EU bans claim that water can prevent dehydration


Following a 3-yr investigation, EU bans claim that water can prevent dehydration.
Producers of bottled water will face 2 yr jail sentence for defying the edict. Now, about that ridiculous claim eating food can cure hunger… Folks, these are the nitwits Barack Obama and Visa Pelosi want us to emulate. BTW, rules banning bent bananas and curved cucumbers were scrapped in 2008. Ban terminal stupidity and the entire EU bureaucracy will disappear.

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