North Korea tells its people to protect Kim Jong-un as “human shields” in New Year message. They tell us psycho junior is “working to solve the ‘burning issue’ of food shortages by upholding the policies of his late father, Kim Jong-il” (whose policies are the reason for the food shortages.) Not that you would know there are food shortages in utopia from looking at Kim Young-un, probably the only potential Weight Watchers customer in the whole country.
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After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.
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