C’mon, President Obama, you’re starting to sound like Bill Clinton when he said “It depends on what the definition of is is.”
It’s jihad. It’s not that tough a concept.
“Well, the phrase Jihad has a lot of meanings within Islam, and is subject to a lot of different interpretations,” President Obama said. “…The overwhelming majority view their obligations to their religion as ones that reaffirm peace and justice and fairness and tolerance…”
We think the problem here is homophonic. All this time we thought people were saying, “Islam is a religion of peace” when they were actually saying “Islam is a religion of pieces.”
As in, “After the suicide bomber set off his bomb, there was a piece of him over here and another piece of him over there, because, you know, Islam is a religion of pieces.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCllTEankoA
H/T: BluegrassPundit.com