A devious blogger has obtained the list of questions the media will be asking at the first 2012 presidential debate. A sample: To President Obama: Who is your favorite Beatle? To Republican: Why don’t you go jump off a bridge? A big one.? Unexpectedly, the Republican candidate’s answers will be disrupted by a guy with a mustache making farting noises off stage. Pity, that.
Author: Bonfire of the Absurdities
After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.
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