Bill Clinton’s former press secretary, Dee Dee Myers, has penned an article in the new issue of Vanity Fair in which she says Barack Obama is the most famous living person in the history of the world.
Myers made her comments only after removing her lips from Clinton’s lily white backside, where they have resided since 1995. And then in one quick, seamless move, she immediately attached those same lips to Obama’s considerably-less than lily white backside.
Is Obama the most famous person who ever lived? Here at I Hate The Media, we think not. Obama is famous only on one planet. We vote for Captain Kirk of the U.S.S. Enterprise, who was known throughout the galaxy.
Hah! Take that, Dee Dee Myers.