Lips quivering like a little girl, Louisiana Congressman Charlie Melancon said, “Everything that I know and love is at risk.”
Everything you know and love, Congressman? What about your wife? Your kids? Your country? The Saints? Gumbo? Bourbon Street at 3 a.m.? Beignets and coffee? And let’s not forget Mary Landrieu’s special back rubs?
Now we’re talking, girly man.