A brief history of Presidential deal making
First there was the Fair Deal, then the New deal, then the Square Deal, and Joe Biden’s Big Fucking Deal.
Tag: profanity
Saying f@ck wasn’t Joe Biden’s only f@ck up Tuesday
You’ve surely read the story of Joe Biden leaning over to President Obama and saying, “This is f@ckin’ big” during Tuesday’s ObamaCare signing ceremony. But c’mon, man, this is Joe Biden. The man is too big to screw up just once a day.
You’ve surely read the story of Joe Biden leaning over to President Obama and saying, “This is f@ckin’ big” during Tuesday’s ObamaCare signing ceremony.
But c’mon, man, this is Joe Biden. The man is too big to screw up just once a day.
Top of the Ticket reveals Joe’s other special moment:
Biden is fond of quoting poets in public, usually Irish ones and often in the Mideast for some reason. But today the man who was a senator while Obama was in the sixth grade chose another nationality.
Here’s what he said, according to the White House transcript:
As I said just before the president signed the healthcare bill, I quoted Virgil, the classic Greek poet, who once said, ‘The greatest wealth is health.’ The greatest wealth is health. Mr. President, you’ve made us a nobler and wealthier nation by providing for the health of your fellow citizens.
Here’s the problem, as loyal Ticket reader Mike points out:
Virgil wasn’t Greek. He was Roman. Very Roman. So Roman, in fact, that the author (70 BC-19 BC) of the “Aeneid,” among other famous works, is buried in Naples.
“Stand up, Virgil, let ‘em see you. Oh, what am I talking about?”
Source: Top of the Ticket
Joe Biden f–ks up Obama’s big day
Unf–ingbelievable. The day liberals have been waiting for, what Obama spent his entire first year on, the bill that’s been “100 years in the making.” And what does Joe Biden have to say about it? He whispers to President Obama, with millions watching–and listening–“this is a big f–king deal!”
Unf–kingbelievable. The day liberals have been waiting for, what Obama spent his entire first year on, the bill that’s been “100 years in the making.” And what does Joe Biden have to say about it? He whispers to President Obama, with millions watching–and listening on the open mic–“This is a big f–king deal!”
The Obama administration: Fascist. Dishonest. Vulgar.
Stupidest law ever: California legislature approves ‘Cuss Free Week’
California may be financially bankrupt, but that doesn’t mean it’s morally bankrupt. The state legislature proved that by approving a statewide “Cuss Free Week”.
Fox News has the all the stupid #$%&# details:
The resolution by Assemblyman Anthony Portantino, D-La Canada Flintridge, was inspired by a South Pasadena teenager, McKay Hatch, who founded a No Cussing Club at his junior high school in 2007. His efforts to stamp out profanity have generated international attention, with 35,000 members joining the No Cussing Club’s Web site.
Portantino said the California Legislature — known for imposing strict clean air and clean water laws — is the first state legislative body in the nation to consider a statewide profanity-free week.
Hatch, now 16, said he sees a link between cussing and drug use, bullying and other harmful behavior. A cuss-free world would be a more harmonious one, he said.
This poor kid could only have been raised in the People’s Republic of California.
Peace, love, happiness, fruit and granola for everyone.
And make it #%#$& snappy.
Source: Fox News
Cheaper alternative to ObamaCare: Swearing makes you feel better
So why spend trillions on ObamaCare? Just cuss out the President and his #$%! healthcare plan and you’ll feel better almost immediately.
The latest research from England’s Keele University says that swearing makes you feel better.
The Sydney Morning Herald reports that “Swearing can lessen the feeling of physical pain, scientists have discovered.”
“Richard Stephens, who led the study, believes it may explain why most languages contain swear words.”
So why spend trillions on ObamaCare? Just cuss out the President and his #%$&* healthcare plan and you’ll feel better almost immediately.
It always works for us.
Source: Andrew Bolt
Snakes On A Plane. The G-rated version is even worse than the original.
Monkey-bitin’ snakes? That’s not quite how we remember it in the theater.
Apparently, the new theory in Hollywood is that G-rated versions don’t even have to make sense. “Let’s just combine random words and use them in place of the original obscene phrases.”
Do they think we’re monkey-bitin’ stupid?
Source: Tim Blair/Sydney Daily Telegraph
Shep Smith goes apesh*t on the air, screams “We are America. We don’t f*cking torture.”
Shephard Smith probably wishes he could take back an exchange he had yesterday on Fox News. The anchor got, shall we say, a little heated during a discussion with Trace Gallagher and Andrew Napolitano.
He said, and we quote, “We are America! I don’t give a rat’s ass if it helps! We are America! We do not f*cking torture!”
Immediately after the outburst, Shep got very quiet. We imagine his director must have been screaming some equally color language into his earpiece.
We have one question for you, Mr. Smith. If torture is not allowed in America, how does Keith Olbermann stay on the air?
Source: Fox News via NewsBusters.com
Joe Biden uncensored. Don’t listen if you can’t handle “the F-word”
You never know what’s going to come out of Joe Biden’s mouth. But we’ll bet you didn’t expect this.
Biden was at Union Station yesterday, bragging up Obama’s $1.3 billion “investment” in train stations and rail lines. The error-prone vice president was apparently unaware of a near-by microphone. When one of his former Senate colleagues called him “Mr. Vice President,” Biden replied with what is reportedly one of his favorite phrases:
[audio:https://www.ihatethemedia.com/wp-content/uploads/biden_give_me_a_fucking_break.mp3]“Gimme a f*&$#ing break.”
Remember back in 2004 when Dick Cheney looked Senator Patrick Leahy straight in the eye and said, “Go f#$% yourself?” The libs got all weak in the knees, broke out in cold sweats, and swore they were absolutely horrified that Cheney had violated their virgin ears with such vile language.
Our reaction at the time? “Gimme a f*&$#ing break.”
It’s “No Cussing Week” in Los Angeles. No one gives a flyin’ #$&%*
The Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors will issue a proclamation by Supervisor Mike Antonovich this morning declaring the first week of March “No Cussing Week.”
Why stop there, guys? While you’re at it, let’s declare next week “Nero Fiddles While LA Burns Week.” The week after can be “Rearrange the Deck Chairs on the Titanic Week.” And the week after that can be “How the $#%@ Did We Get Elected Week.”
We predict that “No Cussing Week” will have a devastating effect on LA County’s economy.
Hollywood will be forced to shut down all movie production. Morning DJs will have to go silent. And the rap music industry will nosedive into a deep depression.
Source: AP
That Obama’s one bad muthah%$#*&
In Dreams From My Father, Barack Obama’s autobiography, he talks about a high school buddy named Ray.
Turns out Ray used, shall we say, colorful language. In the audiobook edition, our Commander In Chief quotes Ray. Verbatim. With words we haven’t heard since Richard Nixon’s Watergate tapes.
Excerpts from the book are making the rounds of the internet. And it’s funnier than #*$%& to hear Obama saying them out of context.
Have a listen. But be warned. They are Malcolm X-rated.
Play: That guy
G-Rated Translation: “That chap is nothing special. He’s unimportant.”
Play: Too complicated
G-Rated Translation: “I’m confused by the complexity of the situation.”
Play: White folks
G-Rated Translation: “Some caucasians are uneducated.”
Play: You ain’t
G-Rated Translation: “Let’s go Dutch treat.”
Play: My number
G-Rated Translation: “Let’s meet up at the malt shop after school.”
Play: Chicks
G-Rated Translation: “Golly, I think those young ladies may like us.”
Fellow media haters, we don’t ask for much, but could ya click on the Digg icon for this one so we can get it passed around the net? It’s just too funny to let others miss!
Christian Bale is a stinkin’ #%&*@
A few months ago, actor Christian Bale went nuts while filming “Terminator Salvation.”
Some poor lighting guy made the mistake of walking into a shot while cameras were rolling. Bale stopped production while he publicly humiliated the poor guy, repeatedly berated him in the crudest possible terms, and despite the man’s apologies, threatened to beat him to a pulp.
TMZ.com got its hands on a tape of the incident. If you choose to listen, be prepared for some major league swearing. You’ll hear Bale screaming obscenities over and over again and threatening to quit if the guy isn’t fired.
According to TMZ, the tape was sent to the producers’ insurance firm as evidence in case Bale bailed on the film. Apparently, that is the source of the leak.
Christian Bale is #@&*% angry and someone is in big %&@!$ trouble.
WARNING: THIS AUDIO CONTAINS GRAPHIC LANGUAGE
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UPDATE: After listening to this audio, please see our subsequent post Orson Welles. Everything Christian Bale will never be. Except dead.
Obama campaign celeb says, “F— tha Police”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro08bILEvqcWe’re into deep introspection here at I Hate the Media. Every once in a while we look at our lives and think, “Perhaps we should show the media a little more love.”
Then we’re jolted back to reality when we find a quote from some bonehead like Russell Simmons.
Simmons, co-founder of Def Jam Records, who campaigned extensively for President Obama, recently told reporters that his favorite song is “F— tha Police.”
When asked if Obama’s election would inspire rappers to be less explicit in their lyrics, Simmons said he does not see a problem with their vulgarities.
Thank you, Russell. It’s stupidity like yours that makes our lives worth living.
