Let me be the first to congratulate you, President Romney. It’s been a while since I’ve mentioned Mrs Editor and even longer since I mentioned my mother-in-law, Mrs Editor Mama, who is the very definition of a lunatic liberal. The woman has rarely worked in her life, but recently decided to grace the Obama campaign as a volunteer. Her job is to call Democrats to make sure they’re registered to vote and to ask if they’re voting for Obama. Mrs Editor quotes her mom as saying, “It’s a lot of fun except when I ask if they’re voting for Obama and they scream, ‘Hell, no’ and slam down the phone.” I knew the election was in the bag the moment I found out the Obama campaign was desperate enough to bring my mother-in-law on board. But the fact that registered DEMOCRATS react this way is all I need to know. Set ’em up, barkeep. I want to celebrate and I’m feeling generous.
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