Republicans Prefer Blunt Talk About Islamic Extremism, Democrats Favor Caution. Based upon Pew’s surveys, Republicans appear to be like their chosen mascot, the bull elephant. We suggest the Democrats switch from the donkey to the ostrich.

Republicans Prefer Blunt Talk About Islamic Extremism, Democrats Favor Caution. Based upon Pew’s surveys, Republicans appear to be like their chosen mascot, the bull elephant. We suggest the Democrats switch from the donkey to the ostrich.

The GOP Sitcom Just Got Serious. With Justice Scalia gone it’s no longer if my candidate _________ doesn’t get the nomination I a) won’t vote, or b) I will write in my favorite. It’s if we don’t get a GOP president we’re screwed and not just plain old screwed, we’re screwed big time. It’s time to man or woman up, hold your nose and vote for the GOP candidate, regardless who it is. If GOP voters stay bitchy and the Democrat candidate is elected we’ll have no trouble saying ‘we told you so’ every time one of the amendments in the Bill of Rights gets whacked, providing we don’t get whacked by the Democrats.
Dems Fundraise Off Scalia Death. Can’t even wait until his body is cold.
FLASHBACK: In 2007, Schumer Called For Blocking All Bush Supreme Court Nominations. Old Chucky will be squealing like a stuck pig when the Republicans hold up Obama’s nominees.
Aloe Vera Added to Prop. 65 List. We’re beginning to believe in Zombies. How else can you explain this save for the braindead?
WMUR first: NH Attorney General to begin probe of possible voting-related violations. Vote early and vote often! We don’t need no stinkin’ voter ID’s.
2016 New Hampshire Primaries. It ain’t over ’til it’s over but with ony 12% of the vote in many are declaring it over. Hillary’s already about to concede.
You can use the link to update. As an aside, Jim Gilmore, you should hang it up when “Other” gets more votes than you do.
REPUBLICANS
Donald Trump 13,797 votes (–) 34.0%
John Kasich 6,483 votes (-7,314) 16.0%
Ted Cruz 4,841 votes (-8,956) 11.9%
Jeb Bush 4,728 votes (-9,069) 11.6%
Marco Rubio 4,266 votes (-9,531) 10.5%
Chris Christie 3,204 votes (-10,593) 7.9%
Carly Fiorina 1,797 votes (-12,000) 4.4%
Ben Carson 996 votes (-12,801) 2.5%
Other 493 votes (-13,304) 1.2%
Jim Gilmore 21 votes (-13,776) 0.1%
DEMOCRATS
Bernie Sanders 24,922 votes
Hillary Clinton 16,632 votes (-8,290) 39.7%
Other 332 votes (-24,590) 0.8%
We Don’t Need Transcripts, We Already Know What Hillary Said In Her Goldman-Sachs Speeches. We bet in no time at all someone will use Hillary’s magic wiper to delete all this.
The Border Vanishes. Yes, if you like your border you can keep your border.
Frank Luntz Plays Favorites With Marco Rubio. Most of the Twitterverse has this figured out. We see accusations about his focus groups he puts together after the debates/townhalls, too. HT poppajoe49
President Obama Is Planning To Tax Oil In Order To Pay For Green Energy Wish List. This moron thinks the taxpayers have an unlimited supply of money.

Border agent: ‘We might as well abolish our immigration laws altogether.’ I want to come to America…Everything free in America.
Clinton struggles to explain $600k in Wall Street speaking fees. No bribes to see here….now move along. We can’t fathom WTF she’d have to say that was worth more than 6 bucks.
Feds fight disclosure of Hillary Clinton Whitewater indictment drafts. Be like Hillary’s original sin.

Trump wants a second Iowa caucus because Cruz “stole it”. Sounds about right: the guy spent his whole life failing miserably and demanding that others bail him out, so why should the Iowa caucuses be different?
Bernie Sanders wants raw vote count released after tight finish in Iowa caucuses: In choosing between Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton one question is key. Do you prefer the democratic socialist or the socialist Democrat?
Bob Dole speaks out against Ted Cruz’s candidacy: Viagra has caused a lot of things to rise. Bob Dole’s intelligence is not among them.
Obama’s America: Look what Cuba is asking the United States to do now. Bend forward because you’re paying for it.
Left Upset Their Policies Created High Housing Costs in San Fran—Pricing THEM Out. Yup good old San Francisco progressives have basically screwed themselves. Sorry but we love it. The below shack sold for $408,000.

Cruz wins Iowa Republican caucuses, Fox News projects. With 99% of the votes in, Huckabee has suspended his campaign and Martin O’Malley has suspended his campaign. Clinton has 50% vs. Sanders 49%. Probably close enough Hillary needs a underwear change. There should be a lot more Republicans packing it in after this.
Poll: 91% Of Americans Aren’t Worried About Global Warming. We bet the other 9% are voting for Bernie due to his near constant raving about fossil fuels and global warming.
Hillary’s emails disqualify her from the presidency. Hugh Hewitt makes a good case with some added info from “spooks.” In our opinion not only should this disqualify her from the presidency as she’s a gigantic security risk, it should put her in handcuffs and after trial jail, along with those who feloniously assisted her and perhaps even Obama who rather obviously lied he didn’t know about this until it was on the news when in fact, he received and emailed her using her private servier.
Hillary Clinton for the Democratic Nomination. This doesn’t come from us, it’s the New York Times editorial board again today. Read the below and tell us it doesn’t make you wonder what they were smoking this morning.
Voters have the chance to choose one of the most broadly and deeply qualified presidential candidates in modern history.
Qualified at what? Having an illegal server with illegal above top secret emails residing on it and lying her ass off about it? Perhaps having people donate money to the Clinton Foundation while she was Secretary of State in return for “favors?”
In our opinion the only thing she’s “qualified” for is jail.
Sacramento to Take $10 Billion From Health Care to Waste on Bike Paths, Trains and Unions. Typical Sacremento! The Democrats steal enough to make thieves look honest.
Analysis: Sanders tax plan would raise trillions, cost jobs. So while he’s pickpocketing your wallet you’ll also lose your job. Remember, if you like your job you can keep your job.