Why, hell’s bells, people, North Carolina Democrat Rep. Bob Etheridge is just a big, ol’ softy. That video of Etheridge assaulting a couple students last week meant absolutely nothing. It was probably digitally altered by covert conservative operatives, because this guy loves babies and puppies and kitties and rainbows and and unicorns and long walks on the beach in the rain.
Expect his next video to feature one of those puppies, because we think it’s going to take a lot more than one phony baloney campaign video to rehabilitate the reputation of “Two Martini” Bob Etheridge.
