Burger King apologizes for offering free Whoppers to women who become pregnant by World Cup players. Too late, if they’re pregnant they already had the whopper.

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poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

What? No onion rings or ice cream?

Joe Redfield
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Joe Redfield

Would they get a lifetime supply of fries for blowing a soccer player?

Not so silent
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Not so silent

You can still have it your way, just have to get your own whopper…..

JPTravis
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This is altogether a bad analogy. Putting your meat between two buns sounds gay to me.

MGAP
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MGAP

<<<Refuses to take the bait.

JPTravis
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‘Cause you know discerning women go to Hardee’s, right?

MGAP
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MGAP

I’ve never been in a Hardee’s to judge the clientele. I hear some gals go to Arby’s for ‘the meats.’

JPTravis
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Meanwhile, serial killers go where they can see a Chick-fil-A-ed.

MGAP
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MGAP

I’ve checked in-n-out twice now on this thread. I still don’t know how to respond to that.

JPTravis
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So you draw the line at serial killer puns?

MGAP
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MGAP

Don’t judge me man, son… whatever.

JPTravis
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Hansen down, that’s the worst pun ever. I’d Lecter ban you from Punsville for that one.

MGAP
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MGAP

Take a Chikatilo pill dude. Yours was sub-par too.

MGAP
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MGAP

***crickets***

Lucas like I stunned him with that last one.

JPTravis
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“Chikatilo?” WTF is that?

MGAP
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MGAP

Come on Holmes, surely you’ve heard of taking a chill pill.

MGAP
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MGAP

Too much of a stretch?

JPTravis
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Okay, I had to Google it. Andrei Chikatilo, the Red Ripper. Never heard of him. I mean it was the Soviet Union… no matter how bad a serial killer was he wouldn’t measure up to what the KGB was doing, right? So serial killers in the USSR don’t count. I had to make a ruling. You’re disqualified, whether you Lake it or not.

MGAP
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MGAP

Who seda you could make up the rules?

JPTravis
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I’m not questioning your intelligence but your posts get Dahmer and Dahmer all the time.

MGAP
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MGAP

I could attack your chicken strip pun, but I’d rader not. That was pretty lamb…

JPTravis
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Silence of the Lamb, I get it. Listen, we could Bundy these serial killer puns back and forth all day, but I have better things to do.

MGAP
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MGAP

Lamb was a bonus add on. Who knowles how you missed the primary.