Iowa City police seek public’s help in capturing armed robber who made off with $250 “Mega Masturbator” sex toy. When they get it back, they’ll probably wish they hadn’t. And, as one of the commenters asked, “Doesn’t Obamacare guarantee him a FREE Mega Masturbator?” No, but Obamacare is the handiwork of a bunch of them.
Author: Bonfire of the Absurdities
After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.
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