Barack Hussein Obama, aka Barry Soetoro, 44th president of the United States — socialist, radical, and enemy of Americans who believe in the constitution. Here are hundreds of articles on this man.
That Smart Diplomacy™ practiced by President Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is paying off again. For our enemies.
That Smart Diplomacy™ practiced by President Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is paying off again. For our enemies.
NBC’s Tom Brokaw reports that the Saudi Arabian King Abdullah, our staunchest Arab ally, is not happy with the manchild President of the United States.
“I was told on the way in here that the Saudis are so unhappy with the Obama administration for the way it pushed out President Mubarak of Egypt that it sent high level emissaries to China and Russia to tell those two countries that Saudi Arabia now is prepared to do more business with them.”
More evidence that President Obama’s vaunted Cairo speech was meaningless twaddle peddled by the press and manipulated by the media.
Obama played up the threats posed by Republicans to his agenda while boasting of “hav[ing] had the most successful legislative initiative of any president over the last 50 years.”
His supporters have called Barack Obama the most intelligent president ever, the most handsome president ever, the most athletic president ever, the most charming president ever, the greatest orator ever, and now to that list of distinguished achievements we can add most modest president ever.
He's also faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive.
Politico has the unassuming, unpretentious untruth:
On a conference call with hundreds of organizers, volunteers and campaign operatives, Obama played up the threats posed by Republicans to his agenda while boasting of “hav[ing] had the most successful legislative initiative of any president over the last 50 years.”
The call was the culmination of a day-long roll-out of his re-election campaign, which began with the 5 a.m. release of a video entitled “It Begins With Us.” That was followed by an email to supporters, the filing of re-election paperwork with the Federal Election Commission and a more exclusive rally-the-troops conference call with top donors conducted by campaign manager Jim Messina.
“I’m fired up, I don’t know about everybody else,” Obama said after being patched through by the White House switchboard to a core group of campaign workers that pulled off an upset victory over Hillary Rodham Clinton in the Democratic primaries nearly three years ago and went on to defeat Republican John McCain.
We think he misread the teleprompter again. We’re pretty sure he meant to say, “I should be fired.”
Police arrested Bobby Titcomb, 49, a friend and Punahou School classmate of Obama, in downtown Honolulu for prostitution.
Many years ago, when the Editor was still a young, wet-behind-the-ears advertising copywriter, he took a trip to New York with his business partner.
They were supposed to meet their client in front of the hotel at 7:00, but the Editor, being a prompt sort, arrived a few minutes early. While he was standing there mesmerized by the passing parade of people, an attractive young woman approached him and said, “Want to go to a party?”
Bobby Titcomb has a history of consorting with known prostitutes
The Editor, still innocent and barely off the farm, replied, “Oh, that’s very nice of you, but I have to meet a client in a few minutes.”
A few minutes later, when his business partner arrived, the Editor said, “You know, those stories about New Yorkers being rude aren’t true. A woman just walked up and invited me to a party.”
The business partner looked at him and said, “You are the dumbest man I ever met.”
Somehow, we don’t think that’s quite how President Obama’s Hawaiian pal found himself in this situation:
The Honolulu Police Department confirmed that a close friend of President Barack Obama was arrested Monday in connection with a prostitution sting case.
Police arrested Bobby Titcomb, 49, a Punahou School classmate of Obama, at 9:40 p.m. in downtown Honolulu at the corner of Pohukaina and South streets. He was released after posting $500 bail, police said.
Police arrested four men in connection with a reverse prostitution sting involving a fake online escort website, sources said.
Titcomb usually spends the holidays with the president and his family when they spend time in Hawaii. He has been seen playing golf and attending picnics. The first family attended a barbecue at Ticomb’s Waialua home in December.
C’mon, the guy’s name is Titcomb. He was almost forced into this situation.
Utah’s senior senator Orrin Hatch talked to Fox News’ Greta Van Susteren and sounded off on Barack Obama’s complete lack of leadership as president.
Utah’s senior senator talked to Fox News’ Greta Van Susteren and sounded off on Barack Obama’s complete lack of leadership as president.
In our relentless pursuit of accuracy, we would like to point out that Obama is a leader. He has, for example, led us right to the edge of fiscal insolvency.
As this video clip clearly demonstrates, there’s one word President Obama values over all other words in the English language. And we don’t mind telling that we’re completely spent after watching it.
As this video clip clearly demonstrates, there’s one word President Obama values over all other words in the English language. And we don’t mind telling that we’re completely spent after watching it.
“Look these are tough times for America. We don’t need a good politician. We need a strong leader. We need to engage this country on the issues that are necessary to secure our prosperity, to get this debt paid off. “
Paul Ryan talked to Fox News’ Chris Wallace on Sunday morning about upcoming Republican budget proposals:
“Senate Democrats have not even passed a bill to prevent a government shutdown. We’ve passed two… I find it kind of ironic that the week we are trying to engage the president, the democrats and the country with an honest debate about our budget with real solutions to fix this country’s problems and prevent a debt crisis, the president’s launching his reelection campaign. Look these are tough times for America. We don’t need a good politician. We need a strong leader. We need to engage this country on the issues that are necessary to secure our prosperity, to get this debt paid off. To get our economy growing right now. We know for a fact that we are giving our children and grandchildren a lower standing of living. And, we don’t need good politics. We don’t need to keep making empty promises to people. We need to engage and fix these problems while they are still under our control.”
Do you think Ryan may have been speaking about himself? Naaaaah.
Holy crap. Has this guy ever said anything that’s true?
Holy crap. Has this guy ever said anything that’s true?
He said he’d end the war in Iraq, but we still have 50,000 U.S. troops there. He said he’d close Gitmo, but it’s still open for business. He said he’d bring U.S. troops home from Afghanistan in July 2011, but that’s not going to happen. He said he’d end rendition, but it’s still going on. He said he’d stop using torture, but hasn’t. He said he’d lift the embargo on Cuba, but it’s still in place.
He says he was born in Hawaii. Is it any wonder people doubt him?
A morning protest in Jalalabad city was peaceful, with shouting for U.S. troops to leave and burning an effigy of President Barack Obama.
Consider this “But They Were Supposed To Love Us After That Cairo Speech – Part XXXVI.”
The Associated Press reports the latest example of what a media-fueled farce Obama’s Cairo speech was:
A morning protest in Jalalabad city was peaceful, with hundreds of people blocking a main highway for three hours, shouting for U.S. troops to leave and burning an effigy of President Barack Obama before dispersing, according to an Associated Press photographer at the scene.
Hold on just a damn minute. We don’t think that’s an effigy of President Obama. The ears are too small and the bulge in the pants is too big. Might be Michelle instead.
President Obama took time out of his very busy schedule to record an important YouTube message for the people of the Ivory Coast.
President Obama took time out of his very busy schedule to record an important YouTube message for the people of the Ivory Coast.
We suppose that’s all well and good. Except for a couple things:
First, the President refers to the nation as Côte d’Ivoire instead of Ivory Coast for a good reason – French is its official language, but they also speak 60 native dialects with Dioula the most widely spoken. Yet the President recorded his message in English.
Second, the per capita GDP of Côte d’Ivoire is a mere $1800 per year, so we question how many of the nation’s residents have computers on which to view the President’s message.
On the other hand, Côte d’Ivoire’s unemployment rate is estimated to be 40-50%, so perhaps its citizens have spent their ample idle hours sitting around learning English and watching YouTube videos.
Hey, have you seen the one about the dog that says, “Je t’aime.”
Of course, as we’ve come to expect from this administration, 100% doesn’t eally mean 100% and the rule of law is often replaced by the rule of “good for thee, but not for me.”
The Obama administration and Government Motors bet the windfarm that electric and hybrid cars would be the latest rage, but they’re so expensive and impractical that no one’s buying them. What’s a president to do?
The Detroit News reveals that President Obama intends to rig the game by having the federal government buy the cars in massive numbers:
President Obama wonders how far he could go between charges in a bulletproof, bombproof Chevy Volt limousine
Obama announced the plan this week to “green” the federal fleet.
“I’m directing our departments and our agencies to make sure 100 percent of the vehicles they buy are fuel-efficient or clean energy cars and trucks by 2015. Not 50 percent, not 75 percent — 100 percent of our vehicles,” Obama said today at an appearance in Landover, Md., at UPS facility.
Of course, as we’ve come to expect from this administration, 100% doesn’t eally mean 100% and the rule of law is often replaced by the rule of “good for thee, but not for me.”
The U.S. Secret Service said today that some federal vehicles for law enforcement and security purposes will be exempt from President Barack Obama’s directive that all federal vehicles purchased starting 2015 be advanced technology models.
Secret Service spokesman Robert Novy said the directive wouldn’t apply to vehicles used for some law enforcement or security reasons by various federal agencies.
“Certain specialized vehicles including those with law enforcement and security specifications are not subject to this directive,” Novy said.
That would include the GM-built Cadillac presidential limousine and other vehicles in the motorcade.
Interesting, isn’t it, that this regulation should be proposed by someone whose only driving experience has been driving the nation to the edge of bankruptcy.
During an online question and answer session, President Obama, the nation’s first undocumented president, said he wants undocumented non-presidents to succeed in America.
During an online question and answer session, President Obama, the nation’s first undocumented president, said he wants undocumented non-presidents to succeed in America.
CNS News relates the exchange:
The exchange came during a town hall event sponsored by the Spanish-language television network Univision at a Washington, D.C., school. An illegal alien student, who appeared via Skype, asked: “My question for the president is, why [is the government] saying that deportations have stopped or the detention of many students like me, why is it that we are still receiving deportation letters like this one?”
Obama answered, “We have redesigned our enforcement practices under the law to make sure that we’re focusing primarily on criminals, and so our deportation of criminals are up about 70 percent. Our deportation of non-criminals are down, and that’s because we want to focus our resources on those folks who are destructive to the community.
We’d like illegal aliens to succeed, too. Succeed in crossing the border back to wherever the hell they came from.
(The first video we put up has been “removed by user.” If this one gets removed please let know.)
According to President Obama, a Libyan rebel war council is virtually indistinguishable from a local Rotary Club meeting. If you could just learn to ignore the rocket propelled grenades, you couldn’t tell one meeting from another.
According to President Obama, a Libyan rebel war council is virtually indistinguishable from a local Rotary Club meeting. If you could just learn to ignore the rocket propelled grenades, you couldn’t tell one meeting from another.
From left to right: Professional (with knife), lawyer, doctor, rocket propelled grenade
The Australian has details of the President’s description:
The US is considering giving weapons to rebels battling Muammar Gaddafi’s regime in Libya, despite concerns that some could have terrorist links to al-Qa’ida and Hezbollah.
“We are examining all options to support the opposition,” President Barack Obama said yesterday. His comments, a day after his nationally televised address on the reasons for US military involvement in Libya, came as leaders from countries involved in the military operation now under NATO leadership met in London to co-ordinate efforts against the Gaddafi regime
US officials also appear unclear about the allegiances of rebel groups and what sort of governmental system might replace the dictator’s rule after 41 years.
In one of three interviews yesterday, Mr Obama said the rebels were “saying the right things” so far. “Most of them are professionals, lawyers, doctors, people who appear to be credible,” he told CBS.
“That doesn’t mean that among all the people who oppose Gaddafi, there might not be elements that are unfriendly to the United States and our interests.”
“This week’s meeting of the Benghazi Rotary Club is now called to order. First item on the agenda is a report on this weekend’s al Qaeda bake sale.”
President Obama is apparently in hot pursuit of the student vote. He announced Monday that he thinks our poor, pampered little darlings are either bored by tests or punished by them.
President Obama is apparently in hot pursuit of the student vote. He announced Monday that he thinks our poor, pampered little darlings are either bored by tests or punished by them.
President Obama is against testing. This really makes us want to see those missing report cards.
The Associated Press has news that tests our patience:
President Barack Obama said Monday that students should take fewer standardized tests and school performance should be measured in other ways. Too much testing makes education boring for kids, he said.
“Too often what we have been doing is using these tests to punish students,” the president told students and parents at a town hall hosted by the Univision Spanish-language television network at Bell Multicultural High School in Washington, D.C.
Obama, who is pushing a rewrite of the nation’s education law that would ease some of its rigid measurement tools, said policymakers should find a test that “everybody agrees makes sense” and administer it in less pressure-packed atmospheres, potentially every few years instead of annually.
At the same time, Obama said, schools should be judged on criteria other than student test performance, including attendance rate.
“One thing I never want to see happen is schools that are just teaching the test because then you’re not learning about the world, you’re not learning about different cultures, you’re not learning about science, you’re not learning about math,” the president said. “All you’re learning about is how to fill out a little bubble on an exam and little tricks that you need to do in order to take a test and that’s not going to make education interesting.”
“And young people do well in stuff that they’re interested in,” Obama said. “They’re not going to do as well if it’s boring.”
Let us summarize the President’s position: Don’t judge students on things like tests, because that could cause members of the teachers unions to look bad, but do judge them on things like showing up for class because that causes more tax dollars to flow directly into the school districts.
In othe words, let’s just change it from “No Student Left Behind” to “Leftist Students Sitting On Their Behinds” and get it over with.
Sad to say, but the New Black Panthers have turned on President Obama. Is that any way for them to repay the kindness of Eric Holder’s so-called Justice Department?
Sad to say, but the New Black Panthers have turned on President Obama. Is that any way for them to repay the kindness of Eric Holder’s so-called Justice Department?
New Black Panther Leader Malik Zulu Shabazz tells President Obama, “You should have listened to Louis Farrakhan a long time ago when you were seated at his table.”
And just for good measure, Shabazz plays Dr. Laura and offers relationship advice for Michelle and the girls.
In summary, America’s first black president is acting too damn white.
Gary Bryan’s a great morning disc jockey on K-EARTH 101 in Los Angeles. And it’s tough to argue with the point he makes in this quote. Very tough.
Gary Bryan, a great morning disc jockey on K-EARTH 101 in Los Angeles, said, “Howard Stern and Rush Limbaugh have the same birthday. So much for astrology.”
You have to admit that he makes a good point. A very good point.
If you don’t live in Southern California, try catching Gary’s syndicated weekend oldies show, Dick Clark Presents Rewind with Gary Bryan. It’s on radio stations all across the country.
Lib talker Mike Malloy’s has noticed something that conservatives have been saying since day one: This Obama guy has no experience.
As highly trained psychologists, we feel confident in saying that liberal talk show host Mike Malloy is a lunatic.
Nevertheless, his latest rant is worth noting because Malloy comes out of his haze long enough to notice something that conservatives have been saying since day one: This Obama guy has no experience.
Malloy: Obama has zero experience. If, uh, intelligence is in part based on experience, and I do believe it is, and a very, very large part based on experience, Obama is a babe in the woods. And … and I think that’s one of the reasons I don’t want to let him off the hook at all – because he’s the one that wanted to be president! He’s the one who talked the talk, he just can’t walk the walk!
Breathe deep, Malloy. This is what reality smells like.
Congratulations to President Obama on his political trifecta: America’s first black president, America’s first female president and now, according to Louis Farrakhan, America’s first Jewish president.
Congratulations to President Obama on his political trifecta: America’s first black president, America’s first female president and now, according to Louis Farrakhan, America’s first Jewish president.
Barack Obama isn't just a superstar, he's a superstar of David
The Chicago Sun Times has the delusional details:
Farrakhan criticized President Barack Obama for joining up with the “old colonial masters” of the Western-led forces and expressed skepticism about European countries espousing humanitarian concerns, saying they “give noble motives to their wickedness.”
“Do you think they had humanitarian concerns when the British mowed down the Indians in India who were peacefully protesting?” he said. “Where in the hell is humanitarian values in America when you’ve got over 50 million Americans living in poverty, sick and diseased, with no healthcare?”
50 million? Weren’t the Democrats claiming 37 million during the ObamaCare debate? Didn’t they reduce it to 20 million at some point?
He also alleged that Obama had backed down from pushing a Palestinian-Israeli peace accord and banning settlement-building in the West Bank, calling him “the first Jewish president.” Obama is a Christian.
“He was selected before he was elected,” Farrakhan said. “And the people that selected him were rich, powerful members of the Jewish community.”
Don’t know about you, but we loved the President’s Cairo speech. You know, the one where he wowed the Muslim world with his personal charisma and made them love us again. Wait…
Don’t know about you, but we loved the President’s Cairo speech. You know, the one where he wowed the Muslim world with his personal charisma and made them love us again.
Wait. What’s that? They hate us as much as ever? And Sri Lankan Muslims whipped the putty out of an Obama effigy on Friday because they’re pissed off about air strikes in Libya.
Looks like a Sri Lankan speech is in order, Mr President, sir.
Ayatollah Khamenei said, “We don’t know whether the current US president is mindful of what he is uttering, or if he is unconscious and confused.”
We don’t agree with Iran’s lunatic leader on much. For example, we’re Dodgers fans, but he’s a Giants fan. We like Jennifer Aniston, but he’s hot for Angelina Jolie. We love chocolate, but he prefers strawberry. Nevertheless, we finally found something on which we agree with the ol’ Ayatollah:
We would say, "Even a blind sow occasionally finds an acorn," but the Ayatollah would be offended by the pig reference
He thinks President Obama is unconscious and confused.
FNA has the story:
Ayatollah Khamenei said Mubarak’s fate should be a lesson for US-backed rulers and “they must know that when their expiration date arrives and they lose their usefulness they will be thrown away like a used tissue”.
“The real hypocrite is the US. With regards to Egypt they said we are with the [Egyptian] nation but they lied. They cooperated with the nation’s enemy until the very last moment. They said the same thing about Tunis, that we support the people. Now the US president sends a message to the Iranian people that we support you,” the Leader said, referring to US President Barack Obama’s message to the Iranian people on the occasion of Nowrouz.
Ridiculing Obama’s comparison of huge anti-government rallies at Cairo’s Al-tahrir (liberation) square and a massive pro-government rally at Iran’s Azadi (freedom) square on February 11, marking the 32nd anniversary of Iran’s Islamic Revolution, the Leader said, Yes, every year Iranians gather at [Tehran’s] Azadi Square on the anniversary of the Islamic Revolution and their main slogan has remained ‘death to America,’ commonly referring to the US government.
The Leader then went on to add, “We don’t know whether the current US president is mindful of what he is uttering, or if he is unconscious and confused.”
One correction, Ayatollah. Obama’s not unconscious, just unconscionable.
Is whatever we’re doing in Libya a war? Everyone in the Obama administration answers that question with an emphatic no. But if it’s not a war, what the hell is it?
Is whatever we’re doing in Libya a war? Everyone in the Obama administration answers that question with an emphatic no. But if it’s not a war, what the hell is it?
In a briefing on board Air Force One Wednesday, deputy national security adviser Ben Rhodes took a crack at an answer. “I think what we are doing is enforcing a resolution that has a very clear set of goals, which is protecting the Libyan people, averting a humanitarian crisis, and setting up a no-fly zone,” Rhodes said. “Obviously that involves kinetic military action, particularly on the front end.”
At some point, President Obama will need to ask Congress for a Declaration of Community Disorganizing
C’mon, President Obama. Surely the best and the brightest in your administration do better than “kinetic military action.”
But just in case you can’t, please allow us. Here are President Obama’s Top 25 Euphemisms For War:
Potential Peace Between Two Potentially Friendly Nations
Teachable Moments
Stimulating Production of Vital National Industries Through Organised Disposal of Acquired Defense Surplus
Community Disorganizing
Nation Building for al Qaeda
Freedom Inaction
Passive Restraint Through Blowing Shit Up
Military Hardware Environmental Recycling Effort
Active Ordinance Reduction
Passive Aggressive Corrective Measures With Emphasis on Aggressive
The unabashedly liberal magazine admits that President Obama and his minions “exaggerated” a detail or two in order to bolster their case for going into Libya
Time Magazine just ran a story titled “Why the U.S. Went to War: Inside the White House Debate on Libya.”
It’s remarkable only in that the unabashedly liberal magazine admits that President Obama and his minions “exaggerated” a detail or two in order to bolster their case for going into Libya:
President Obama in Rio, praying that no one notices his Libyan "exaggerations"
President Barack Obama says he’s intervening to prevent atrocities in Libya. But details of behind-the-scenes debates at the White House show he’s going to war in part to rehabilitate an idea … the president and some of his advisers are so eager to rehabilitate the idea of preventive intervention that they’re exaggerating the violence they say they are intervening to prevent in Libya. “The effort to shoe-horn this into an imminent genocide model is strained,” says one senior administration official. That’s dangerous. Americans deserve an honest explanation when their leaders take them to war.
Obama and his aides know they are taking a big risk. “It’s a huge gamble,” says the senior administration official. The administration knows, for example, that al Qaeda, which has active cells in Libya, will try to exploit the power vacuum that will come with a weak or ousted Gaddafi.
Bush lied and people died, but Obama exaggerated and people were exterminated. Probably too long for a bumper sticker, huh?
Howard Dean told Joe Klein the difference between Bush’s war and Obama’s war. As you might expect, Dean approves of Obama’s war.
On Morning Joe, former Presidential candidate and former head of the DNC Howard Dean told Joe Klein the difference between Bush’s war and Obama’s war. As you might expect, Dean approves of Obama’s war.
"And then we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Libya. Arrrrggggghhhhh!"
Even lefty Klein didn’t buying the spin.
Dean: I don’t think you stay out of these things. You can’t if you’re the most powerful country in the world . . . You have to take chances. Klein: That’s not what you were saying in 2003! Dean: That’s because we were lied to about what we were doing . . . we were lied to about the WMD. Klein: We had the same situation as we do now, which is insufficient information.
This Libya thing is like going to a freak show starring anti-war Democrats as contortionists who shock the audience by twisting their beliefs in unimaginable ways.
Imagine the hurt President Obama felt when he heard that his leftist compadre, Bolivian President Evo Morales, said the Nobel committee should revoke his Peace Prize.
Imagine the hurt President Obama felt when he heard that his leftist compadre, Bolivian President Evo Morales, said the Nobel committee should revoke his Peace Prize.
But this brave, resolute man continues to look forward and responds to such suggestions with a determined, “Screw you.”
"Give back my Peace Prize? I do declare you give me the vapors."
Politico reports on President Obama’s rousing defense of those who gave him an award he clearly didn’t deserve:
President Obama defended his Nobel Peace Prize on Tuesday …
“When I received that award, I specifically said there was an irony because I was already dealing with two wars,” Obama said in an interview with CNN from El Salvador. “So I am accustomed to this contradiction of being both a commander-in-chief but also someone who aspires to peace.”
Saying he is focused on ensuring that Libyans can “live out their own aspirations,” Obama defended America’s involvement in Libya, saying, “we’re not invading a country, we’re not acting alone – we’re acting under a mandate issued by the United Nations Security Council in an unprecedented fashion and with unprecedented speed.”
And he said again that the U.S. military has already saved lives there. “I think the American people don’t see any contradiction in somebody who cares about peace also wanting to make sure that people aren’t butchered because of a dictator who wants to cling to power,” he said.
Let’s review: Hasn’t pulled out of Iraq, ordered more troops into Afghanistan, and launched airstrikes on Libya.
Add ‘em all together and your Nobel Peace Prize becomes an ignoble peace prize.
The leftist harridans on the View did not take kindly to The Donald confirming his status as a birther.
The leftist harridans on the View did not take kindly to The Donald confirming his status as a birther.
“There’s something on that birth certificate he doesn’t like.”
Our newest theory: It’s not that it shows he was born in Kenya. It’s not that he was listed on the birth certificate as “white.” No, we after watching this guy in action for several years now, we believe his birth certificate says that Barack Obama was born female, because it’s clear that he has no balls.
But let’s get to a more important issue: What the hell is Whoopi Goldberg wearing? She looks like Jabba the Hutt in scrubs.
In this segment of Albert Einstein Meets Stephen Hawking, Andrea Mitchell attempts to explain to Chris Matthews an Obama Doctrine that Obama himself hasn’t articulated.
You know you’re in for some strenuous intellectual calisthenics when Chris Matthews talks to Andrea Mitchell.
In this segment of Albert Einstein Meets Stephen Hawking, Mitchell attempts to explain an Obama Doctrine that Obama himself hasn’t articulated.
Under Mitchell’s imagined Obama Doctrine, we turn loose the dogs of war under three conditions: There’s a preventable humanitarian crisis looming, the benefits of intervention outweigh the costs and, finally, if there’s international support for intervening, we “go for it.”
She left out condition #4: If the media needs to support this President for actions it would have found unsupportable had any other President taken them.
