John Kerry Could Make Hundreds Of Thousands Off The Buffett-Heinz Deal: Seems like Warren Buffet is looking to move John Effin’ Kerry out Obama’s cabinet and squarely into the Ogre of Omaha’s notoriously corporatist back pocket.

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JPTravis
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February 15, 2013 12:37 pm

As I pointed out in the comments of an earlier thread, the Secretary of State’s office is the entity holding up the Keystone Pipeline, and the holdup of the Keystone Pipeline is generating millions of dollars for Buffet’s railroad. So… this looks suspiciously like a payoff from Buffet to the new Secretary of State to make sure he doesn’t approve the pipeline.

Don’t be surprised if we learn later that Kerry and his wife bought additional shares of Heinz shortly before the announcement.

AZ Dude
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AZ Dude
February 15, 2013 8:48 am

In the picture I think that the ketchup bottle is stuck in Teresa’s penis. That’s why John’s face looks that way. . .or not

Dan
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Dan
February 14, 2013 5:42 pm

How long will it take him to stash his profits in the Cayman Islands? The 99 percenters gotta know!! :-p

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 14, 2013 10:26 pm

It was stashed before the deal was signed.

deepthinker
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deepthinker
February 14, 2013 5:26 pm

Will Buffet pay the taxes on his gains? Now that John “I served in Vietnam” Kerry has some extra pocket money, it is time for him to pay his taxes for the yacht that he and Teresa have moored in Rhode Island instead of Mass ass chutes.

Sidekick
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Sidekick
February 14, 2013 5:05 pm

No way will Kerry ketchup to Buffett financially but he’ll relish the new found wealth and spread it around with his friends.

JPTravis
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February 15, 2013 12:35 pm

No more waiting in Buffet lines for Kerry.

AZ Dude
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AZ Dude
February 15, 2013 8:43 am

you mustard thought really hard to come up with that line!

Plainsman
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Plainsman
February 14, 2013 6:13 pm

Very Clever.. :)

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
February 14, 2013 4:42 pm

Ole Lurch is just trying to keep up with Al Gore

Jim Stewart
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Jim Stewart
February 14, 2013 4:29 pm

The joy of marrying rich women.

CO2Insanity
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February 14, 2013 3:34 pm

Maybe the deadbeat can pay his yacht tax now.

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