Obama instructs journalists on how to report his positions

Obama instructs journalists on how to report his positions. “Hey, I’m a centrist – it may not look that way ’cause those GOP racist wingnuts are so waaaaay to my right! But trust me, I am!” Yeah jour0lists, just report the “truth” and say Obama is the bestest president there ever was anywhere, then he’ll be happy and let you continue to live in his universe.

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