The opening line of An Inconvenient Truth is “Hi, I’m Al Gore and I used to be the next president of the United States.”
When he said it, everyone laughed and assumed the poor fellow had recovered from the emotional devastation of losing the presidency in 2000 and had learned to deal with it by using self-deprecating humor.
Now it appears that we were wrong. He wasn’t joking, he was complaining. He’s still tortured by that loss. So tortured, in fact, that he uses the same line in a sad attempt to seduce women. To forcibly seduce women, if you know what we mean.
The Portland Oregonian has too much information:
The massage therapist at the center of sex assault allegations against Al Gore told police of her terror as the former vice president mauled her in a Portland hotel room, it emerged late Wednesday.
A copy of her lengthy police statement on the 2006 ordeal was obtained by Oregon media websites including KVAL.com and The Portland Mercury’s Blogtown.
…At the end, she said Gore — who was now clad in a robe — wrapped her in an “inescapable embrace,” gave her a “come hither” look and “caressed my back and buttocks and breasts.”
She said she repeatedly told him to stop, while he giggled, as she feared being raped. Gore twice gave her an “open mouth” kiss, offered her chocolates and Grand Marnier, grabbed her bra strap then pushed her on the bed and lay next to her as he played the Pink song “Dear Mr President.”
Pink’s Dear Mr. President is a pretty harsh condemnation of George Bush and that choice of music (below) makes one question Gore’s fragile mental state.
If you can get beyond the terror the poor woman must have suffered, imagine the anger Gore must have felt.
“I’m Al Gore, damn it, and I used to be the next President of the United States. It’s just not right that the Supreme Court was willing to screw me, but this woman isn’t.”
Source: Fox News
