Hate Mail

For everyone who loves IHateTheMedia.com, there’s someone who hates IHateTheMedia.com. We welcome both sides. In fact, here’s a place for you haters to express yourself. Have at it. Give us hell. (But do it with decent language or we’ll disemvowel your message.

Note: This is for IHTM haters only. No other comments please.

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Red Robster January 2, 2014 at 3:10 pm

GGGRRRRRRRRRR can’t find IHTM wear, accessories on the site you said i could find them on. grrrrrr.

imanerd11 April 5, 2013 at 4:44 pm

I have posted in another place about the site boycottliberalism. I have just a bit ago found the umbrella site owned by the person who runs that first site, and it lists ALL of his conservative sites.


Thought I’d share.

poppajoe49 April 5, 2013 at 6:09 pm
imanerd11 April 2, 2013 at 10:25 am

Ever since I’ve seen the “A liberal is someone who’s so open-minded that their brains have fallen out” saying, I’ve been spreading the word to all my liberal friends, and conservatives alike. The conservatives love it, and the ..well I only surround myself with likeable people so the liberals happen to not care much. But I LOVE the saying, and it’s my NEW favorite saying.

I have it on one of my sites as a quote. I’m parading it, but you’ve said it reminds you of a saying you’ve SEEN somewhere, which tells me it’s not yours, I am not claiming it’s mine: I put unknown.
To the friends of mine, I tell them about the website. *smiles*

Komedian killer July 22, 2012 at 5:04 pm

This is completely illrelevant.
I hate that movies are labeled romantic comedy… How is comedy romantic?That’s an oxy moron from hell and back. Humor in general is about as useful as toxic bowl syndrome. Have you realized your rejoicing over dysfunctional sh**? No I don’t hate you because your faster smarter better more beautiful. I hate you because you torture me you fu**tard comedian… I think I hate the divine for liking the telling of jokes. For all you comedians out there get a fu***** life dip sh** besides focusing on my and others misery, you peice of sh**!!!

poppajoe49 July 22, 2012 at 5:44 pm

Sounds like you don’t have enough fiber in your diet.

RobertW July 25, 2012 at 9:50 pm

papajoe can i please get out my red pen
pretty pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase??????????

with sugar on top, and a cherry?

maybe even i get drb to wave at ya sometime. 🙂 puweeeeeeeeeeeze?

TheBad July 25, 2012 at 9:08 pm

Perhaps you need to take more naps? You’re a wee bit cranky.

Karmaa July 26, 2012 at 2:15 am

How sad. Seriously – I would rather be blind or deaf than not have a sense of humor.

RobertW July 26, 2012 at 2:29 am

um, Karmaa, try it sometime.

soz, i beenup mebbe more’n 2 days. but it’s ok, i’m just resolving issues with myself.

i was being flippantly caustic. eh, whaddamighonadoo?

flashingscotsman February 6, 2013 at 5:21 pm

Well, Karmaa my dear, my sight is slowly getting worse, and my ears haven’t worked well for quite some time. But I DO still enjoy humor. I hope that never goes away.

Sargent Baker July 21, 2012 at 3:07 am

I think liberal extremists are nuts, as well as conservative extremists. Both sides are filled with complete ignoramuses. But thank you both. The left and right wings both allow me to fly. On their own, well it’s pretty straightforward. Get on a plane with one wing and see what happens.

flashingscotsman July 21, 2012 at 8:46 am

Most planes have only one wing, Baker. There happens to be a fuselage in the middle of it,where the support equipment goes, but it is the single wing that keeps it flying.

Sargent Baker July 21, 2012 at 9:37 am

Yeah but it’s not a “left wing,” or a “right wing.” It’s just “the wing.” The only way it works is if there’s balance. You don’t find the fuselage on the side. The plane only flies if it’s in the middle.

TheBad July 25, 2012 at 9:10 pm

Ah, balance. Please enlighten me on the “balanced” approach to the Constitution. As far as I can tell, one either honors it or one does not.

People who identify themselves as “middle of the road”, “moderate”, or “undecided” are people who have no ability to think for themselves. Choose a position and stand for it, noodle.

RobertW July 25, 2012 at 11:46 pm

the flying wings have no fuselage dude.

flashingscotsman February 6, 2013 at 5:19 pm

Sorry, Sarge, not true.


You can strive for “balance” if you like, I prefer to be biased towards what’s right.

RobertW July 25, 2012 at 11:45 pm

I willingly jumped out a perfectly good airplane several times. I doubt the current Commander in Chief has what it takes to Ask his troops to follow where he hasn’t gone.
That being said. i don’t trust him, his politics, or his words, but, and this only works if you believe that God puts princes on their thrones, for his own good and perfect will, ergo, this nation was founded on and has pursued overall, Christian morality, we can’t always get what we want, but I believe we can be assured that there is a God, and Barry ain’t Him.

jack July 16, 2012 at 9:40 am

“I hate the media.”

Of course you do. You’ve said it. We’ve said it. Hell, everyone’s said it. Day in and day out, we’re bombarded by blatant bias. Insulted by idiot anchors. Harangued by Hollywood halfwits. Aurally assaulted by so-called singers.

Television. Radio. Newspapers. Magazines. Films. Music. They all deserve to die slow, painful deaths. Oh, what’s that? They are dying slow, painful deaths? Well, in that case, it appears that life really is fair.

Our goal at “I Hate the Media” is to point out all the bias and the blindness. All the lies and the lunacy. All the fakes and the phonies. All the morons and the myopic.

The thing is, there just aren’t enough hours in the day.

You say your not biased but from everything I’ve read on here is highly biased and just down right stupid. I suggest people not waste their time on this site because its just full of the same bullshit that you see on CNN and FOX. Liberal and Democrat arguments this is the biggest joke of a media outlet I have ever seen. If people actually take this site seriously then I feel bad for them…Helen Keller has more brains then anyone that writes these cockamamie articles.

Notsosilent July 16, 2012 at 10:16 am

Thanks for stopping by the short bus will be here shortly to take you back to whatever liberal shithole you came from. This is a conservative site where people share their complaints about the media which sucks, and the administration of this country which really, really sucks. If you don’t like it, feel free to hope on the short bus for a ride home.

PsychoDad July 16, 2012 at 10:34 am

Not at all. We are proudly biased in favor of rational thought, the US Constitution, liberty, and the free market.

We are just as biased against all forms of socialism, no matter what mask it wears, and tyranny which would erode our Constitutional liberties in the name of same amorphous and ill-defined “greater good.”

Any questions?

PsychoDad July 16, 2012 at 10:35 am

PS — “you’re,” not “your.” Maybe you’ll get to that in 6th grade.

Barb R July 16, 2012 at 2:42 pm

“PS — “you’re,” not “your.”

Hence the need for the short bus, aye?

flashingscotsman February 9, 2013 at 12:47 pm

Me? Unbiased? Not in THIS lifetime.

MGAP December 28, 2013 at 7:04 am

“than anyone” not “then anyone.” 2nd grade.

FormerlyDeanH July 16, 2012 at 2:45 pm

I’m reading David Kahane’s “Rules for Conservative Radicals” and this just called to me, asking to be posted right here, I don’t know why.

“From the beginning of this sad, benighted country, the battle for the soul of America has been waged over one simple issue; the individual vs. the state. König Georg against this terrorist, how you call him, George Washington. You forsook the peace and security of a loving tyranny for the deep uncertainty of ‘freedom.’ Und yet, we cultured Europeans continue to hold out the red hand of friendship.”

flashingscotsman July 17, 2012 at 6:29 am

I have never at any time claimed to be unbiased. Of course I’m biased. In the direction of freedom, and justice, for all.

poppajoe49 July 17, 2012 at 5:47 am

What’s the matter jack, forget the password for your tom personna?

tom July 16, 2012 at 9:35 am

This website is for fucking retards. This is quite possible the most biased and untruthful media outlet on the internet….dumb people..

Notsosilent July 16, 2012 at 10:13 am

Well retard…why don’t you leave? We certainly won’t miss a stupid fucking liberal, I mean there are so many out there…Another opinionated liberal will drop by shortly to post more insane bullshit and left wing hate.

Barb R July 16, 2012 at 2:43 pm

“This website is for fucking retards. ”

Ah yes, the “tolerant” left again. Is that how the left refers to the mentally challenged behind their backs?

I guess I should be happy that he didn’t call us gay.

poppajoe49 July 17, 2012 at 5:43 am

This website is for fucking retards.

No tom, if you want to have sex with the mentally challenged, try picking up one of the “girls” at the KOS or MM. I’m sure Janeane Garafalo or Rosie O’Donnell would love to flirt with you.

flashingscotsman July 17, 2012 at 6:27 am

Flirting with Janeane or Rosie? I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

poppajoe49 July 17, 2012 at 6:59 am

But a good libtard would drool over those 2 examples of leftist, feminine, pulchritude!

flashingscotsman July 21, 2012 at 8:42 am

That’s because a good libtard looks past the superficiality of a pretty face, or body, and sees the beauty of the person withi,…..um,………..never mind.

poppajoe49 February 9, 2013 at 12:24 pm

Well tom, you’re partly right.
What you missed is that we are pointing out the biased and untruthful media, and we attract stupid people like you.
The word regard is a perjorative, and shows me that you haven’t finished your progressive training.
Now go back to school and learn something.

gabe May 23, 2012 at 8:03 pm

Haha this is the most interesting part of this website, God I love flamewars!

Tae May 23, 2012 at 10:34 pm

I think you’re the one who’s flaming. 😀

BritM May 9, 2012 at 8:59 am

this video is stupid.
i think the term
“drink the kool-aid”
is a much better fit for those right winged republicans who are stuck in their ways with your unwavering beliefs/brainwashing.

Sidekick May 9, 2012 at 12:50 pm

And left wingers drink what and are stuck in what?

Rick May 9, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Didn’t you mean suck what?

PsychoDad May 10, 2012 at 1:58 pm

O wow, how ORIGINAL!!! Blimey, guv’nah, Oi bets you’ve even got A Levels, yer so bleedin glib!

Tae May 24, 2012 at 3:57 am

Have you wavered recently in your left wing[ed] beliefs?

*flap flap flap*

TheBad July 25, 2012 at 9:01 pm

BritM said, “I think” …

There’s your problem, pal. Try to avoid activities in which you have no talent or experience.

poppajoe49 February 9, 2013 at 12:18 pm

Brit reminds me of a saying I once heard.
A liberal is someone so open minded that their brains fell out.

Waken May 6, 2012 at 7:51 pm

The accepted definition of “media” is as follows: Noun;
“The main means of mass communication regarded collectively.”
-Dictionary.com – Answers.com – Merriam-Webster – The Free Dictionary

This is a medium.

CO2Insanity May 6, 2012 at 7:59 pm

In your case it’s ass communication.

Waken May 6, 2012 at 9:22 pm
CO2Insanity May 6, 2012 at 9:37 pm
Waken May 6, 2012 at 9:40 pm

Childish arguments are irrelevant.

CO2Insanity May 7, 2012 at 5:08 am

Yes you are irrelevent.

TheBad July 25, 2012 at 8:56 pm

“Childish arguments are irrelevant”

Yeah? I know you are, but what am I?

Cruz missiles are duds June 15, 2013 at 11:33 pm

Ooh..some of that there Fox wit!! Speaking of asses…

Daved August 24, 2014 at 7:06 pm

Speaking wits, you’re halfway there.

Ghengivitis Khan May 7, 2012 at 10:40 am

I went over to Amazon dotcom thinking the website would you know like be about a river in South America. Man I was totally surprised at what I found. Those guys have got a website there that is totally not conforming to the accepted definition of the term. Spread the word.

flashingscotsman May 7, 2012 at 2:03 pm

I’m there all the time, Khan. I just ordered some more photographic equipment, and a bag to carry it in. And if you have a Kindle, LOTS of good reading. For free!

And I keep saying nothing is free.

Ghengivitis Khan May 9, 2012 at 3:27 am

Yes, I like them too . . . they are awesome!

Waken May 8, 2012 at 11:11 pm

You don’t enter the amazon.com to a banner saying “We hate all online stores!” or the onion, saying “We hate parodies!”… See the difference between those sites and this one is that, this one is directly cognitively dissonant from its title. Meaning it’s direct hypocrisy. Those other sites aren’t direct opposites from what their names are. This one is. That might be something to think about.

Ghengivitis Khan May 9, 2012 at 3:34 am

If the onion ran a banner that said ““We hate parodies!” that in itself would be a parody and not at all in variance with what the site was about. You must have been very confused when you read the following by Mark Twain:

“Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.

You must also be very confused by the use of the word hyperbole and the accepted definition that it enjoys. Although I’m certain the people running this site and contributing to it have no love for the mainstream media.

Waken May 13, 2012 at 5:04 pm

If the onion did that… if this, if that. You must be this. You must be that. If this, then you must be blah blah blah. Quit your assumptions and believing them to the fullest you poor delusional soul.

Ghengivitis Khan May 13, 2012 at 5:32 pm

It took you four days to come up with that? Probably should have just left it alone and let everybody forget about your monumental fail.

Waken May 13, 2012 at 5:27 pm

Oh and great pinpointing in my words… lets see how your argument goes up against Amazon.com and “We hate all online stores!”

Ghengivitis Khan May 13, 2012 at 5:33 pm

I went over to Amazon dotcom thinking the website would you know like be about a river in South America. Man I was totally surprised at what I found. Those guys have got a website there that is totally not conforming to the accepted definition of the term. Spread the word.

poppajoe49 May 9, 2012 at 4:14 am

Waken, you just proved the point that this site ISN’T THE MEDIA!
This site is here to point out the hyprocricy of the MSM. Don’t you get that?
Not too bright, are you?

Waken May 13, 2012 at 5:18 pm

Well of course mainstream media is hypocritical. Hypocrisy is everywhere if you look for it. My comments are pointing out that this is a MEDIUM. Not that it’s THE MEDIA. It constitutes part of the internet, which is a broader medium. All of which is part of THE MEDIA. So to say “I Hate THE MEDIA” is to include this site in that hate. And YES I know what a hyperbole is. You use that excuse when someone points out the hypocrisy of trying “to point out the hyprocricy of the MSM,” according to poppajoe49. You spelled hypocrisy wrong by the way.

Ghengivitis Khan May 13, 2012 at 5:41 pm

Well you see waken. Sometimes when you say a word it refers to one thing. And sometimes when you say a word it means something else. Take, for example, the word douche bag. When I say you are a douche bag I don’t mean that you are literally a product intended for feminine hygiene. And when I say you are a douche bag not many people reading the statement are likely to think that is what I meant. See big boys and girls know how to use context and sort through ambiguity without having to have everything specifically explained to them. It is a rather non complex skill set. Please feel free to write back once you have mastered it.

poppajoe49 May 13, 2012 at 9:36 pm

Just like when I call Waken an asshole, I don’t actually mean a sphinctre muscle, and everyone here knows I am not literally calling you a sphinctre muscle.

BTW, have you never made a typo? When I spelled hypocricy, and added the “r” where there should be none, did you consider that possibility? Of course not, because you’re an asshole!

TheBad July 25, 2012 at 8:59 pm

Waken: how can you suck and blow at the same time? That’s talent.

flashingscotsman February 6, 2013 at 4:58 pm

It’s called circular breathing, Bad. It’s a required part of being a skilled didjeridu player. I haven’t mastered it yet.

GhostntheMachine February 6, 2013 at 5:26 pm

Damn Flash, made me look it up. Now I know.

Waken May 8, 2012 at 11:14 pm

Seriously? Wow… what a childish remark. What are you, 5?

poppajoe49 May 9, 2012 at 4:15 am

Spoken as a true irrelevant, trying to make himself relevant.

Waken May 13, 2012 at 4:42 pm

So clearly with this site, stupidity is most relevant.

poppajoe49 May 13, 2012 at 9:24 pm

Only in as much as you are still allowed to post here.

flashingscotsman May 14, 2012 at 7:39 am

Nor when I call the Dark Dildo a Dipstick. I do NOT mean that he is lowered into an engine to check the level of lubricant. Now, when I call him a Dildo, I am obviously being facetious, since I never expect him to be in the vicinity of an adult vagina.

ihateihatethemedia February 6, 2013 at 12:39 am

Then what about the “c” where there should be an “s”?

You know, this epitomizes the blind, angry stupidity of this entire site. You had the opportunity to notice fully the mistake you made and defend yourself based on the irrelevance of spelling to the argument but instead you asserted yourself as an infallible spelling genius, defending your error as merely a typo, and then spelled it incorrectly AGAIN, in a whole new way…

You can never be wrong about ANYTHING, can you?

Well, if anything, you HAVE hit upon a much more appropriate name for the site.

Daved August 24, 2014 at 7:14 pm

Now, when you say he’s an adult vagina, are you inferring that he has a little dick, or he’s a pussy.

poppajoe49 August 24, 2014 at 7:25 pm

You need to reread the post. You missed the point.

Not so silent February 6, 2013 at 2:57 am

Get cut off from your crack cocaine? You seem a wee bit testy, out of sorts and angry, ahhhh You must be a libturd they are always out of sorts, testy, angry and hate this place…..What rank of Grammar Nazi are you? Must be at least a Field Marshall.

ihateihatethemedia February 6, 2013 at 6:01 am

You got me! I’m a classic…uh…”libturd”? My dealer’s gone AWOL and I thought I’d release my withdrawal-fueled frustration by ridiculing a bunch of poor hapless right-wing radicals disenfranchised by My Lord Obama’s glorious communist policies. You were wrong on one point though—I’m a SPELLING Nazi, not a Grammar Nazi.

Talking of “hyprocricy”, WHO’S testy? The one who critiques this site on a page that specifically states “This is for IHTM haters only. No other comments please.” or the one who’s idea of a rebuttal is calling the other a drug-addicted “libturd” Grammar Nazi?

Goddammit—where’s my crack!

poppajoe49 February 6, 2013 at 6:39 am

Apparently, it’s where you have your head stuck.
Gee, I’m sorry if I misspelled hypocrisy, but I was a math and engineering major, not an english major. I don’t give a flying rats ass if you don’t like my one misspelled word, but just to keep your drug need low, I’m now using Chrome as my primary browser, and it has automatic spell check, so on the odd occurrence that I do misspell something, I will fix it before you need another dose of black tar heroin.
Now, isn’t it time for you to go back to teaching your 3rd graders? I’m sure they must hate you.

Kip Hooker February 6, 2013 at 8:25 am


Ouch! That left a mark.

Not so silent February 6, 2013 at 1:15 pm

Bad things happen when you type with your head firmly planted in your ass….I am sure there is a government foundation to help I hate,, perhaps the Society for the Prevention of Head Up Ass..SPHUA

poppajoe49 February 6, 2013 at 4:21 pm
ihateihatethemedia February 6, 2013 at 5:37 pm

I can hardly believe it Poppajoe! You actually admitted you made the mistake. You CAN be wrong about something.

Very clever with the crack = crack, by the way. I’ve got to be careful not to use any words that could be read as parts of human anatomy from now on, because you geniuses can somehow twist it into the most biting personal attack. I’ll try not to use “but”. I don’t get the 3rd graders thing though…

And Not So Silent…Grammar Nazi Field Marshall? Society for the Prevention of Head Up Ass (SPHUA for short)? You are VERY original aren’t you.

You have all ignored my actual question though:
Why on a page that purports to be “for IHTM haters only” does “hate mail” like mine get disliked to invisibility and ripped to shreds by all three members of the site, like a pack of hungry wolves, whose own comments get liked so much that they actually become highlighted? This isn’t a hate mail forum, this is a hate mail lion pit. Some sort of bait and switch…

I really wish I could snort my crack right now…no wait! My “cocaine”.

GhostntheMachine February 6, 2013 at 5:44 pm

1-800-CRY-BABY, it’s free (just like ØbamaCare).

All four members of the site. Pay attention ;P

Alien February 6, 2013 at 7:18 pm

@Ihate while conceivable that disabling the voting on this particular page might be worth consideration, you did drop in like a bag of hammers, all about angry blind stupidity. I’ve found insults to be the enemy of rational discourse

ihateihatethemedia February 6, 2013 at 8:29 pm

All FOUR members, GhostntheMachine? You gave yourself away with “1-800-CRY-BABY”—you’re obviously the same person as Not so silent.

Alien, “I’ve found insults to be the enemy of rational discourse” is the most intelligent thing I’ve found on this site. Although, I didn’t think my “angry blind stupidity” comment was too harsh considering the post I was responding to was this from poppajoe:
“BTW, have you never made a typo? When I spelled hypocricy, and added the “r” where there should be none, did you consider that possibility? Of course not, because you’re an asshole!”

Your comment is also pretty rich considering I’ve received hardly anything BUT crude personal insults since I posted here, and that this page is filled with assholes, dildos, douches and nap-deprived babies, not to mention people who both suck and blow.

Also, did I really drop in “like a bag of hammers” on a hate mail page that “welcomes both sides”?

Anyway, this has been an absolute gas, and a worthy distraction from my withdrawal symptoms. But it’s just about passed its use-by date. So, unless someone posts something particularly heinous, I’m gonna fade back into the mysterious socialist haven from whence I came.

PS: Yes, I said “but”.

Not so silent February 6, 2013 at 9:22 pm

Hey Ghost that’s pretty cool, I is You, can I loan me twenty bucks? It appears I hate is a wee bit short on investigative skills too….another day another wonk..but without them, this would be a real boring place, Okay dingleberry, which one of me is speaking to you now?

GhostntheMachine February 6, 2013 at 9:31 pm

And here I thought I was gonna have to move to Kali and really work on my tan 😉 Maybe practice my “Freeze, Police!”, buy some handcuffs. LMAO.

And sure, here, I’ll spot me $20.

poppajoe49 February 7, 2013 at 12:19 am

Ok ihihtm, how about this. You don’t like the regulars here ragging on you? Go back to Media Matters and get your ego stroked there. We will do as we like here, we’ve earned that privilege.
BTW, your attempt to insult me with the “genius” comment doesn’t work, because my IQ average is in the 140’s.

Alien February 8, 2013 at 2:07 pm

@ihihtm wait.. are you Waken? I was slow on the uptake, thought you just dropped in on an old thread

flashingscotsman February 6, 2013 at 9:21 pm

Circular breathing? Or didjeridu? I’ve been making didjeridus for quite a few years now, just haven’t learned how to play very well.

GhostntheMachine February 6, 2013 at 9:36 pm


And to quote that Great American Thinker Bart Simpson, “I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows at the same time”.

flashingscotsman February 8, 2013 at 10:40 pm

I make most of my best didjeridus out of yucca stalks, like this one.


But when I want to give one to somebody to encourage them to learn to play, I usually give them a PVC one, like this.


GhostntheMachine February 8, 2013 at 10:55 pm

So you hollow it out with something really hot? wondered how that worked. ‘Rangs too? jk Flash.