So long, Alan Grayson. And thanks for all the laughs!

Against the better judgement or mothers everywhere, we are going to treat you at least one more laugh at the expense of fired congressman Alan Grayson.

It is not entirely true that nobody likes a sore winner. We happen to like them. And we’re betting that you do, too. That is why, against the better judgement or mothers everywhere, we are going to treat you at least one more laugh at the expense of fired congressman Alan Grayson.

Don’t worry, the guy who made a (thankfully brief) political career out of hating the rich is worth about $31 million. He can afford it.

And so on to The New York Times:

He has zero faith in the incoming speaker of the House, John A. Boehner, whom he calls a “tool of special interest.”

He derides the Tea Party’s successes as “bought and paid for by the enormously rich and the selfish.”

And he can barely contain distaste for his Republican successor, whose views he sums up as “bizarre fundamentalist.”

Representative Alan Grayson, a Democrat from Florida’s Eighth Congressional District, is leaving office on Wednesday much as he entered it two years ago — as the pugnaciously partisan, verbal-bomb-tossing, liberal folk hero of the 111th Congress.

Given that liberal folk heroes are generally comprised of cop killers, mass murderers and eugenicists, it cannot be certain that this send off can be considered as a compliment.

Not to worry though. Our sendoff will be with much less ambiguity. And without even the hint of anything that could be considered complimentary.

Hey, Alan. Na na na na, hey hey hey, GOODBYE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnIDfneBstU

Source: New York Times

Socialist cannibalism: Lawrence O’Donnell chews up Congressman Alan Grayson

MSNBC’s self-avowed socialist Lawrence O’Donnell is beginning to sound intelligent. At least in comparison to walking dead Congressman Alan Grayson.

MSNBC’s self-avowed socialist Lawrence O’Donnell is beginning to sound intelligent. At least in comparison to walking dead Congressman Alan Grayson.

O’Donnell, Robert Greenstein of the leftist Center on Budget and Policy Priorities think tank and Ezra Klein of the Washington Post, triple tag-teamed Grayson and tried (emphasis on the word tried) to show him the error of his ways on President Obama’s compromise with Republicans on the extension of the Bush tax cuts.

O’Donnell channeled the voters in Grayson’s district and erupted in anger at the Congressman’s ignorance. In fact, O’Donnell got so pissed that he called Grayson a “dolt” and cruelly pointed out that the recently de-elected Congressman will be out of a work in January.

God, Grayson’s an ass. He actually tries to calm the situation down by saying, “Oh, please, let’s not insult each other with that kind of language. This is supposed to be the intelligent network.”

Has anyone ever seen Grayson’s wife? The poor woman must be suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

H/T: NewsBusters.org

Alan Grayson’s swan song: Lunatic’s last House speech attacks Rush, Beck, Hannity, O’Reilly, Palin, Gingrich, Bush

Here you go. Alan Grayson’s last speech on the floor of the House. Five minutes of liberal insanity and class warfare. Five minutes of attacking conservative talk show hosts because they make a lot of money.

Here you go. Alan Grayson’s last speech on the floor of the House. Five minutes of liberal insanity and class warfare. Five minutes of attacking conservative talk show hosts because they make a lot of money.

This, of course, coming from a guy who’s worth $30,000,000.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqQn1_x5C3I

What happens when Alan Grayson leaves the friendly confines of MSNBC? Hilarity ensues.

What was Alan Grayson thinking when he agreed to be interviewed by Eric Bolling on the Fox Business Channel? Apparently dismissed Congressmen no longer have handlers to give them guidance.

What was Alan Grayson thinking when he agreed to be interviewed by Eric Bolling on the Fox Business Channel? Apparently dismissed Congressmen no longer have handlers to give them guidance.

The highlight? When Bolling looks around the studio and says, “It’s almost like I’m talking to a medicated person now.”

H/T: Weasel Zippers

Legendary: Alan Grayson’s concession speech

In this concession speech, Alan Grayson modestly describes his victory in 2008 as “legendary.” And his wacko supporters don’t help matters when they take up the “Yes We Can” chant two years too late.

Alan Grayson is a lunatic to the bitter end. And we don’t use the word “bitter” lightly.

In this concession speech, Grayson modestly describes his victory in 2008 as “legendary.” And his wacko supporters don’t help matters when they take up the “Yes We Can” chant two years too late.

Grayson also explains that the only reason he lost was that his district was gerrymandered by the evil Republicans.

Ahhh, we’ll miss you Alan. You were good for at least one hysterically funny story every week.

Damn, we’re going to miss Alan Grayson come Wednesday morning

Has there ever been another Congressman you love to hate more than Alan Grayson? It’s almost like he’s a villain created for the WWE.

“Hey, this race is a damn dead heat and that poll that showed me seven points down was a big, fat fake.” Or words to that effect.

Has there ever been another Congressman you love to hate more than Alan Grayson? It’s almost like he’s a villain created for the WWE.

2009: Anthony Weiner says Alan Grayson is “one fry short of a Happy Meal”
2010: Anthony Weiner says “When Alan Grayson wins, America wins”

What do you get when you combine Alan Grayson and Anthony Weiner, two of the loudest, shrillest members of the House of Representatives? Take your choice: (a) Lunacy, (b) Stupidity, (c) Hypocrisy, or (d) All of the above.

What do you get when you combine Alan Grayson and Anthony Weiner, two of the loudest, shrillest members of the House of Representatives? Take your choice:

(a) Lunacy, (b) Stupidity, (c) Hypocrisy, or (d) All of the above.

No real need to answer that question, because the answer is all too obvious.

Waaaaay back in October 2009, other members of the House of Representatives were beginning to notice that Florida Congressman Alan Grayson was, shall we say, not normal. One of them, Anthony Weiner (D-NY) said, “Is this news to you that this guy’s one fry short of a Happy Meal?”

But times change. Now, with Democrat control of the House hanging by a thread, Weiner has seen the error of his ways. He now says, “When Alan Grayson wins, America wins.”

Translation: Grayson’s nuttier than a fruitcake, but he’s our fruitcake.

H/T: Bluegrass Pundit

Friends and family gather at the bedside of Alan Grayson’s political career

R.I.P. Alan Grayson. The obnoxious Florida Democrat has been written off by his own party and will soon be carted off in the hearse of political history.

R.I.P. Alan Grayson. The obnoxious Florida Democrat has been written off by his own party and will soon be carted off in the hearse of political history.

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Looks like we won't have Alan Grayson to kick around much longer

HotlineOnCall.com has the info:

The Democratic Congressional Committee is spending millions of dollars in key districts around the country on late independent expenditures, demonstrating the districts Democrats believe can be saved from a national wave — and the members the party believes are already too far behind their Republican rivals to save.

Where the DCCC didn’t spend money is as indicative as where it did. With two weeks to go, Democrats are using their checkbooks as acknowledgment that nearly a dozen members are beyond saving.

The DCCC did not spend money on behalf of Reps. Mary Jo Kilroy (D-Ohio), Debbie Halvorson (D-Ill.), Betsy Markey (D-Colo.), Alan Grayson (D-Fla.), Suzanne Kosmas (D-Fla.), Patrick Murphy (D-Pa.) and Steve Kagen (D-Wis.), the filings show. Republicans believe those seven seats are all but guaranteed to fall their way.

Adios, Alan. Hopefully, you’ve learned that it’s one thing to be hated by conservatives, but another thing to be hated by your own constituents.

Source: Hotline on Call

Alan Grayson hates children and seniors, but loves him some Satan

Turnabout is fair play, especially in politics. So Townhall.com put together this brilliant parody of Grayson’s commercial.

Alan Grayson, the leading lunatic in Congress, made a campaign commercial in which he took his opponent Dan Webster’s words completely out of context. It was such a blatant lie that even MSNBC objected.

Grayson’s response? Refuse to back down. Continue running the commercial even though the opponent’s clear meaning was the exact opposite of what the commercial said it was.

But turnabout is fair play, especially in politics. So Townhall.com put together this brilliant parody of Grayson’s commercial.

Source: TownHall.com

Alan Grayson is a stupid rat. Literally.

By continuing to run his latest campaign commercial despite the shocking response it has elicited, Democrat Congressman Alan Grayson keeps pulling the wrong lever, in effect proving what his constituents have been saying since he first came to congress – Alan Grayson is a stupid rat.

Scientists test the intelligence of rats by putting them in a cage with two levers – one releases a food treat, the other delivers an electric shock. Smart rodents learn quickly which lever to press and which to avoid.

By continuing to run his latest campaign commercial despite the shocking response it has elicited, Democrat Congressman Alan Grayson keeps pulling the wrong lever, in effect proving what his constituents have been saying since he first came to congress – Alan Grayson is a stupid rat.

Factcheck.org and PolitiFact have both labeled his “Taliban Dan” attack ad on Republican opponent Dan Webster as false. In the commercial, Grayson took video of Webster out of context to make it seem like he said the exact opposite of what he actually said.

The ad is such a blatant lie that even lefty outfits CNN and MSNBC have condemned Grayson for it. And the spot has backfired, causing money to pour into the Webster campaign (donations are up over 300% since the ad first aired) while making the discredited Grayson’s own poll numbers drop (Crazy Al said on MSNBC that he’s leading by double digits when he’s actually behind in most polls by 5-6 points.)

So just how loony is Grayson? He’s defending the ad and continues to run it.

Despite being taken entirely out of context, Webster is not getting anywhere near the network coverage or sympathy that Shirley Sherrod got.

Is it a penalty for being white? A penalty for being conservative? A penalty for being both? Or is it just a professional courtesy extended to Grayson by the rats in the media?

– Written by Sonny Palermo

Let the Democrat civil war begin: Alan Grayson attacks Robert Gibbs

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs started the whole brouhaha by saying, and we paraphrase, “What more can a socialist president do to satisfy the extreme left in this country?”

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs started the whole brouhaha by saying, and we paraphrase, “What more can a socialist president do to satisfy the extreme left in this country?”

So lunatic Florida Congressman Alan Grayson counterattacks by saying Gibbs should be fired.

This is like watching the 1980s war between Iraq and Iran. You don’t really want either of them to win. You just want to see them keep fighting until they both drop from exhaustion.

Florida Congressman confirms that he is clinically insane

If you had even the slightest doubt that Democrat Congressman Alan Grayson is seriously disturbed, this is the clip for you. For some reason that is completely inexplicable to any rational human being, Grayson decided to crash a Republican meeting at a restaurant in his district and berate those in attendance.

If you had even the slightest doubt that Democrat Congressman Alan Grayson is seriously disturbed, this is the clip for you.

For some reason that is completely inexplicable to any rational human being, Grayson decided to crash a Republican meeting at a restaurant in his district and berate those in attendance.

We can laugh at this buffoon’s boorish behavior, but only because he’s not our congressman. Imagine how angry/embarrassed/chagrined (choose one) his constituents must be.

NOTE: Our favorite moment comes toward the end of the clip when Grayson realizes that he’s being taped. Oops.

Democrats’ political strategy based on Salem witch trials

Shrill accusations, false testimony, over-emotional bleating. Hey, wait a second. Are we describing the Salem Witch Trials or today’s political landscape?

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The inspiration for MSNBC

Shrill accusations, false testimony, over-emotional bleating. Hey, wait a second. Are we describing the Salem Witch Trials or today’s political landscape?

According to salemwitchtrial.com, “In January of 1692, the daughter and niece of Reverend Samuel Parris of Salem Village became ill. When they failed to improve, the village doctor, William Griggs, was called in. His diagnosis of bewitchment put into motion the forces that would ultimately result in the death by hanging of nineteen men and women. In addition, one man was crushed to death; seven others died in prison, and the lives of many were irrevocably changed.”

Horrible, to be sure, but what was the burden of proof on the accusers? You couldn’t just yell “Witch!” and get someone you didn’t like killed. Or could you? Apparently the ‘proof’ was “Their names had been ‘cried out’ by tormented young girls as the cause of their pain.”

Well, there you have it.

Today’s political landscape sounds eerily similar, with Democrats filling the role of the tormented young girls. For example:

Democratic Congressman “Dick” Winder says “Palin Is Stoking Liberal Hate!!”

New York Times Columnist and MSNBC Talking Head Frank Rich says “Opposition to Obamacare is Racism”

Democratic Congressman Alan Grayson “Compares Republicans to Nazis”

The shrill accusations go on and on. In a thinly-veiled attempt to discredit the right and in a preview of what to expect in the upcoming mid-term elections, the left has launched an all-out media blitz crying “Witch, Witch, Witch!” and the media, hoping some real trials and maybe an actual death or two might result, provide wall-to-wall 24-hour a day coverage of the tormented young girls leftists.

All you need is a left wing sound bite and poof, instant witches ready for trial.

Good thing they didn’t have cable in Salem the death toll would have been considerably higher.

Source: Salem Witch Museum

Chris Matthews sticks finger in wind, sees which way wind blows, attacks Alan Grayson over reconciliation

MSNBC’s Chris Matthews has recovered from his election night depression and is now attacking anyone who continues to be as blind as he once was. That includes delusional Congressman Alan Grayson

MSNBC’s Chris Matthews has recovered from his election night depression and is now attacking anyone who continues to be as blind as he once was.

That includes delusional Congressman Alan Grayson (D-NeverNeverLand), who says Democrats can still pass ObamaCare via the reconciliation maneuver.
“You know you can’t do it,” Matthews responds. “You’re pandering to the netroots right now. I know what you’re doing.”

Matthews is hilarious. He’s like a jilted lover who now hates everything about the woman he used to worship.

Separated at Birth: Alan Grayson and Luca Brazzi

And much like Brazzi sleeps with the fishes, Grayson’s political career will be sleeping with them come November, 2010.

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Luca Brazzi, hulking, slow-witted hit man for Don Corleone. Alan Grayson, hulking, slow-witted hit man for Nancy Pelosi. And much like Brazzi sleeps with the fishes, Grayson’s political career will be sleeping with them come November, 2010.

Can I ask you a question, Congressman Grayson? Congressman Grayson? Congressman?

Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly sends correspondent Griff Jenkins to Democratic Congressman Alan Grayson’s office. Grayson doesn’t like it. Not one little bit.

Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly sends correspondent Griff Jenkins to Democratic Congressman Alan Grayson’s office. Grayson doesn’t like it. Not one little bit.

Source: MofoPolitics.com

Congressman calls Fed assistant a whore, redefining the term “pot calls kettle black”

Pity poor Todd Jurkowski. He’s the guy responsible for following Alan Grayson around with a dictionary trying to figure out what he means and whether or not the Democrat Congressman should apologize.

The guy who follows Alan Grayson around apologizing for his comments has real job security
The guy who follows Alan Grayson around apologizing for his comments has real job security

Pity poor Todd Jurkowski. He’s the guy responsible for following Alan Grayson around with a dictionary trying to figure out what he means and whether or not the Democrat Congressman should apologize.

Apparently calling Linda Robertson, an adviser to Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke a whore was a close call on the apology thing. “Let’s be clear about the context,” Todd said. “The attack was on her professional career, not her personal life.”

After originally standing by his comments, Grayson apologized saying, “I did not intend to use a term that is often, and correctly, seen as disrespectful of women.”
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“She attacked the Congressman and his efforts to promote a Republican bill to audit the Federal Reserve,” Jurkowski said of Robertson. “She actually questioned his understanding of the difference between fiscal and monetary policy. She had the audacity to attack a Congressman who used to be an economist.”

It sounds to us that what Todd really wanted to say was “The bitch had it coming.”

Source: CBS News

– Written by Patrick Michael

Arianna Huffington and Keith Olbermann throw lovefest for obnoxious Democrat congressman

Please note, this has not been altered. That screechy noise you hear is Olbermann and Huffington, not the dubbed-in sounds of “Godzilla versus Mothra”.


Please note, this has not been altered. That screechy noise you hear is Olbermann and Huffington, not the dubbed-in sounds of “Godzilla versus Mothra”.

The two lefty media icons stop just short of naming obnoxious Florida Alan Grayson “The One.” However, if they were to take it one step further and name him “Number Two,” we would have to agree.

Source: HuffingtonPost.com

– Written by Patrick Michael

You gave half a trillion of our dollars to who? And why?

Florida Congressman Alan Grayson may be a Democrat, but watching him grill Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke before the House Financial Services Committee is a thing of beauty.

Florida Congressman Alan Grayson may be a Democrat, but watching him grill Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke before the House Financial Services Committee is a thing of beauty.

Bernanke sent half of a trillion dollars to overseas banks, but gets a little hazy when it comes to explaining where the money went.

The highlight is when Grayson laughs out loud at Bernanke. We think he’d been reading IHateTheMedia.com and knew that if he didn’t laugh, he’d cry.

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Tired? Stressed? Feeling unproductive? Florida Democrat thinks you should have a paid vacation

The uncredited co-author of Congressman Alan Grayson's Paid Vacation Act
The uncredited co-author of Congressman Alan Grayson's Paid Vacation Act

Congressman Alan Grayson is getting ready to introduce legislation that he calls “The Paid Vacation Act.” Somehow, based on nothing but the name of this bill, we knew he had to be a Democrat.

The legislation will make paid vacation time a requirement under Federal law.

Grayson was visiting DisneyWorld in his home district when this brainstorm shorted out his synapses.

“There’s a reason why Disney World is the happiest place on Earth: The people who go there are on vacation,” Grayson said. “Honestly, as much as I appreciate this job and as much as I enjoy it, the best days of my life are and always have been the days I’m on vacation.”

“The bill would require companies with more than 100 employees to offer a week of paid vacation for both full-time and part-time employees after they’ve put in a year on the job,” Politico noted. “Three years after the effective date of the law, those same companies would be required to provide two weeks of paid vacation, and companies with 50 or more employees would have to provide one week.”

Grayson thinks more vacation will stimulate the economy. Workers will be happier, more productive, and miraculously call in with fewer sick days.

Why stop there, Congressman? If one week’s vacation will stimulate the economy, why not three weeks? Five weeks? Hell, let’s legislate that everyone gets 52 weeks paid vacation per year.

Then bring in illegal aliens to do all the work while we sit around watching Oprah and eating bonbons.

It’s obvious that this legislation was inspired by DisneyWorld, because it appears to have been written by Goofy.

Source: Politico.com

Cavuto goes crazy, screams at Democrat congressman during interview over excessive pay

Yesterday Fox Business Channel’s Neil Cavuto treated a Unites States Congressman with all the respect he deserved. None.

First the Fox host lost his composure. Then he lost his voice. Cavuto went crazy when pathetic Congressman Alan Grayson (D-FL) couldn’t or wouldn’t and certainly didn’t answer a simple, straightforward question about the congressman’s bill to restrict wages for Amerian workers.

“The Constitution never gave you the damn authority of telling anyone what they should make…,” Cavuto raged. “The Constitution never gave you the authority to blithely come in here and arrogantly set pay for people you don’t even know. And, you don’t have the guts to come back at me and tell me what you think adequate pay range is.”

As the Orlando Sentinel reported on the bill, “The U.S. House is expected to vote today on a measure aimed at halting the payout of “unreasonable and excessive” bonuses to employees of financial companies that received federal bailout money.”

“The bill — a brainchild of U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson, D-Orlando — would let the Treasury Department and financial regulators set standards to avoid a repeat of the outrage over AIG, the insurance giant that paid $165 million in bonuses to executives after it got more than $180 billion in bailout funds.”

Other questions Grayson probably can’t or won’t answer:

Have you stopped beating your wife? What is the distance from the sun to the moon? What is pi? And finally, aren’t you ashamed of yourself?

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