Osama bin Laden “had stoned fantasies about marrying Whitney Houston and murdering Bobby Brown”

Osama bin Laden “had stoned fantasies about marrying Whitney Houston and murdering Bobby Brown.” So says Sudanese author Kola Boof, purportedly OBL’s mistress. And when he wasn’t fighting decadent Western culture, OBL filled his spare time with sex, smoking cannabis and dancing to pop groups like the B52s and Van Halen. Not to mention cognitive dissonance.

Author: Bonfire of the Absurdities

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