Federal grant for studying… duck genitals. “If nobody else will provide funding to study the secrets of duck genitals, does the government have a moral obligation to do it?” Why, will the ducks not procreate if some bureaucrat doesn’t “study” them? It’s only $385K but if you add up all the duck genital-type items in the Federal budget, you’ll probably come up to big money.
Author: Bonfire of the Absurdities
After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.
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