Obama administration denies waging a ‘war on coal.’ What say you? Would this guy(?) make a terrific villain in the next James Bond movie or what? How about Coalfinger? The man(?) who will steal the world’s coal and replace it with free electric soccer balls? He kills his enemies by smothering them with coal dust. Then, when everyone figures out all the soccer balls are useless, he sells the coal back at a large profit. Sounds right up Crowley’s alley. (They stole my coal!) Perhaps Ron Paul will write the script.