Climate scientist: Europe’s really coooold winter is caused by Global Warming! Reminds us of an old joke: a salesman was going door to door selling alligator repellent. “Don’t try to con me,” one lady who answered the door said, “There’s no alligators in Montana!” “See, it’s working already,” said the con man, “That’ll be $12.95!” Hey, betcha Global Warming causes lower unemployment rates as well as folks leaving the work force.
Author: Bonfire of the Absurdities
After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.
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