10 Years Ago Climate Scientists Said We’d Move to Antarctica… It’s -95F Right Now. It’s so hot right now the penguins are wearing bikinis.

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Not so silent
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Just this morning my local paper carried a story from the L.A. Times that says the Ice IS melting and we are all going to die….These people are so confused I would like to know how they walk and talk at the same time….I would be in favor of burning climate change believers at the stake, en mass..would be less pollution that a volcano and more fun to watch…

whiskeyriver
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Remember this one from 2013? The dummies were heading into the Antarctic to prove how much the ice had melted then they got stuck in the ice. Even ice breakers could not get close to them.

https://abcnews.go.com/WNT/video/polar-expedition-ship-trapped-antarctic-ice-21343412

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Not so silent

The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours.

The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain.
So the king and the queen went fishing.

On the way he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and he asked the man if the fish were biting.

The fisherman said, “Your Majesty, you should return to the palace! In just a short time I expect a huge rain storm.”

The king replied: “I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him.”

So the king continued on his way. However, in a short time a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked. Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the meteorologist.

Then he summoned the fisherman and offered him the prestigious position of royal forecaster.

The fisherman said, “Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey’s ears drooping, it means with certainty that… it will rain.”

So the king hired the donkey.
And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential positions of government.

The practice is unbroken to this date. Thus, the democrat party… symbol was born!

whiskeyriver
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whiskeyriver

HAHAHA…Good story.

Not so silent
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Not so silent

I am sure the libtards will blame republicans somehow…..Maybe ban more plastic straws, yea that will do it….

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

LOL!! I’m anxious to see how the left’s idea of using glass, reusable straws will work out!
I foresee many lawsuits over cuts and illness from bacteria from dirty straws!

JPTravis
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You know what happens when a man unzips and tries to pee in the snow when it’s -95 degrees out? It freezes halfway down his pecker and comes out as snow. I learned that on Mr. Wizard.

danybhoy
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danybhoy

I missed that episode.

SHAGGY
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SHAGGY

Fortunately…

JPTravis
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It was the same episode as the one where he taught kids how to torch a fart.

I think we might have had a different Mr. Wizard in West Michigan.

whiskeyriver
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whiskeyriver

HAHAHA…Farter darters, that is what we called them in school.

whiskeyriver
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whiskeyriver

These people are con artists, milking their governments out of money for spreading bullshite. They should be in jail instead free to spout their lies.

danybhoy
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danybhoy

Seriously, that is the correct answer. These people are trying commit fraud on a scale that is beyond comprehension. Remember the days when folks would say, “…if they could tax the air we breathe…”? That is what this is, & it based in socialism, not science. Because if it were, Al Gore’s Nobel Prize would have been the Science award, not the Peace Prize. Which is a participation trophy at best now.

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Joe Redfield

Here’s an idea – let’s send Mann, Gore, and the rest of the climate cartel to the Antarctic so they can be safe from the ravages of our melting planet.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

Supply them with Bermuda shorts and sandals.

Jim Stewart
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Jim Stewart

The alarmists are not doing themselves any favors with these hysterical predictions. The smart ones make predictions for 100 years in the future so that anyone alive today won’t remember them.

MGAP
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MGAP

“the smart ones” You might be onto something there.

whiskeyriver
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whiskeyriver

Are there any smart ones?

danybhoy
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danybhoy

No

MGAP
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MGAP

But it’s a dry cold….

danybhoy
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danybhoy

Dry ice?