor Raymond Adamcik will take part in a diversion program for first time offenders, which includes community service, fines and random alcohol and drug testing.

The charges will not show up on his criminal record.

A burrito in his pants? That reminds us of an old joke:

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Ssssssh. James O’Keefe uncovers more census fraud.

The fraud in the 2010 census continues unabated. Now James O’Keefe brings us his latest undercover exploits – exposing rampant payroll fraud at the Census Bureau.

The fraud in the 2010 census continues unabated. Last week we reported the story of the Census Bureau repeatedly hiring and firing and rehiring the same workers in order to boost Obama’s vaunted employment numbers.

Now James O’Keefe brings us his latest undercover exploits – exposing rampant payroll fraud at the Census Bureau.

In the words of one census supervisor, “Ssssssh.”

Al Gore, who’s been divorced from reality for years, is now divorcing Tipper, too

That torrid kiss that steamed up the 2000 Democrat convention will not be reoccurring soon. Although we reported couple weeks ago that Al and Tipper Gore were moving to Montecito, California, it now appears that they’re heading for Splitsville instead.

That torrid kiss that steamed up the 2000 Democrat convention will not be reoccurring soon. Although we reported couple weeks ago that Al and Tipper Gore were moving to Montecito, California, it now appears that they’re heading for Splitsville instead.

Politico has the details:

In an “Email from Al and Tipper Gore,” the couple said: “We are announcing today that after a great deal of thought and discussion, we have decided to separate.

“This is very much a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration. We ask for respect for our privacy and that of our family, and we do not intend to comment further.”

We’re betting Albert gets the beach house and that the red hot California beach babes running in and out of the place will melt not just the glaciers, but Al’s icy exterior.

Great news! Southern California college offering scholarships to illegal aliens

Santa Ana College, a community college located in Santa Ana, California is now offering illegal aliens $2500 scholarships named after another illegal alien.

Santa Ana College, a community college located in Santa Ana, California is now offering illegal aliens $2500 scholarships named after another illegal alien.

Interestingly, Santa Ana shares a border with Costa Mesa, California, the city that recently declared itself a non-sanctuary city.

The border wars have moved north.

Bad news: Democrats approve federal employee raises. Good news: Michele Bachman rips them a new one.

After the majority party voted to approve a raise for federal employees, Rep. Michele Bachmann went to the floor of the House and ripped them each a new one. And just for good measure, she ripped a few big spending Republicans, too.

Apparently, the Democrats haven’t read a newspaper lately, because they don’t seem to know there’s a friggin’ recession going on.

After the majority party voted to approve a raise for federal employees, Rep. Michele Bachmann went to the floor of the House and ripped them each a new one. And just for good measure, she ripped a few big spending Republicans, too.

As Bachmann explained, this raise for overpaid federal employees will add another $2 billion to the already obscene deficit.

We’d say “It’s only money”, but to be more accurate we’ll amend that and say, “It’s only your money.”

The European debt crisis explained in two hilarious minutes

The other ABC, the Australian Broadcasting Company, allows John Clarke and Brian Dawes to answer the most important questions about the European and worldwide debt crisis.

The other ABC, the Australian Broadcasting Company, allows John Clarke and Brian Dawes to answer the most important questions about the European and worldwide debt crisis.

Obama proudly says, “Hey, look at me. I’m just like Jimmy Carter.”

As if there weren’t already enough reasons to compare Barack Obama to Jimmy Carter, the worst president of the 20th century, this quote gives us another one.

This is a day we won’t soon forget. Because this is the third story we’ve managed to wring out of one Presidential sound bite, an achievement that would make any blogger proud.

“When I woke up this morning and I’m shaving, and Malia knocks on my bathroom door and she says — did you plug the hole yet Daddy?” he said, recounting how often he thinks of the spill, adding, “I grew up in Hawaii, where the ocean is sacred.”

As if there weren’t already enough reasons to compare Barack Obama to the worst president of the 20th century, this quote gives us another one.

It’s more than just a little reminiscent of the moment during the 1980 Presidential debate when Jimmy Carter announced his daughter Amy was now an official White House policy consultant. Amy was 13 years old at the time. Malia will soon be 12. Oh, those precocious energy-conscious Democrat kids.

Anybody know where we can get one of those “Welcome back, Carter” bumper stickers?

Obama reveals that he’s not Muslim, not Christian, but pagan

Barack Obama: “I grew up in Hawaii, where the ocean is sacred.” He was, we assume, referring to his childhood worship of Kanaloa, the Hawaiian god of the ocean.

Please prepare our places in the Bloggers Hall of Fame, because we’ve managed to squeeze two stories out of a single presidential sound bite.

“When I woke up this morning and I’m shaving, and Malia knocks on my bathroom door and she says — did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?” he said, recounting how often he thinks of the spill, adding, “I grew up in Hawaii, where the ocean is sacred.”

He was, we assume, referring to his childhood worship of Kanaloa, the Hawaiian god of the ocean.

So relax. It looks like Michelle won’t have to be fitted for a burkah after all. But look for the President to show up to his next press conference in an Aquaman costume.

Obama brings his fat, stupid daughter into the Gulf oil controversy

Hey, don’t blame us for calling the kid fat and stupid. We’re just repeating what the President and First Lady said.

Hey, don’t blame us for calling the kids fat and stupid. We’re just repeating what the President and First Lady said.

It’s amazing how this guy – the president, that is – tells the media that his daughters are off limits until he needs to use them as foils in a story meant to capture the media’s collective hearts.

First, during her war on childhood obesity, Michelle announced that the Obama family doctor advised her that the girls are a bit too plump and should lay off the sweets.

Then the President announced that Malia wasn’t studying hard enough and that her grades sucked.

But the President’s latest invocation of his children’s names was inspired by the oil blowout in the Gulf. It’s a bittersweet, but totally unbelievable story of childhood innocence lost.

“When I woke up this morning and I’m shaving, and Malia knocks on my bathroom door and she says — did you plug the hole yet Daddy?” the President said, noting that this is one of the reasons he is consumed by thoughts of the spill.

And then, we imagine, just as the President was wiping the last of the shaving cream off his ruggedly handsome, chiseled face, Malia said, “Daddy, what do you think we should do about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and the proliteration of nuclear weapons? And what about that Arizona illegal alien law? Have you instructed the attorney general to fight it in court? And do you think the Greek debt crisis will spill over to the rest of the G-20? Do you, daddy? Do you?”

Yeah, right.

The End.

Imus loses it when Chris Dodd tries to blame Bush for oil spill

“Countrywide” Chris Dodd was discussing the Gulf oil spill with Don Imus. As soon as Dodd tried to defend Obama by uttering the words “The last eight years…”, Imus went ballistic. It went downhill from there.

“Countrywide” Chris Dodd was discussing the Gulf oil spill with Don Imus. As soon as Dodd tried to defend Obama by uttering the words “The last eight years…”, Imus went ballistic.

It went downhill from there.

By the way, we just read the other day that said Imus is now a syndication success story and is carried on more stations than ever. That may be true, but if the show were really successful, wouldn’t it be able to book far better guests than corrupt lame duck senators?

Surprise: New U.S. border troops won’t be used to stop illegal aliens

President Obama’s promise to put 1,200 new troops on the border is as empty as the national treasury. Turns out those troops won’t be used to stop the flow of illegal aliens.

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"I'm sending troops to stop illegal aliens" joins "Healthcare will save money" on Obama's list of outrageous lies

President Obama’s promise to put 1,200 new troops on the border is as empty as the national treasury. Turns out those troops won’t be used to stop the flow of illegal aliens.

AFP has a full report on Obama’s empty promise:

US National Guard troops being sent to the Mexican border will be used to stem the flow of guns and drugs across the frontier and not to enforce US immigration laws, the State Department said Wednesday.

The clarification came after the Mexican government urged Washington not to use the additional troops to go after illegal immigrants.

President Barack Obama on Tuesday authorized the deployment of up to 1,200 additional troops to border areas but State Department spokesman Philip Crowley told reporters, “It’s not about immigration.”

He said the move was “fully consistent with our efforts to do our part to stem, you know, violence, to interdict the flow of dangerous people and dangerous goods — drugs, guns, people.”

He said the extra troops would be used to free up civilians engaged in support functions so that law enforcement personnel can be increased along the 2,000-mile-long (3,200 kilometer) border.

How can you explain Obama’s constant kowtowing to the president of a corrupt third world country against the overwhelming opposition of the American people?

Felipe Calderon must have photos of Barack Obama in compromising positions with farm animals. It’s the only possible answer.

Source: AFP

Census bureau has created millions of jobs. And then recreated them.

At the rate the Census Bureau is creating jobs, it may singlehandedly wipe out unemployment. Of course, the whole damn thing is as phony as Obama’s birth certificate, but phony seems to trump reality in Washington, DC these days.

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"You're hired. You're fired. You're rehired." Repeat 20,000,000 times and the unemployment rate goes to zero.

At the rate the Census Bureau is creating jobs, it may singlehandedly wipe out unemployment. Of course, the whole damn thing is as phony as Obama’s birth certificate, but phony seems to trump reality in Washington, DC these days.

The New York Post recounts the phony job count:

Last week, one of the millions of workers hired by Census 2010 to parade around the country counting Americans blew the whistle on some statistical tricks.

The worker, Naomi Cohn, told The Post that she was hired and fired a number of times by Census. Each time she was hired back, it seems, Census was able to report the creation of a new job to the Labor Department. . . .

Each month Census gives Labor a figure on the number of workers it has hired. That figure goes into the closely followed monthly employment report Labor provides. For the past two months the hiring by Census has made up a good portion of the new jobs.

Labor doesn’t check the Census hiring figure or whether the jobs are actually new or recycled. It considers a new job to have been created if someone is hired to work at least one hour a month.

One hour! A month! So, if a worker is terminated after only one hour and another is hired in her place, then a second new job can apparently be reported to Labor.

Do you ever feeling that we’re living in some sort of strange, alternate universe?

Update: James O’Keefe discovers more census fraud

Source: New York Post

Hypocritical John Kerry says voter anger at Washington
is hypocritical

In case you haven’t yet rushed out to buy this week’s U.S. News, let us sum up John Kerry’s hypocritical comments for you: “We Democrats are doing a dandy job and you’re a hypocritical piece of commoner crap if you don’t appreciate us.”

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Would you like a little ketchup with your hypocrisy?

In case you haven’t yet rushed out to buy this week’s U.S. News, let us sum up John Kerry’s hypocritical comments for you: “We Democrats are doing a dandy job and you’re a hypocritical piece of commoner crap if you don’t appreciate us.”

“We’ve come back,” he says of the nation, Wall Street, and the economy. “This is an amazing resurgence.”

It wasn’t a slam at the Tea Party movement and those upset at Washington as much as a frustration he feels that Congress and the president aren’t getting the credit he thinks they deserve for pulling the country out of a second depression.

“I think there’s a comprehension gap,” said Kerry. His point: While people may not be feeling the benefits of the bailouts and healthcare reform yet, Congress has been working with Obama to right the economic ship. Still, he sounded sympathetic to those kicked around by the economy. “There’s a sense of some things unraveling” to them, said Kerry.

But he said that the D.C.-directed attacks are hypocritical, since many of those attacking Washington spending presumably want to keep their Social Security and Medicare and want Washington to play a big role in the Gulf Oil cleanup. “There’s a huge contradiction on a daily basis,” he said.

Kerry really can’t figure out why the little people are upset. We’re pretty sure he’s thinking, “What’s the big deal? If you can’t find a job, just do what I did – pull yourself up by your bootstraps and marry a rich, recently-widowed heiress.”

Voila! Problem solved.

Source: US News

Prius driver goes insane, wastes gasoline

Timothy Hird is about to become a legend within the Royal Society of Arrogant Prius Owners. Despite his imminent fame, it’s a tragic tale and something we wouldn’t wish on the most liberal of liberals.

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Get your Prius today, because they're going fast!

Timothy Hird is about to become a legend within the Royal Society of Arrogant Prius Owners. Despite his imminent fame, it’s a tragic tale and something we wouldn’t wish on the most liberal of liberals.

Jalopnik.com has the details:

Timothy Hird of Winder, Georgia was so sick of people pushing around hybrid drivers he attempted to race a non-hybrid Honda Civic to “prove how fast his Prius could go.” The stunt landed the beleaguered Prius owner in jail.

It happened last week near Braselton, Georiga when the Prius driver was leaving a Publix supermarket. According to the police report, the driver of the Civic pulled out in front of Hird. This was the last straw for the Prius driver. He sped up to meet the Civic and yelled “Watch this!” at the Civic’s female passenger and started harassing them by tapping on the brakes and blocking their car. Eventually, the Civic driver tried to pass the hybrid and nearly wiped out into a police car.

Both drivers were promptly arrested and charged with reckless driving, though the Prius driver probably would have been happier with a speeding ticket.

The real drama in this situation will occur at next month’s meeting of the Royal Society of Arrogant Prius Owners. Will they shun Hird for wasting our precious oil resources? Or salute him for standing up for the honor of their much-maligned hybrids?

The world awaits the decision.

Source: Jalopnik.com

Another Democrat turns on Obama: David Gergen rips Obama’s oil spill response

David Gergen, appearing with Anderson Cooper on CNN, said, “If our government had fought WWII like the way we’re fighting the oil spill, there’s a good chance many of us would be speaking German today.”

David Gergen, appearing with Anderson Cooper on CNN, said, “If our government had fought WWII like the way we’re fighting the oil spill, there’s a good chance many of us would be speaking German today.”

Amazingly, historian Douglas Brinkley doesn’t disagree.

Seig heil, Ubermeister Obama.

What was President Obama talking about when he said, “Plug the damn hole.”

The Commander-in-Chief was said to be angry at British Petroleum’s continued dithering and quoted by unnamed White House insiders as saying, “Plug the damn hole.” So now that BP has followed his instructions and plugged that hole, maybe the President could plug a few others.

In a leak aimed at creating the perception that President Obama is one tough mother hombre and almost as obvious as the leak in the Gulf, the Commander-in-Chief was said to be angry at British Petroleum’s continued dithering and quoted by unnamed White House insiders as saying, “Plug the damn hole.”

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So now that BP has followed his instructions and plugged that hole, maybe the President could plug a few others.

“Plug the damn hole.”

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Suicide donkey detonates dynamite in Gaza

We knew there are a lot of radical Muslim jackasses, but we were shocked to discover that there are also radical Muslim donkeys.

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The new face of radical Islam

We knew there are a lot of radical Muslim jackasses, but we were shocked to discover that there are also radical Muslim donkeys.

The Jerusalem Post has the deadly donkey details:

A small Syrian-backed terrorist group in Gaza said its activists blew up a donkey cart laden with explosives close to the border with Israel on Tuesday, killing the animal but causing no human casualties.

 Abu Ghassan, spokesman for the terrorist group, said more than 200 kilograms of dynamite were heaped on the animal-drawn cart. He added that the explosives were detonated 60 meters from the concrete security barrier that separates the territory from Israel.

The donkey was killed in the blast, but there were no reports of human casualties.Israeli troops routinely patrol the border, and impoverished Gazans often gather rubble in the area.

The Israeli branch of PETA was twice as angry as usual.

Source: Jerusalem Post

96% of Americans strongly disapprove of Obama and think the country’s less safe than it was before 9/11

So there you have it. 44% strongly disapprove of President Obama and 52% say the country is not safer today than it was before 9/11. As highly-trained statisticians, we feel quite comfortable saying that 96% of Americans disapprove of Obama and think we’re less safe than we were.

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96% disapproval. You call it a lie, we call it a statistic.

There’s an old saying that there are lies, damned lies and statistics. This story will prove it.

According to Rasmussen, “The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Tuesday shows that 24% of the nation’s voters Strongly Approve of the way that Barack Obama is performing his role as president. Forty-four percent (44%) Strongly Disapprove.”

Another Rasmussen study said, “Confidence in America’s efforts in the War on Terror has fallen again this month, and, following the unsuccessful terrorist bombing attempt in New York’s Times Square, more voters than ever now believe the nation is not safer today than it was before the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks…. Fifty-two percent (52%) say the country is not safer today, up from 42% a month ago and the highest level measured over the past three years.”

So there you have it. 44% strongly disapprove of President Obama and 52% say the country is not safer today than it was before 9/11. As highly-trained statisticians, we feel quite comfortable saying that 96% of Americans disapprove of Obama and think we’re less safe than we were.

So let’s amend that old line we quoted at the beginning of this story. In the America of 2010, it should probably read, “There are lies, damned lies, and Barack Obama, who is the biggest liar of them all and the American people are finally figuring it out.”

Or something like that.

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