Tree saved by composted dead person.

FLASHBACK: Earth Day Co-Founder Killed, Composted His Girlfriend. Here’s our celebration of Earth Day post. Remember, if you kill your woman, compost her, save a tree.

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7 Comments on "FLASHBACK: Earth Day Co-Founder Killed, Composted His Girlfriend"

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Dave K
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The thing that cracks me up is how people swear that humans are killing the earth. The earth has killed more people than you can count(Earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, etc) and just keeps on spinning around. It doesn’t care about we little humans, we’re ants scurrying around that it will step on any time it feels like it.

The earth doesn’t GAS about us, it doesn’t have emotions. It predates human history and will eventually be a barren hunk of rock with little more than microbes crawling around on it. Save the planet? Spare me. many people can’t even put food in their kids’ mouths but they want to save the planet?

The fricking feral critters around here have done more damage to the earth than I have.

Dave K
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I drove my pickup around and emitted a bunch of exhaust. Tomorrow I’ll mow with my gas riding mower.

whiskeyriver
Member

I have a 1977 F-250 4 wheel drive with a 460 engine that has been tweaked. Runs like a raped ape and gets about 12 MPG. But I can load up 75 bales of hay or a ton of feed and still go down the road 70 MPH with no problem. I am a proud polluter!

Not so silent
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Time has com to start composting democrats. Plant them head down, butt up so you can use them as a bicycle rack.

MGAP
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I really don’t have anything to say, I just wanted to compost something.

danybhoy
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I celebrated by burning several tires.

deepthinker
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I mowed the grass and tossed the clippings out.