The Most Immaculate First Lady In History held a Healthy Kids Fair on the South Lawn of the White House. She showed the tykes how to use a hula hope….errrr…hoop while dressed up all glamorous-like.
Here’s how the LA Times blog sarcastically described it:
As she often does in her public remarks (think Copenhagen), the president’s wife falls back on her own life for story material. We learn today that in her childhood they got pizza once each year or semester, one or the other — and then only if the children had received good grades.
We also learn Mrs. Obama loves french fries. Very much. Extremely much. But that she knows she can’t eat them every day. She doesn’t explain why not. Apparently, she thinks it’s bad somehow.
Mrs. Obama also says that her two daughters have no TV time on school days, which forces them to find activities other than sitting. Actually moving around, the way neighborhood youngsters did back in the neolithic pre-TV times of the 1940s and before.
And Sasha and Malia Obama only get a few hours of TV on the weekend — presumably not Fox News either because, according to other White House denizens, watching that channel can cause bad things to happen to the human brain.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s great. We get it. She’s The Most Glamorous First Lady In History and also The Greatest Mother In History.
We have to end this story now. Our healthy, fiber-filled bonbons are melting and getting all over our keyboard.
Source: LA Times
