Remember that scene in “Chinatown” where Jack Nicholson roughs up Faye Dunaway until she reveals the identity of the mysterious young girl?
He slaps her and she says, “She’s my sister.” He slaps her again and she says, “My daughter.” They ping pong back and forth until Dunaway breaks down and admits the girl is daughter and her sister, the result of an incestuous relationship with her father.
Looks we have another incestuous Chinatown situation on our hands in Washington, DC. Turns out Callie Shell, a Time Magazine photographer, has been working simultaneously for Team Obama, snapping official White House photos.
We wish someone would slap Callie around a little just to see if she’ll crack as easily as Faye Dunaway did.
Slap. “I’m a completely impartial journalist.”
Slap. “I’m a biased hack.”
Slap. “I’m a completely impartial journalist.”
Slap. “I’m a biased hack.”
Slap. “Stop slapping me, wimpy boy. I already told you I was a biased hack.”
