Badass good guy Chuck Norris claims Texas has never formally been part of the United States and that the Lone Star State may lead a rebellion by seceding from the union. And if that happens, he’d like to be president of the new Lone Star Republic.
“That need may be a reality sooner than we think,” he said in a column at WorldNetDaily. “If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.”
“…we’ve bastardized the First Amendment,” he continued, “reinterpreted America’s religious history and secularized our society until we ooze skepticism and circumvent religion on every level of public and private life.”
We might move to Texas just to see President Norris kick Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s bony little ass. Toss ‘em both into an ultimate fighting cage. Only one man comes out alive. Put it all on pay TV. Bingo. The budget is balanced and peace is restored.
Thank you, President Norris.
Source: Examiner.com; WorldnetDaily
