Obama won’t build Death Star: Apparently whenever President Unilateral feels the need to dispense some death from above he’ll stick to the tried and true method of sending in the drones.

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Joe
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Joe
January 16, 2013 6:29 pm

Don’t we have treaties in place that ban the construction of space based weapons?

flashingscotsman
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January 16, 2013 9:29 pm

Does Obama care about treaties? Aren’t they kinda like laws?

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
January 17, 2013 6:45 am

Only the UN Small Arms Treaty.

danybhoy
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danybhoy
January 16, 2013 5:42 pm

The White House IS the new Death Star.

Bonfire of the Absurdities
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January 16, 2013 4:04 pm

No matter, if the Death Star did get built it would probably catch fire in the parking lot or else turn into a trillion-dollar brick like certain electric cars…

Missile Command
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Missile Command
January 16, 2013 5:18 pm

Spot on! A 3-trillion dollar coin death-star contract would go to the biggest union O contributor of 2012. They would steal as much as possible before the whole Death Star LLC went bust ala Solyndra.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
January 17, 2013 6:42 am

A GM or GE built Death Star would mean the death of all on board. The batteries used to power it would be so heavy that it could never get off the ground. If they managed to get it airborne, it would catch fire and explode.
All of this is assuming that the unions wouldn’t go on strike and delay the completion until after Prez O is long dead, not to mention that the cost overruns would likely make the high speed rail look like a bargain.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
January 16, 2013 3:45 pm

“Dear Leader” can’t run a hotdog stand, how can anybody expect him to build something even close to complicated is beyond me.

CO2Insanity
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January 16, 2013 5:49 pm

LEGOS

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine
January 17, 2013 12:05 pm
flashingscotsman
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January 17, 2013 2:22 pm

Those are pretty cool. I just subscribed to that guy’s channel.

Ruben
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Ruben
January 16, 2013 3:42 pm

Back in 2008, I knew this guy could drone on and on, but this is ridiculous!

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