How did Mueller manage to indict an imaginary defendant? Robert Mueller might be the most incompetent law enforcement official ever. He makes the Broward County Sheriff’s Department look like Sherlock Holmes. This mistake might even top the time he arrested an innocent man for anthrax terrorism because two dogs wagged their tails. Defense attorney:
“And the reason for that, Your Honor, is I think we’re dealing with a situation of the government indicting the proverbial ham sandwich. That company didn’t exist as a legal entity during the time period alleged by the government.”