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That sound you hear is Al Gore sobbing: Only 35% still believe in man-made global warming

A new Rasmussen study that shows only 35% of Americans still believe in man-made global warming. When you subtract out all the people who make money off this colossal scam, we estimate that the resulting figure is about 2%.

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A new Rasmussen study that shows only 35% of Americans still believe in man-made global warming. When you subtract out all the people who make money off this colossal scam, we estimate that the resulting figure is about 2%.

Here are the details from Rasmussen:

Questions continue to mount over the science behind years of studies that say humans are chiefly to blame for global warming. But reflecting a trend that has been going on for more than a year, just 35% of U.S. voters now believe global warming is caused primarily by human activity.

The latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds that 47% think long-term planetary trends are mostly to blame, down three points from the previous survey in January. Eight percent say there is some other reason, and 10% aren’t sure.

But 56% say President Obama still believes that human activity is the main cause of global warming. That’s the highest finding on that question since last March.The president went to a United Nations summit in Copenhagen in December in hopes of reaching an international agreement that would limit human activities that some scientists say contribute to global warming.

Thirty-five percent? Hell, Al, you could find a higher percentage of people who believe in flying saucers. And with good reason.

Source: Rasmussen

Barack Obama said we have 57 states. Joe Biden apparently thinks one of them is the state of denial.

success of the Stimulus Bill while speaking in a state with an unemployment rate of 14%? Did no one tell Biden that Michigan lost more than 160,000 jobs last year?

How do you explain Joe Biden congratulating himself for the success of the Stimulus Bill while speaking in a state with an unemployment rate of 14%? Did no one tell Biden that Michigan lost more than 160,000 jobs last year?

Despite reality staring him squarely in the eyes, Biden patted himself on the back and told the people of Michigan, “It’s working.”

Then he ran to his foreign-made limousine, jumped in and said, “These stupid buckeyes don’t know how good they’ve got it.”

Yeah, we made up that last paragraph. But you have to admit that it sounds like something Biden would say.

Feverishly, Barbara pressed her soft, moist lips to Hillary’s pouting breasts

No, we can’t explain this photo. But Democrat Senators Chuck Schumer and HIllary Clinton appear to be making a Barbara Mikulski sandwich. A ménage à droit, so to speak.

No, we can’t explain this photo. But Democrat Senators Chuck Schumer and HIllary Clinton appear to be making a Barbara Mikulski sandwich. A ménage à droit, so to speak.

The thought is too horrifying to contemplate.

Donald Trump doesn’t want to work in Hollywood anymore

Donald Trump thinks Al Gore should be stripped of his fraudulently-obtained Nobel Peace Prize, an opinion that will not endear him to any of Hollywood’s greenies.

Donald Trump thinks Al Gore should be stripped of his fraudulently-obtained Nobel Peace Prize, an opinion that will not endear him to any of Hollywood’s greenies.

Naturally, the love Al Gore in the land of make believe. So a couple more comments like this one and they’ll run the star of television’s “The Apprentice” right out of Tinseltown.

The New York Post reports Trump’s comments:

“With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore,” the tycoon told members of his Trump National Golf Club in Westchester in a recent speech. “Gore wants us to clean up our factories and plants in order to protect us from global warming, when China and other countries couldn’t care less. It would make us totally noncompetitive in the manufacturing world, and China, Japan and India are laughing at America’s stupidity.” The crowd of 500 stood up and cheered.

Next time you’re out in Hollywood, Donald, maybe you could suggest that Gore return his Oscar, too.

Source: New York Post

President talks about middle class tax increases. And why he doesn’t go to church anymore.

President Obama says he is now “agnostic” about raising taxes on households making under $250,000 a year to help cut budget deficits, signaling a possible retreat from a campaign pledge.

After all those years listening to Reverend Wright’s inspirational sermons, President Obama is now agnostic. Which explains why he’s willing to break his campaign pledge and consider tax increases for the middle class. And, we assume, why he hasn’t chosen a new church in Washington, D.C.

The New York Daily News explains:

President Obama says he is now “agnostic” about raising taxes on households making under $250,000 a year to help cut budget deficits, signaling a possible retreat from a campaign pledge.

In an interview with Bloomberg BusinessWeek on newsstands Friday, Obama said a presidential budget commission needs to look at all options for deficit reduction – including tax increases and cuts in spending on such programs as Social Security and Medicare.

“The whole point of it is to make sure that all ideas are on the table,” Obama said. “So what I want to do is to be completely agnostic, in terms of solutions.”
Obama repeatedly vowed during the 2008 campaign to spare households earning less than $250,000 a year from tax increases.

Please join us now in this heartfelt prayer:

Lord, we beseech thee. Please save us from eternal taxation.

Source: New York Daily News

Dozens of new ways to be crazy. Brought to you by liberals.

According to the Daily Mail UK, there are “dozens of extravagantly titled ‘conditions’ under consideration for the latest edition of the Diagnostics and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders – the psychiatrists’ ‘bible’.”

Rahm Emanuel and the heartbreak of Intermittent Explosive Disorder.

According to the Daily Mail UK, there are “dozens of extravagantly titled ‘conditions’ under consideration for the latest edition of the Diagnostics and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders – the psychiatrists’ ‘bible’.”

“…the American Psychological Association, which compiles the manual, says the new disorders simply reflect changes in our society.”

Not only that, but if they don’t make every little personality quirk a “disorder,” poverty- stricken psychologists and psychiatrists will be unable to submit extravagant claims to their nearest ObamaCare payment processing center.

What kind of disorders are we talking about? Well, for example, it’s not that welfare deadbeat’s fault that he’s passive, dreamy and sluggish. He suffers from “sluggish cognitive temp disorder.”

It’s not Bill Clinton’s fault that he repeatedly acts out his sexual fantasies without any thought for the hurt it may cause others. He suffers from “Hypersexuality.”

Nor is it Hillary Clinton’s fault that she is not easily aroused. She suffers from “Sexual Arousal Disorder.”

It’s not those left wing blogger’s fault that they complain constantly. They suffer from “Negativistic Personality Disorder.

It’s not Rahm Emanuel’s fault that he screams obscenities. He suffers from “Intermittent Explosive Disorder.”

And on the conservative side, it’s not Dr. James Dobson’s fault that he “gets a thrill out of being appalled by pornography and other obscenities.” He suffers from “Mary Whitehouse Syndrome.”

Some experts think the whole thing is nonsense.

“Most of these diagnoses are meaningless and have no basis in science,” noted Richard Bentall, a professor of clinical psychology at Bangor University. “But the more disorders there are, the more private business psychiatrists get.”

Leave it to liberals to come up with a good excuse for a lousy personality.

Source: Daily Mail UK

When you’re done reading George Bush’s lips,
read Barack Obama’s

First, here’s George Bush’s infamous tax pledge. And now here’s Obama’s soon-to-be-infamous tax pledge.

First, here’s George Bush’s infamous tax pledge:

And now here’s Obama’s soon-to-be-infamous tax pledge:

Learned professor Barack H. Obama should study a little ancient history. A brief look back at the late 1980s would teach him what happens when a president breaks his pledge not to raise taxes.

Business Week reports Obama’s historic (but not unprecedented) misstep:

President Barack Obama said he is “agnostic” about raising taxes on households making less than $250,000 as part of a broad effort to rein in the budget deficit.

Obama, in a Feb. 9 Oval Office interview, said that a presidential commission on the budget needs to consider all options for reducing the deficit, including tax increases and cuts in spending on entitlement programs such as Social Security and Medicare.

“The whole point of it is to make sure that all ideas are on the table,” the president said in the interview with Bloomberg BusinessWeek, which will appear on newsstands Friday. “So what I want to do is to be completely agnostic, in terms of solutions.”

To ask a question that is asked more and more often these days, how’s that hope and change working out for you?

Source: Business Week

White House buried in snow, temporarily replacing the bullshit in which it’s been buried for the last year

An historic blizzard hit Washington, DC this weekend, burying the White House under several feet of snow. This, of course, is definitive proof of global warming.

An historic blizzard hit Washington, DC this weekend, burying the White House under several feet of snow. This, of course, is definitive proof of global warming.

Burka blues: Arab ambassador divorces wife after discovering she’s cross-eyed and bearded

An Arab ambassador in Dubai has had his marriage annulled after discovering his new wife is cross-eyed and has a beard.

As we learned during Watergate, the cover-up is always worse than the crime

You gotta figure this is going to happen occasionally when you live in a society where sexy is defined as “Did you see that chick’s eyes? Hubba hubba.”

An Arab ambassador in Dubai has had his marriage annulled after discovering his new wife is cross-eyed and has a beard, Gulf News reported on Wednesday, citing sources close to the case.

The ambassador, who was not named, petitioned a court in the emirate for a divorce and compensation of 500,000 dirhams ($136,202) for money spend on gifts, the UAE daily reported.

The man only found out about his wife’s appearance after the couple had signed a marriage contract and the husband wanted to kiss his spouse, the newspaper said.

The woman, a Gulf national, had worn a niqab each time they had met, it added.

“Every time the couple met, the bride would do her best not to reveal her entire face,” the source was quoted as saying.

“He claimed to the sharia court officials that when he wanted to kiss his wife-to-be, he discovered that she was bearded and cross-eyed as well.”

But she had a really nice personality.

Source: Maktoob News

Al Gore loses horse race by six-and-one-half lengths

A long-shot filly named GlobalWarmnSceptic won the first race of her hopefully long and fruitful career by six lengths. She paid 7-1/2 to one.

You’d have made a small fortune if you’d been at the thoroughbred horse races in the lovely little town of Naracoorte, South Australia the other day. Because you would have mortgaged your house to get enough money to bet on one horse in the second race.

A long-shot filly named GlobalWarmnSceptic won the first race of her hopefully long and fruitful career by six lengths. She paid 7-1/2 to one.

The only way it could have been better is if the second place horse had been named Algore.

Go, Sceptic, go.

Source: Tim Blair

Congressman Ted Poe, Texas Republican, tells it the way it is

We’d never heard of Texas Congressman Ted Poe until we saw this video clip. It’s two months old, but still funnier than hell. Ted Poe for President.

We’d never heard of Texas Congressman Ted Poe until we saw this video clip. It’s two months old, but still funnier than hell. Ted Poe for President.

Source: IOwnTheWorld.com

Democrats see writing on the wall. And on Diane Feinstein’s hand

Sarah Palin was an idiot because she wrote notes on the palm of her hand. But Diane Feinstein (D-Paradise Lost) was a genius.

Sarah Palin was an idiot because she wrote notes on the palm of her hand. But Diane Feinstein (D-Paradise Lost) was a genius.

Hypocrisy, thy name is Democrat.

Wanted: Proofreader. Must know how to use Twitter.

Ahhh, lovely Catalina Island, the bedazzling jewel that sits a mere 26 miles off the coast of Southern California. So beautiful. So charming. So..WTF?

Ahhh, lovely Catalina Island, the bedazzling jewel that sits a mere 26 miles off the coast of Southern California. So beautiful. So charming. So..WTF?

Let this be a lesson to you. When you’re tweeting about the romantic nature of the island, don’t save characters by abbreviating Valentines Day.

The Descent of Mann (with apologies to Charles Darwin)

If you want an accurate forecast on global climate change, you need to stick your head somewhere else – like a Michael Mann lecture.

Michael Mann has learned that several feet of snow trumps several years of bullshit

If you want an accurate weather forecast, just stick your head out the window.

If you want an accurate forecast on global climate change, you need to stick your head somewhere else – like a Michael Mann lecture.

Except when frigid temperatures (the result of global warming) and record amounts of snow (also the result of global warming) cancel the performance…uhhhh… the colloquium on climate change.

Mann, Penn State climatologist and lead suspect in the ClimateGate controversy, was slated to tell students at the University of Penn how the world was growing hotter. But according to an email to Instapundit, Mann’s colloquium has been cancelled for the most ironic of reasons:

“Today, Michael Mann was scheduled to give a colloquium on climate change at the University of Pennsylvania, where I am a graduate student. As you may know, Philadelphia has been hit by multiple snowstorms in the past week. Today, for what I am told is the first time since the mid-1990s, the university suspended normal operations due to snow, and his colloquium on climate change has been postponed.”

University officials are currently beseeching Gaia for mercy so that they can re-schedule the lecture.

Source: Instapundit

– Written by Sven Waring

Senator Rockefeller thinks President Obama is less than truthful a friggin’ liar

Senator Jay Rockefeller of West Virginia says Barack Obama is not believable to him any more.30

Jay Rockefeller: Proof that all the money in the world can't buy you brains

Senator Jay Rockefeller of West Virginia – that’s Democrat Senator Jay Rockefeller – was speaking in a committee meeting when he made the following comment about President Obama:

“He says ‘I’m for clean coal,’ and then he says it in his speeches, but he doesn’t say it in here. And he doesn’t say it in the minds of my own people. And he’s beginning to not be believable to me.”

Reality slowly begins to sink in.

Source: RealClearPolitics.com

New liberal lunacy: Save the planet by recycling your sex toys

The world is saved. Now there’s a website that teaches you how to recycle your sex toys to save the planet.

Will recycling deflate sales in the sex toy industry?

The world is saved. Now there’s a website that teaches you how to recycle your sex toys to save the planet.

Let’s just let SexToyRecycling.com speak for itself, because lord knows we couldn’t come up with anything nearly this creative:

Recycling your sex toys is just one way you can combine your passion in the bedroom with your love for the environment. Here are some other ecologically responsible alternatives.

Glass or metal sex toys are eco-friendly, durable, and often beautifully designed. Their production process is relatively non-toxic and has little environmental impact, and they will outlast their rubber counterparts many times over. Other accessories like paddles are available in recycled rubber and sustainably harvested, ecologically treated wood.

You can decrease the use of petroleum and its derivatives by using organic lubes and massage oils. Also, when buying lingerie or fetish wear, avoid petroleum derived synthetic materials like polyester and nylon in favor of natural fibers such as cotton and silk. If you have a battery-powered vibrator, buy a set of rechargeable batteries; standard batteries contain extremely toxic and corrosive chemicals.

If you need a sex toy there may be one closer than you think, in your refrigerator or around the house. Fruits and vegetables like bananas and cucumbers make a simple and inexpensive substitute for a dildo. Many common items like electric toothbrushes or hairbrush handles can also be used for pleasure. And with a little imagination and ingenuity, you can create improvised sex toys and give a second life to materials like plastic bags, shampoo bottles, toilet paper tubes, and rubber gloves.

The website’s “About Us” page is even more enlightening:

Our vision was inspired by an open trash bin full of discarded sex toys. Dildos, vibrators, and anal toys – an entire collection – had been thrown away with other rubbish. What a waste. What if there was some way to recycle sex toys that people didn’t want any longer? This is how the idea for Sex Toy Recycling was born.

WTF? What kind of neighborhood do they live in where the trash bins are full of discarded sex toys?

Sign us up. Because we’re really eager to use someone stranger’s discarded anal toy.

(To tell the truth, we’re not even sure what an anal toy is, but we suspect that the asses who run SexToyRecycling.com are intimately familiar with the subject.)

Source: SexToyRecycling.com via Andrew Bolt

63% of voters think congress sucks, shouldn’t be re-elected

A new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds that 63% of likely voters believe, generally speaking, that it would be better for the country if most incumbents in Congress were defeated this November.

John Murtha (D-Hell), one incumbent who isn't worried about voter wrath this November

Vote the bums out. That’s the clear message being sent by most American voters. And they’re looking straight at congress when they say it.

Rasmussen tells the terrifying tale for incumbents:

Most voters think the country would be better off if the majority of the current Congress wasn’t reelected this November, and their confidence in their own congressman continues to fall.

A new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds that 63% of likely voters believe, generally speaking, that it would be better for the country if most incumbents in Congress were defeated this November.
Just 19% disagree and say it would be better if most congressional incumbents were reelected. Another 18% aren’t sure.

The Political Class strongly rejects these views, however. While 78% of Mainstream voters say it would be better for the country if most of the current Congress was turned out of office, 89% of the Political Class think it would be better if most were reelected.

Political class. Two words that are increasing contradictory.

Source: Rasmussen Reports

More voters now believe Obama is post post-partisan

Remember that post-partisan era we were supposed to follow Barack Obama’scoronation inauguration? Gone. Done. Finished. Kaput.

Remember that post-partisan era we were supposed to follow Barack Obama’s coronation inauguration? Gone. Done. Finished. Kaput.

Consider this Rasmussen video just a little more evidence that the trend is not the President’s friend.

Source: Rasmussen Reports

A video guaranteed to piss you off: the IndyMac Bank scandal

George Soros to the rescue! We always suspected that the banks that acquired “failed” banks got some pretty sweet deals. But this is ridiculous.

George Soros to the rescue! We always suspected that the banks that acquired “failed” banks got some pretty sweet deals. But this is ridiculous.

You’re a conservative because you’re impractical, irrational and immoral

You are a conservative because you’re impractical, irrational and immoral. That’s the only logical conclusion to draw from comments made by Jere P. Surber.

Typical conservative as viewed by typical pointy-headed liberal professor

That’s the only logical conclusion to draw from comments made by Jere P. Surber, a pointy-headed professor of philosophy at the University of Denver, as he explained why academics are liberals:

It is because we liberal-arts professors … have carefully studied the actual dynamics of history and culture; and we have trained ourselves to think in complex, nuanced, and productive ways about the human condition that so many of us are liberals …

We’re here and mostly liberal by practical deliberation, factual investigation, and rational and moral conviction.

Shut the hell up, Surber.

Because in addition to being impractical, irrational and immoral, we conservatives are also a little testy.

Source: The Chronicle

Iranians announce that they love President Obama.
And that they have weapons grade uranium.

How’s that hope and change working? How’s that smart power working? How’s that “we’ll-talk-to-Iran-with-no-preconditions” working? The Iranians laugh at our President. And who can really blame them?

How’s that hope and change working? How’s that smart power working? How’s that “we’ll-talk-to-Iran-with-no-preconditions” working?

The Iranians laugh at our President. And who can really blame them?

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