Eric Swalwell Is a Financial Mess. Despite $174k annual salary, Swalwell has failed to pay down student loans, built up credit card debt as congressman. Don’t tell us he wouldn’t tax and spend like a mofo.
Category: Congress
Gaetz introduced resolution to remove Schiff from House Intel Committee
Gaetz introduced resolution to remove Schiff from House Intel Committee. Personally we’d call it MAA, the Mouthy Asshole Act.
The resolution, titled “Preventing Extreme Negligence with Classified Information Licenses Resolution“—or “Pencil Act”—calls for Schiff’s resignation from the committee. The acronym is a reference to “pencil neck,” which is President Donald Trump’s recent nickname for Schiff.
Watch Ted Lieu get owned by Candace Owens
Watch Ted Lieu get owned by Candace Owens.
The transcript of Nellie Ohr’s interview here
The transcript of Nellie Ohr’s interview before the Judiciary Committee is now available to all Americans. To read the full transcript, visit https://t.co/OhlJIC8PQM. pic.twitter.com/aNQEvcNbAG
— Doug Collins (@RepDougCollins) March 28, 2019
The transcript of Nellie Ohr’s interview here.
Woman reportedly booted from gun hearing after threatening to shoot lawmaker, NRA members
Woman expelled from gun hearing after being seen sending this text about a state lawmaker. pic.twitter.com/ySVc9Zm9x5
— Mark Davis (@markdavisWTNH) March 11, 2019
Woman reportedly booted from gun hearing after threatening to shoot lawmaker, NRA members. If they shoot all the gun owners who’s going to be here to save them from the Russians?
Gas-guzzling car rides expose AOC’s hypocrisy amid Green New Deal pledge
![]()
Gas-guzzling car rides expose AOC’s hypocrisy amid Green New Deal pledge. First she’s caught eating a hamburger after telling us beef should be outlawed due to cow farts and now this. A $29,365.70 Uber bill plus she spent $25,174.54 carbon spewing aircraft travel. We guess the ‘boss’ thinks she should get perks us peasants aren’t allowed.
Michael Cohen is to tell Congress that Trump broke the LAW while in the White House, reveal the true extent of his links to Russia and detail ‘lies, racism and cheating’ as president’s ex-fixer starts three days of testimony
Michael Cohen is to tell Congress that Trump broke the LAW while in the White House, reveal the true extent of his links to Russia and detail ‘lies, racism and cheating’ as president’s ex-fixer starts three days of testimony. Cohen has already lied to Congress. He’s a felon. He has Mueller yanking his chain. His attorney is Lanny Davis, big time Democrat and Hillary buddy. They’re going to drag Stormy Daniels out again, along with more Russia-Russia-Russia. In our humble opinion this is a dog and pony show put on by the Democrats in the House and will lead to nothing.
Ocasio-Cortez attacks the New Deal
Ocasio-Cortez attacks… the New Deal? Every day she seems to achieve a glorious new level of incomprehensibility and stupidity. Does she even realize the New Deal was Franklin D. Roosevelt’s legislation, the guy who is an icon of the Democrat Party? Who knows if she knows? Tomorrow she’ll probably address Einstein’s Theory of Relativity and explain why we need to divest.
SNOPES fact checks Alexandria Ocasio Cortez lack of intelligence
SNOPES fact checks Alexandria Ocasio Cortez’s lack of intelligence. Citing no actual evidence, they decided she is, in fact, smarter than a salamander. No, seriously.
So much for BuzzFeed’s bullshit
UPDATE: A spokesperson for the special counsel is disputing BuzzFeed News’ report. https://t.co/BEoMKiDypn pic.twitter.com/GWWfGtyhaE
— BuzzFeed News (@BuzzFeedNews) January 19, 2019
So much for BuzzFeed’s bullshit. Trump did not direct Cohen to lie to Congress.
Georgia man plotted attacks on White House, other DC sites, FBI says
Georgia man plotted attacks on White House, other DC sites, FBI says. Here’s a wakeup call for you boobs in Congress who don’t want a wall and want to import all the Muslims they can. We hope you heed it.
Citing an affidavit, Taheb allegedly intended “to attack the White House, and other targets of opportunity in the Washington, D.C., area, by using explosive devices.”
Nancy Pelosi tells Trump to stay home for SOTU
Today, I wrote to @realDonaldTrump recommending that we delay the State of the Union until after government re-opens, as the @SecretService, the lead federal agency for #SOTU security, faces its 26th day without funding. https://t.co/K2oL8WGvqo pic.twitter.com/g3fIlxDbbK
— Nancy Pelosi (@SpeakerPelosi) January 16, 2019
Nancy Pelosi tells Trump to stay home for SOTU. In our opinion Trump should send her a two word reply. Word one starts with “F” and word two starts with “Y.”
Freshman Democrat tries to take six-pack onto floor of House

Freshman Democrat tries to take six-pack onto floor of House. When he was told he couldn’t do that, he muttered something about it being Friday. Which tells you all you need to know about the chances of ever getting a full week of work out of this guy.
Even Vox Concedes Universal Background Checks Don’t Work
Even Vox Concedes Universal Background Checks Don’t Work. Congressional Democrats have yet another logic fail. They actually think criminals purchase guns legitimately.
CAGW Names Kamala Harris 2018 Porker of the Year
CAGW Names Kamala Harris 2018 Porker of the Year. We think she actually won “Porker of the year” in two categories.
Citizens Against Government Waste (CAGW) announced the results of its online poll for the 2018 Porker of the Year. There were five worthy candidates who were guilty of promoting patently flawed policies, defending wasteful boondoggles, and pushing a big-spending agenda.
Government set to shut down leaving 800,000 federal workers with their pay suspended as Senate adjourns after Democrats dig in and refuse to approve bill with billions assigned to Trump’s border wall
Government set to shut down leaving 800,000 federal workers with their pay suspended as Senate adjourns after Democrats dig in and refuse to approve bill with billions assigned to Trump’s border wall. So it’s not really a complete shutdown. We wonder how many of the 800,000 voted Democrat?
The Senate Waited Until Christmas To Reveal How Many Harassment Settlements Were Paid Out
The Senate Waited Until Christmas To Reveal How Many Harassment Settlements Were Paid Out. Of course we still don’t know who the harassers are.
Rosie O’Donnell lashes out at GOP senator over tax bill: ‘Do you think your family is proud of you?’
Rosie O’Donnell lashes out at GOP senator over tax bill: ‘Do you think your family is proud of you?’ Rosie goes cray-cray offers $2million bribes. Why isn’t she in jail?
https://twitter.com/Rosie/status/943321322200944641
Here Are The 12 Republicans Who Voted Against Tax Reform
Here Are The 12 Republicans Who Voted Against Tax Reform. In case you missed it.
- Dana Rohrabacher of California
- Darrell Issa of California
- Walter B. Jones of North Carolina
- Frank A. LoBiondo of New Jersey
- Christopher H. Smith of New Jersey
- Leonard Lance of New Jersey
- Rodney Frelinghuysen of New Jersey
- Lee Zeldin of New York
- Peter T. King of New York
- Dan Donovan of New York
- John J. Faso of New York
- Elise Stefanik of New York
Dems now want accused groper Al Franken back
Dems now want accused groper Al Franken back. Evidently Franken hasn’t reached his groping quota yet.

The Four Congressmen Remaining In Congress Despite Sexual Misconduct Accusations
The Four Congressmen Remaining In Congress Despite Sexual Misconduct Accusations. Funny how the Democrats and some Republicans screamed and moaned about Roy Moore and now we have crickets. We also still don’t have a list of who that $17 million sexual harassment slush fund paid out for.

How The Republican Senate Saved The ‘Death Tax’
How The Republican Senate Saved The ‘Death Tax.’You can thank RINO Republican Senators John McCain, Susan Collins and Mike Rounds, who eagerly accept bribes from insurance companies. Screw the peons.
Senator Al ‘Gropy’ Franken Resigns
Senator Al ‘Gropy’ Franken Resigns. Yes, he’s been run out of the Senate by his fellow democrats. Evidently they want to clean out their portion of the swamp so they can act like do-gooders for the 2018 mid-term election.

House rejects Trump impeachment resolution after Dem Rep. Al Green forces vote
House rejects Trump impeachment resolution after Dem Rep. Al Green forces vote. Impeaching Trump is so difficult even a caveman can’t do it.

Conyers says he’s ‘retiring today’ amid sexual misconduct allegations
Conyers says he’s ‘retiring today’ amid sexual misconduct allegations. How about the unfunny comedian Al Franken next? Conyers endorsed his son to replace him. We hope the apple fell far from the sexual harassment tree.