Monty Python explains ObamaCare’s mandatory “end of life counseling” program

ObamaCare features mandatory “end of life counseling” for seniors every five years. Monty Python helps explain this is a very complex concept.

ObamaCare features mandatory “end of life counseling” for seniors every five years. This is a very complex concept and many people wonder exactly what it means.

It’s all explained in this clip from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail.”

Thing is, when Monty Python explains it, it’s funny. With ObamaCare, not so much.

Source: The Big Feed

Are you getting Fishy emails from David Axelrod?

Numerous readers have written to tell that out of no where they have received emails from the White House or officials in the Obama administration. One person told us he received a threatening email from David Axelrod. Tell us your story.

Numerous readers have written to tell that out of no where they have received emails from the White House or officials in the Obama administration. One person told us he received a threatening email from David Axelrod. We are very interested in hearing your stories; please post them in the comments section. Tell us content, the sending domain/email, the signature, date, and if you are you on any White House mailing lists? We are not interested in forwarded emails.

Given the extreme arrogance of Robert Gibbs, as you can see in the video of his exchange with Fox News correspondent Major Garrett, we expect to get an email of our own. Maybe a phone call. Maybe a visit.

Who’d a thunk it? People in New York like free money.

A $200 back-to-school giveaway for needy kids sparked a mad rush for money on the streets of New York on Tuesday.
 Who’d a thunk it?

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If only we could talk Arianna Huffington into giving us $175 million. We have a feeling that IHateTheMedia.com could become the world’s most popular website if we were simply able to redistribute that wealth to our readers.

The New York Daily News reports on free money mania in New York:

A $200 back-to-school giveaway for needy kids sparked a mad rush for money on the streets of New York on Tuesday.


“It’s free money!” said Alecia Rumph, 26, who waited in a Morris Park, Bronx, line 300 people deep for the cash to buy uniforms and book bags for her two kids.


“Thank God for Obama. He’s looking out for us.”

Get it right, Alecia. Thank the taxpayers who involuntarily ponied up the “free” money.

Source: New York Daily News

The Obama-rama: More Obama’s popping up everywhere

Politicians around the world are attempting to jump on the Barack Obama bandwagon just as its wheels are starting to come off here in the United States.

Chuka Umanna, the British Barack Obama. Has anyone seen his birth certificate?
Chuka Umanna, the British Barack Obama. Has anyone seen his birth certificate?

In a case of remarkably bad timing, politicians around the world are attempting to jump on the Barack Obama bandwagon just as its wheels are starting to come off here in the United States.

For example, in Russia, an immigrant from Guinea-Bissau named Joaquim Crima is running for office in his small town on the Volga River. Using a twist on a common Russian phrase, Crima’s advertising campaign says, “I will toil like a Negro.”
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Democrats reveal the truth about ObamaCare and your private insurance

Here is the truth about Obamacare, as spoken among friends by Barack Obama, NPR’s Julie Rovner, Rep. Jan Schakowsky and Yale professor Jakob Hacker, the architect of the ObamaCare sham.

Here it is. The truth as spoken among friends by Barack Obama, NPR’s Julie Rovner, Rep. Jan Schakowsky and Yale professor Jakob Hacker, the architect of the ObamaCare sham.

In the words of VerumSerum.com, “Jacob Hacker has been a key player in the formation of the public plan strategy, dating back over 5 years. We thought it was time someone shined some light on the ulterior motives embedded within his plan. The mainstream media has been well-aware of the historical players and developments related to the public plan option, and the fact that they have not been bringing all aspects of this to the public’s attention is yet another clear illustration of liberal media bias.”

Hoisted on their own petard. (We’ve always loved that phrase and would like to thank the Democrats for giving us this opportunity to use it).

Source: Verum Serum

The worst argument ever for ObamaCare: It will be like the post office

Let’s just ignore all the stuttering and stammering from the Wizard of Uhs. Let’s concentrate on his contention that ObamaCAre will be good because it’s like the post office.

Let’s just ignore all the stuttering and stammering from the Wizard of Uhs. Let’s concentrate on his contention that ObamaCAre will be good because it’s like the post office.

  1. The post office has no competition. It has a monopoly on first class mail. Much like ObamaCare will have a monopoly on healthcare.
  2. Despite that monopoly, they lose money hand-over-fist every year. Much like ObamaCAre will have a monopoly on healthcare.
  3. Fedex and UPS eat the post office’s lunch where they actually compete. Much like insurance companies…uhhhh…well, there won’t really be any insurance companies to compete with ObamaCare.

The Greatest President In History, who has never worked in private enterprise, shows absolutely no understanding of how that real world thing works.

Everybody loves a dog. Especially a conservative anti-Obama dog.

Everybody loves a dog. Especially a conservative anti-Obama dog. This may be the smartest dog in the world. He’s definitely smarter now than 52% of the American voters were last November.

This may be the smartest dog in the world. He’s definitely smarter now than 52% of the American voters were last November.

The War on Terror is over, but the War on Mobs has just begun

Homeland Security announced that the United States is not engaged in a “War on Terror.” At the same time, President Obama and the rest of the Democrat party declared war on American citizens, calling them “angry mobs,” “hooligans” and “civic vigilantes.”

In a strange juxtaposition of events, the Obama administration proudly announced on Thursday that the War on Terror is over and simultaneously announced that the War on Mobs has begun.
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Emperor who has no clothes named to best-dressed list

Ooooh, fashion. Vanity Fair put together its 2009 International Best Dressed List. As you would expect, the Greatest President In History and the Most Beautiful First Lady In History both made the list.

Ooooh, fashion. Vanity Fair put together its 2009 International Best Dressed List. As you would expect, the Greatest President In History and the Most Beautiful First Lady In History both made the list.

C’mon, these two could wear T-shirts that say, “My parents went to Kenya and all I got was this lousy T-shirt” and tin foil hats and the biased liberal media would still salute them as fashnion icons.

Vanity Fair says Michelle Obama is well-dressed. Who are we to argue with Vanity Fair?
Vanity Fair says Michelle Obama is well-dressed. Who are we to argue with Vanity Fair?

What Vanity Fair said about Michelle:

FIRST LADY MICHELLE OBAMA Residences: Washington, D.C., and Chicago. Occupation: First Lady of the United States. Age: 45. Notable Ensembles of 2009: Inauguration wardrobe; black Moschino organza top, skirt, and silk veil worn when meeting Pope Benedict XVI. Favorite Boutique: Ikram, in Chicago. Signature Wardrobe Item: Cardigan sweaters. Jewelry: Double-strand pearls. Shoe Designers: Jimmy Choo, Puma, Lanvin. Favorite Bargain-Hunting Locale: J. Crew. Causes: Education, health, and veterans’ affairs.

What Vanity Fair didn’t say about Michelle:

Tells everyone she shops at J. Crew, but no one really believes it. Loves to accessorise with $500 athletic shoes and $6000 purses. In reality, her sense of fashion ranks somewhere below France’s First Lady and somewhere above any anonymous homeless lady.

Mom jeans = nerd chic. The only thing missing is a little bell on the handlebars.
Mom jeans = nerd chic. The only thing missing is a little bell on the handlebars.

What Vanity Fair said about President Obama:

BARACK OBAMA Residences: Washington, D.C., and Chicago. Occupation: President of the United States. Age: 48. Notable Purchases of 2009: Hart Schaffner Marx suits; inside of jacket pocket reads, “Made Exclusively for Barack Obama.” Tailor: Hart Schaffner Marx of Chicago—Gold Trumpeter Line: two-button, single-vent jacket and cuffed trousers. Workout Attire: Secret Service cap, black running pants, gray T-shirt, Asics. Shoes: Four pairs, including Cole Haan dress shoes; white Asics sneakers. Sunglasses: Ray-Ban 3217. Watch: A Jorg Gray 6500 presented to him by the Secret Service. Bargain-Hunting Locale: Secret Service employees’ store.

What Vanity Fair didn’t say about President Obama:

Mom jeans are not cool. ‘Nuff said, Urkel.

Source: Vanity Fair

Barney Frank as the Joker. Or maybe just on a weekend in Martha’s Vineyard

First Barack Obama, Barney Frank as the Joker? Or maybe just on a weekend in Martha’s Vineyard

Barney Frank Joker by Drudge Potato Al

C’mon, it’s Barney. One doesn’t even want to contemplate why he might be made up this way. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Sacre Blue! Universal healthcare going broke in France

The French system’s fragile solvency shows how tough it is to provide universal coverage while controlling costs, the professed twin goals of President Barack Obama’s proposed overhaul.

Gratuitous, completely unrelated photo of Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, France's hot First Lady
Gratuitous, completely unrelated photo of Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, France's hot First Lady

One quick disclaimer: We hate France. We hate the French. We hate Napoleon. We hate DeGaulle. We have Charles Aznavour. We hate Jerry Lewis just because the French love him. We like Carla Bruni, but only because she’s hot.

That being said, France’s friggin’ healthcare system has been held up as the perfect example, the ideal, the epitome of what America’s healthcare should look like. So it is with great pleasure that we pass along this report from the Wall Street Journal:

“… soaring costs are pushing the system into crisis. The result: As Congress fights over whether America should be more like France, the French government is trying to borrow U.S. tactics.

In recent months, France imposed American-style “co-pays” on patients to try to throttle back prescription-drug costs and forced state hospitals to crack down on expenses. “A hospital doesn’t need to be money-losing to provide good-quality treatment,” President Nicolas Sarkozy thundered in a recent speech to doctors.
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Dumb Question of the Day: “Congressman Ellison, is your family signing up for ObamaCare?”

Keith Ellison, the Democrat Muslim Extremist (forgive us for wallowing in redundancies) from Minnesota, is asked by a constituent at a Town Hall meeting if he’ll give up his rich congressional healthcare plan and apply for coverage for himself and his family under ObamaCare.

Keith Ellison, the Democrat Muslim Extremist (forgive us for wallowing in redundancies) from Minnesota, is asked by a constituent at a Town Hall meeting if he’ll give up his rich congressional healthcare plan and apply for coverage for himself and his family under ObamaCare. The question comes just after the 1:00 mark.

Rather than answer the question, Ellison hands the microphone to a nearby moonbat like he’s in a relay race and it’s a baton.

The only thing he was running from, though, was the truth.

Source: Bloomberg via TheBigFeed.com

President Obama ignores First Amendment, says he doesn’t want some folks to do a lot of talkin’

President Obama, who supposedly taught Constitutional law at University of Chicago, must have skimmed that dang First Amendment a little too quickly when he was speed reading the Constitution.

President Obama took a day trip to McLean, Virginia to promote his howling dog of a healthcare plan. He made it clear that his opinion is the only one worth hearing.

“But I don’t want the folks who created the mess to do a lot of talking. I want them to get out of the way so we can clean up the mess. I don’t mind cleaning up after them, but don’t do a lot of talking.”
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Headline of the Day
“Clinton begins Africa tour in Kenya”

“Clinton begins Africa tour in Kenya.” Do you think she’ll pick up her boss’s birth certificate while she’s there?

The Headline of the Day naturally gives rise to the Question of the Day: Do you think she’ll pick up her boss’s birth certificate while she’s there?

Red Chinese worried about red ink in American budget

Consider it another step toward Armageddon: It’s reached the point that Communist China is lecturing the United States about it’s massive deficits.

The Chinese should relax and remember the immortal words of Alfred E. Newman, "What, me worry?"
The Chinese should relax and remember the immortal words of Alfred E. Newman, "What, me worry?"

Consider it another step toward Armageddon: It’s reached the point that Communist China is lecturing the United States about it’s massive deficits.

President Obama dispatched little Timmy Geithner to China to calm the frayed nerves of the Chinese government. It holds $8901.5 billion in U.S. Treasury debt, more than any other nation, and they’re worried that our skyrocketing deficit will trigger massive inflation and/or devastate the dollar. Either scenario is bad news for their investments.

“We sincerely hope the U.S. fiscal deficit will be reduced, year after year,” Assistant Finance Minister Zhu Guangyao said.

“The Chinese government is a responsible government and first and foremost our responsibility is the Chinese people,” he continued, “so of course we are concerned about the security of the Chinese assets.”

Geithner reassured them by saying, “Where can a guy find some good mu shu pork around here?”

Source: AP

Obama placates another leftist dictator, pulls plug on electronic message board in Havana

President Obama has ordered the State Department to take down an electronic message board in Havana, Cuba that promoted democracy, because he says that it’s causing friction with the island nation’s Communist dictatorship.

President Obama wants to make sure Cuban citizens aren't bothered by any messages about democracy
President Obama wants to make sure Cuban citizens aren't bothered by any messages about democracy

President Obama has ordered the State Department to take down an electronic message board in Havana, Cuba because he says that it’s causing friction with the island nation’s Communist dictatorship.

And we can’t have that, can we?

Back in 2006, the Bush administration erected the message board in the windows of the American diplomatic mission overlooking Havana’s main coastal highway.

It aimed dangerous, subversive messages at the Cuban people such as “Democracia-en-Cuba” (“Democracy in Cuba”).

The Castro brothers didn’t take kindly to this dastardly talk of democracy. They attempted to block the message from view by draping huge black flags from 100-foot-high flagpoles in front of the diplomatic mission. And if any inquisitive Cubans made the mistake of looking up as they passed the mission, armed guards shooed them along their way.

Kind of like the Black Panthers shooed voters away from that Philadelphia polling place. You know, the Black Panthers the Obama administration has decided not to prosecute.

Ahhh, it all starts to make sense now.

Source: New York Times

Greatest President In History says cupcakes are one of the necessities of life

We’re starting to wonder here. Barack Obama bowls like a little girl. He drinks beer like an English matron. And now he says tax cuts are helping people buy “cupcakes and other necessities of life.”

We’re starting to wonder here. He bowls like a little girl. He drinks beer like an English matron. And now he says tax cuts are helping people buy “cupcakes and other necessities of life.”

Next thing you know, he’ll be wearing skirts and curtsying to the Queen.

Source: HotAir.com

Happy Belated Birthday, President Obama

I know we’re a day late with this birthday wish, but please accept our belated Happy Birthday wish, along with this touching tribute to your life by your fan, Glenn Beck.

I know we’re a day late with this, but please accept our belated Happy Birthday wish President Obama, along with this touching tribute to your life by your fan, Glenn Beck. We hope we’re invited for cupcakes (and a beer?) next year.

Thanks to Cody Johnson for the heads up.

The White House is looking for a few good snitches

You, loyal citizen, can help the Obama administration put a stop to the lies and distortions on his healthcare plan, and return peace and order to the nation.

Is it 1984 yet
And if all others accepted the lie which the Party imposed—if all records told the same tale—then the lie passed into history and became truth. - George Orwell, 1984

The rightwing nuts are at it again–not content with domestic terrorism via Tea Party protests against the energy bill, a bill that could literally save the planet, but now they are spreading lies and distortions about President Obama’s healthcare program. We must be vigilant–their slander against our dear leader is increasing and their new mob tactics of confronting congressional leaders in their home districts with uncomfortable questions, is creating an unsafe environment for these public servants.

This escalating disruption cannot continue, as it could possibly derail Obamacare. You, loyal citizen, can help the administration put a stop to this, and return peace and order to the nation.

It would be wise to listen to Linda Douglass, the communications director for the White House’s Health Reform Office, as she addressed the nation on what is quickly becoming a dangerous national security issue.

“There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to [email protected].”

Ms. Douglass, we’d like to be one of the first to help you. We have heard of one trickster, a con artist, that we’d like to tell you about. Last year, he was seen traveling the country hypnotizing large crowds of people, and telling them many untruths, including ones about healthcare. There are so many, but we believe the biggest deception was his saying that the president promised “…you’ll be able to get the same kind of coverage that members of Congress give themselves.” Note that he may be in collusion with the media, since even though this lie is so outrageous, there has been no coverage of it.

We hope you can find him; he’s a master of disguise. He can pass himself off as either black or white. He may have passports for both the U.S. and Kenya. He’s been seen on extravagant dates in New York with one of the world’s most beautiful women. His wife can switch her wardrobe from J Crew to Gucci from one occasion to the next. Take heed though, that he is very dangerous when armed with a teleprompter.

If we can be of further assistance, please let us know.

Source: White House

Arlen Specter and Kathleen Sebelius find out who put the hell in healthcare

Democrat Senator Arlen Specter and Obama’s Health & Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius found out how unpopular Obamacare is when they attempted to pitch their snakeoil to the people.

Apparently, it’s illegal to post the results of polls in Washington, DC, because Democrats seem blithefully unaware how unpopular ObamaCare is back home.

Republican Democrat Senator Arlen Specter and Obama’s Health & Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius found out when they attempted to pitch their snakeoil to the people.

The highlight is when Specter attempts to explain why this healthcare fiasco has to be rushed through congress.

As we used to say back on the farm, “He really stepped in it this time.”

If Obama has his way, Hillary may soon swell the ranks of the unemployed

President Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton don’t get along.

The President and the Secretary of State are going in opposite directions
The President and the Secretary of State are going in opposite directions

According to the LA Times (see update at bottom of article), President Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton don’t get along. Didn’t see that comin’.

The two (one of the two being The One) disagree about democracy in Iran, Obama’s plan to thaw relations with Cuba, the Sudan, Syria, and probably about Hillary’s daily choice of pantsuits.

Obama recently responded to a heated argument with Clinton by curtailing her authority. He refused to let her hire Sidney Blumenthal as an advisor. He disinvited her to last month’s G-8 conference. And he sent Vice President Joe Biden on an important mission to Eastern Europe.



According to the Times, White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel says that Clinton is on ‘thin ice.’

This certainly helps explain why Clinton has stockpiled more than $3,000,000 in her campaign coffers.

“In tonight’s play, Hillary Clinton plays the role of Bobby Kennedy and Barack Obama plays the role of Lyndon Johnson.”

Can’t wait for the next act.

Source: LA Times via Zimbio.com

Update: Someone from the LA Times just alerted us that the source for this article was not the LA Times, and in fact is a satirical article written by a blogger. Fooled us! Well, one thing for sure though, satire only really works when there is an element of truth behind the story, and Hillary and Barack do not exactly seeing eye-to-eye.

Drudge versus Obama on healthcare:
Our money’s on Drudge

1. Obama admits his goal of eliminating private insurance companies. 2. Linda Douglass, Communications Director for the White Houses Health Reform Office accused Drudge of using deceptive editing. 3. Drudge runs this uncut, uncensored version of a 2003 video featuring Barack Obama talking about single payer health insurance.

In Round One, Drudge ran a 2007 video in which Obama admits his goal of eliminating private insurance companies.

In Round Two, Linda Douglass, Communications Director for the White Houses Health Reform Office, threw a counterpunch with this video and accused Drudge of using deceptive editing to alter the context of Obama’s 2007 comments.

In Round 3, Drudge landed a haymaker to Obama’s lying jaw by running this uncut, uncensored version of a 2003 video featuring Barack Obama talking about single payer health insurance. Oops. Nothing out of context here.

The ring girls are now circling the ring holding up big cards that say “Round 4.” Drudge is dancing in his corner, refusing to sit down between rounds. Obama is slumped on a stool in his corner with Rahm Emanuel is applying ice to his swollen jaw.

Obama’s corner should end this thing and throw in the towel.

Source: The Big Feed

Angry white racists gather to lynch Obama

The Huffington Post played the race card on its home page today. The huge headline “GOP Returns to ‘White Voter Strategy'” is placed over what the left seems to think is the typical white racist person

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With President Obama plummeting in the polls, and the public’s dismal view of the ineffective stimulus package, cap-and-trade, Obamacare, Cash-for-Clunkers and the mad race toward socialism, there is only one option left for the far left:

Play the race card. And play it now.

That’s exactly what the Huffington Post did on its home page today. The huge headline “GOP Returns to ‘White Voter Strategy'” is placed over what the left seems to think is the typical white person: he’s a bearded, southern-looking man wearing a cowboy hat and a Redskins jersey. And he’s angry. So angry, in fact, that he’s pointing his finger. And Angry White Man is not alone. An entire crowd of other angry white people can be seen behind him.

Unfortunately, they are blurred so you can’t see their guns, bibles and beers. And lynchin’ ropes. You can’t see their lynchin’ ropes, either.

But we’re pretty sure the folks at the Huffington Post can see them.

Source: Huffington Post

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