As time goes by, Obama’s Camelot resembles the Monty Python version of the fabled kingdom more than the Kennedy-era Camelot.
One of the knights of Obama’s round table, Senator Evan Bayh, announced Monday that partisanship has caused him to give leave of Washington D.C.
(According to the mainstream media, “partisanship” is any time that conservatives refuse to go along with liberal initiatives. When liberals thwart conservatives, it’s called “gallant opposition.”)
We have composed a little ode and dedicated it to Brave Sir Evan. With apologies to Monty Python.
Brave Sir Evan ran away.
(“No!”)
Bravely ran away away.
(“I didn’t!”)
When politics reared it’s ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
(“No!”)
Yes, brave Sir Evan turned about
(“I didn’t!”)
And gallantly he chickened out.Bravely taking (“I never did!”) to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
(“All lies!”)
Bravest of the braaaave, Senator Evan!
(“I never!”)
– Gallantly composed by Sven Waring, DotPenn.com
