But the vending machine never said, “No.”

But the vending machine never said, “No.” We don’t mean to turn IHateTheMedia.com into a daily listing of strange sexual fetishes, but sometimes it just is what it is. Florida police just busted a very strange dude who “maliciously molested, opened, broke, injured, damaged and inserted his body parts” into a vending machine. Oh, sure, he got his giggles, but did he get his Snickers?